Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

Gah and double gah mistresshead (ah, school days...) so sorry to hear bout parentals' violation- I just can't get my head round how anyone justifies to themselves going into another person's house, many other crimes I can see how it could happen (you know, like multi million pound fraud, or bank robbing) but to invade someone's home, it just beggers belief. Hope your mum and dad are ok, and am sure they will really appreciate not having to see it, or worse discover it. You is a good daughter and I want mine to turn out just like you. Exactly. Same hair and everyfing.

mommadimilano sorry to hear about the rosy hue over your way- think it got a bit lost in other posts- hey everyone, sympathy/gin/nippletwists and horseheadsinbeds needed in Italia, pronto. Please to also drink lots and feel better?

Not sure I welcomed monkeychops, did I? maybe? (set off an hour early for playgroup this morning, so anything's possible) Welcome, much respect for admitting an Ian Hislop crush in public, you must have No Sham, and will therefore fit in here ('flicking your bean'? your Lyraness? made me go all ) (don't you think he's got a bit mean of late though? Like so far up the cynical river he's heading for cruel falls?) (I should so be a writer)

twinkletwinklechocolatebar wanted to start a whole new post for your fantastic news- know you probably don't know me much, though I did throw the occasional vodka water balloon into the pit, but was going through same as you last time, but a bit after- all that inconclusive scanning etc, so am wwwwwwwellllllll chuffed for you and mr twinkle, and goddamm it am sending UHU orders to twinkleBOC Hurrah!!!!!

twittwooflipflop where you going? (sorry if we know, please see play group ref above)

aries thank you for choir advice, and reminding me about australian surfers.And the image of you in string bikini

I've been away a day and look how much has happened!!

Fab news Twinks - will keep my fingers crossed for you.

HB not such good news . What fuckwits think they have the right to do that. Argh, fucking idiots.

Boo - I hope things work out for you. We had a job crisis on our hands over the summer. It was incredibly stressful so I know how you feel. MrO told me we had to stop TTC too which just broke me. We didn't stop in the end (not that it would have made any blardy difference if we had!!), but it was touch and go for a while.

LGG hope the white goods do their thing and hang fire for the egg

I'm still hoping my egg is about to pop this weekend. I had a mostly positive OPK earlier so think it's imminent. The EWCM is a leetle elusive though to the say the least. I too think I'm a dried up hag. Might have to get the preseed out to compensate.

Congratulations Twinks and 9dpo too! Hope all goes well.

Espana, Moley , am hoping for holibobs insta-diff like last time.

Right; am off to ply the venerable Mr Shoes wih beer.

Have a top week, all, and I hope to see many bfps on my return!

Have a lovely time Hooters!

Enjoy your hold old thing

Toowit toowooo!

Congratumalations to twinks on the good news! Heres to a sticky one!!!

monkeepuzzletree probably too late with this but I hope you are half way through a lovely bottle of red by now. I am very jealous.

pippaspussy you KNOW you are spending too much enough time on the internet when you dream about forum members :o

aries what if you gave birth to a spyrate? that would cause confusion. also pity secs will get you diffed just as much as the normal kind if it is with a 19 yr old australian

brilliant story mrbitey if you win from that one what a wonderful story it will make at the 18th b'day party

toowit hope you have a lovely holibobs!

hb gah to sisters, i have received one text from mine saying she was still taking in 'my news' about a week ago then nada. where as my friend has been texting me regularly to check i am ok. weird non?

lyra fingers crossed the white van men stick around to hook up with eggypoos.

hope i haven't missed anyone out. i might be off to bed shortly, i have seriously lost all staying power recently.

Huge congrats to twinkle

birdboots I always get pain when I ov and therefore save a fortune on opks but it hasn't helped much over the last 6 months :(

starnose I luff you. Fanks.

I was going to stay away until that lazy mare Skipper'sClunge fixed the boundary line good and proper , but I sniffed a BFP and had to say WELL DONE 70sgirl'smagazineTwinkle! Am so bloody happy for you - THIRD TIME LUCKY will be our motto

HB, so sad, shocked and angry to hear about your parents' burglary. It sickens me to think of their priceless (but not pricey) treasures going. Am glad you've found a few things now. Is a bit bloody rich that your other sisters are really pulling their fingers out - youngest kids like you get the label of most irresponsible, so you're proving that totally wrong. What a lovely daughter you are

And LGGG, words fail me when thinking about the sort of scumbags who scour obituaries looking for empty homes to burglarise

MonkeyTheCrazyJapaneseTVProgramme, welcome. You sound proper menkul innit and I heart Sarah Millican. Top work, lady :)

I've spent the day with my fam and lovely Gran, as it is her 91st birthday. She said her only wish in life now is to become a Great-Grandma. I REALLY wanted to tell her, but if 'anything happened' it'd devastate her, so is best to wait until 12 wks. She's going to be ecstatic!

sorry i DID miss someone, boo to droid italianmama Its shit, you should also wade in on the wine if you ask me.

Hello Scorps! Glad you had a nice afternoon.

Well readers, I shagged him again ( MrA that is, not the 19 year old Aussie. Or Lucas.) That makes three in four days. It's bound to work. Isn't it? Isn't it everyone ? And also, if the recent Secsy times have done their thing it should result in a little boy because they need up to the minute spermz rather than ones which have been hanging around. And I like little boys. As it were. Not that I'd turn my nose up at a little girl of course . Either would be lovely.

Memememememememe. Soz.

Hurrah for Ariesshagging! 3 in four days deserves the OM medal for fuckommitment .

In other news, I have some absolutely unspeakable FFJ . Well, non-FFJ by this stage, I reckon.

Fanks Score! . I s'pose I have earned some daughterly brownie points if nowt else

Quick HB, add the excess FFJ to the communal jam jar. So by this, I'm guessing your eggy time is over as I'm always just behind you. If you now have litres of FFJ, well....

Where's our lovely Salty anyway? I'm fretting for her.

It's gross Aries. It looks a bit, well...perhaps it was my eyes....greenish. It looks like my fanjo has sneezed

Riiiiiiiiight ok. Greenish you say? I sometimes have yellowish gunk. Has anyone ever had greenish FFJ before a diff? Anyone? Pol? Muse? Drom?

Hm, maybe more yellowish than greenish. Though dark yellowish. And honestly, quite genuinely snot-like . I would worry about STDs but I am as pure as the driven snow (depressingly, this is TRUFAX ) and so is the OM, unless he is a very good liar. Which he isn't.

I doubt it's anything diffy. Maybe I have the world's worst thrush. Sounds like my kind of fucking luck at the moment. Talking of fucking - shouldn't you be on your bag with your legs in the air, Aries?!

I don't think I've ever had green. How intriguing.

I lay like that for 15 minutes while he had his shower then got bored. Oh the romance.

While we're on the topic, here's something else I have been pondering. When you finally get up afterwards and go for a pee, does anyone else get paranoid that all the spermz are all dropping out. How do you prevent this? Do you have to do butt clenches while simultaneously weeing? This could be tricky.

That Charlie geezer from the Guardian is on Would I Lie To You by the way. I know that many MNers like him .

On you bag?! BACK.

It is intriguing, isn't it. Hey, I wonder if, after years of tedious good health, I am about to become a medical marvel! I need House MD, that's what I need. With his pain and anger and his EYES ... what? Oh yeah...Oh piss it, am I missing David Mitchell and Charlie B? Alas, am too pissed and tired to move.

And yes ARies, I do worry about that. I just can't see how the plucky little devils can fight gravity, that's all. This cycle the only 2 shags we managed were morning ones: I had the luxury of a 10 minute lie down before having to dash to work. . . It's a worry, there's no two ways 'bout that.

If it's yellow that is much more normal Heads, according to Dr Google anyway. Lots of interesting posts about diffedness and yellow btw. Just saying.

Aries I always have to pee right after sex, I never managed to do much waiting around. I figure it's the best way to make sure you get the really strong swimmers who make the best baybees.

Oh it's all so complicated. Sigh. on the one hand I think I should wee after Secs to avoid the dreaded cystitis, and on the other hand I should lie with my legs of the world and do pelvic floors to assist the buggers on their way. Really it's a miracle that anyone ever gets diffed.

Excellent late night ramblings with ma beyatches. Don't leave me, you two

I'm still pondering on the Charlie B thing. Though he is amusant, I concede.

Btw, I think you would know if you had the world's worst thrush. I've never had it, but it's apparently very uncomfortable.

Hm, that is interesting Muse. It is rather more yellow than green fo sho. And, though I am prepared to rummage with the best of them, yuk enough for me not to be tempted to go back for another sample!

Aries love you get rotten cystitis don't you? To be honest I think a quick wee and then back for a lie-down is your best bet, because if you get a nasty infection again you won't want to SWI at all, which'll properly put a spanner in the worlds.

I like CB but don't fancy him. AIBU?