Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

Done it back too!

Nooooo-don't go all private, I was just coming to join in!!

Has the talk of radioactive pant-snot and heinous cystitis finished yet? (Seriously, poor BESHies ) Where's MY luffs, huh, HUH?

STARRYPROBOSCISNOCTURNALBURROWINGMAMMAL! You can only join in if you share horrendous details of an intimate fungal infection. Harsh I know, but I don't make the rules.

It's ok, I'm flicking (lyra pliz no innuendo!). Luff y'all too. Scorps why are you up Go to bed immediately, you pregnant lady you.

So what disgusting ailments have you had StarrySky

I was once told by someone that when she got diffed, she knew straight away, because the swimmers just kind of disappeared.. (handy as she was standing against wall of station at the time, but that's another story) Do you not notice a difference in how much 'evidence' there is afterwards if you're doing 'it' at the right time, it all kind of goes up and not much comes out? My point being, that if you are all lush and fertile and egg bound, then it won't matter if you stand up and do a jig (whilst singing about roast beef if your heart desires) because it will be up where it should be. or summat.

No no no! Don't tell me that! Mine all fell out this afternoon :( What's wrong with my fanjo? Is it unsuitably shaped for the reception of spermz? Waaaaaaaaaah!

So sorry, missed request for fungal details- am thrush prone,I must confess, though never to the extent of our head, can't think of much else, can I lie and use someone else's story?

Hello preggoscore

Well maybe just the carrying fluid fell out, and not the important bits

Snuggles against Score's buzzwams, gently, with consideration for tenderness >

I have to go in a minute and try and find some Voltrex gel for my damned back. But not before Starry has given us the dirt . I want to conceive against the wall of a station. NO FUGGIN' FAIR

Do you know I def had green once, but am struggling to think when.
Is there a quicker way to post, it takes me ages to scroll down- I've only just discovered that 'fred's i'm on' updates as you go along. [joey]

Back out again, Pencil? Boo to that. Is that why you're drinking some strange concoctions?

Have never had cystitis so fortunately cannot share but am delurking to express interest in MoleyfromWindintheWillows theory about spermz spillage or lack thereof. I will be paying attention to this closely over the weekend, as am hoping egg laying should occur Sunday stroke Monday for me.

Well to be fair, that was pretty much the whole story. Friend and part time boyfriend waiting for a train. Hour was late. Train was also late. Friend and bf got busy whilst waiting for train. 9 months later Ivor born.

Partly. Found it though, so should get some sleep eventually!

PS I made up that he was called Ivor.

Maybe he was called Thomas? Or Henry? Or Gordon?

for back head- are you a martyr to it? I know far too many people who are martyrs to their backs, it's a crying shame that not more can be done. It's not like it's a msall part of the body- like an eye or toe or something. I have American Pie 3 on, its disturbing me somewhat.

SMALL

P.S Bangers am at burglarisation of parental gaff. I recall my grandparents' house being robbed on my Aunts' wedding day. My grandad went back to drop off the presents (before the days you could leave them at the venue overnight) and by the time they got home from the evening reception, some cunty bollocks had swiped the lot. Am at GaGa's tale, total scum.

I may have to slope off to bed. I don't want to as this is such fun!

How did it come to this?????? Being on an internet forum is "such fun"

Rie I'm actually in bed as pizza baby (I could pass for 5 months gone at least) required more comfort than the sofa could offer. TGB enjoying Fifa marathon on PS3 so thought would pop on here to see if anyone was about. You're right of course, now is a sensible time for bed.

Good Luck with the SWI truffkin (need to find out what the bejeesus your name means, cos there's no hope of hilARious name pun otherwise) Also should go to bed, (slightly forelornely (yes I know, its late, there's an a somewhere, I#ll sort it out in the morning) after being left off rocketfuel's roll call, but obviously need to make my presence felt more.

OI ROCKET OVER 'ERE!!! Will of course let you off in honour and celebration of being your first public on MN baby fail brain moment.

Night all, see you in my dreams....

Is OK Stars (my back I mean) but - I dunno - almost as if it's mental or something - if I get stressed then it feels like a gigantic iron fist starts squeezing something somewhere. It's really not bad AT ALL and nothing to trouble anyone about but does rather keep a girl awake.

I am going to slop off to bed too 12pt....and I want to be awake but it ain't happening what with one thing and another. Luff, kicks, gropes, blessings, peace, peas, light, gin, all round