Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

MOOOOOOOOO.

Delurking purely to MOOOOOOOOO

Hello Lyra*. Glad you could make it.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

banger I won "the wrong way up" as did several other FESHes. Never bought in to all that bollocks about "best position".

MOooooooOOOO0000000OOOOOooooooOooOOooOOOoo.

Hey! That means I've got four stomachs, no? That explains a lot!

Hello Pony. Come to join in the mooing with us cows?

Thanks Pony - And I wasn't mooing at you obvs! you're right, it's bollocks. Case closed.

I felt sick today. I am 3 DPO. Do you think i iz diffed?

I'm happy to moo on the sole virtue of being generally a mean cow. moooOOoooOoooOooooOOooo!

Me too, me too. Yup, I reckon OMG TWINZ!1!1!!!!111!!

You two crossed most confusingly there.

As for you, AndesMare, I read all about FakeTanGate etc. You mean cow you !!

Aries Oh god no, twinz has been done. What about triplet falabellas?

I'm pissing loads of people off Aries with my no-nonsense approach.

I haz absolutely NO symptoms at all. I am 8DPO. Diffed, right?! FO SHO! EVERYone knows it's the symptomless months that = diffedness!

YOUNG LADY YOU ARE ON YOUR FINAL WARNING.

I quite fancied quads myself I think I'd cope really well.

I'd love twins, me. I saw this luffly girl the other day, about my age, with two lads of about 4 months in a pram. She looked so bonny and happy. Everyone was cooing over the baybees and someone said, "How are you coping? Aren't twins really hard?" And she smiled and shrugged, and said that since they were her first children she didn't know any different.

MooooooOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoOOooooOOOOOOOOooooo!

'girl' about my age?! FUCKING ROFFLE!

Fo sho banger - no symptoms = a symptom! Fackin' symptoms - each and everything is a symptom when you're looking for it. Are you taking your aspirin btw?

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No I'm not actually, Pone. I am pretty ashamed of myself for not taking everything I should. I know it's scant excuse but life is so hectic just now I barely have time to clean my teefs, never mind remember to take all the supplements etc. etc. I need to get organised and put 'em with the PG Tips or something. Can't avoid them then...

Stick 'em yer foof.

I'm eating FA and popping the odd bit of B6 at the moment. Occasionally Omega 3. And also some weed and the odd bit of cocaine.

Socialist Worker, Pony. God, that right wing shit!

PS wot's the aspirin for?

Hillynag did you just call head a foof?, or were you meaning she should stick them in her foof?

Thanks for attempted words of sense re LP- have just realised that what I thought were two failed implantations earlier in the year due to bf, were prob just cos I oved late, and therefore longer cycles- Wonder if there be an oracle who can explain why that would have happened only when I oved on tubed side, rather than barren wasteland side though? OH BLOODY NORA I AM SO UP THE MENKAL!!!! Felt weeeeny weeeeny bit slightly nauseous this am, due to eating breakfast at 6 and it being 9, but that rational,logical explanation was immediately rejected naturallement. Also, I really didn't like BBB last week, and only after I decide not to leave him after all do I remember that my PMT consists of....not liking BBB, so that'll be what that was.

moOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooon

Allo Starrynight. Cannot answer questions viz. random ov biznit, but would like to offer this gentle hair-stroke

Asprin is good for tubby smokers. hehe - no seriously, cunty read some paper which seemed to think that a teflon uterus could be explained by "thick blood" or something like that - and something as simple as an aspirin a day would help the baybee cling on even if you went on a train! [gaspofawe] It was a paper about chemical pregnancies and somethinglikethat.

tubby smoker, you say? That's interesting ....