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Show your best worst tree ornament

280 replies

PegDope · 08/12/2025 07:47

All of our ornaments have a story which I love.

Some others would consider ugly but they’re meaningful to us.

My skiing avocado wins ugliest on our tree and was bought for me by my DD. Because I’m keto (eat a lot of avocado) and love skiing Grin

Share yours!

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Thetrickcyclist · 11/12/2025 19:17

A surf life saving koala complete with the skullcap. From Australia. I also have a ballet dancer fairy koala and a Christmas angel kangaroo. I love them all

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darkmoor · 11/12/2025 19:58

One deaf mouse

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Timeforatincture · 11/12/2025 20:00

CurlewKate · 08/12/2025 08:31

Here’s one that had to be retired

I have that one!

ForLoveNotMoney · 11/12/2025 20:07

I am glad Penicorn went down well! I am currently in hospital and my son FaceTimes me Penicorn daily to cheer me up! 😂😂

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figgyboos · 11/12/2025 20:08

tomorrowchild · 08/12/2025 09:35

my daughter picks an “awful” new tree decoration each year. The “favourite” ones are alcoholic old man mouse and prostitute mouse! 😂😂

I LOVE THESE - they are like the little mice from Bagpuss!

figgyboos · 11/12/2025 20:12

ForLoveNotMoney · 08/12/2025 22:01

This is my new one for this year. From Tesco of all places! He is called Penicorn 😂

Penicorn is a bit of a dickhead isnt he?

😂

Sugarcube84 · 11/12/2025 20:13

Bought proudly home from the school fair by my ds…

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JennyForeigner · 11/12/2025 20:14

NellyTimes · 09/12/2025 07:06

My current favourites are my new Christmas weasel (not technically a tree decoration but he sits there nicely) and the "weird goose" as my kids call it.

Is that a weasel or stoat?

Weasels are weaselly identified, stoats are stoatally different.

Timeforatincture · 11/12/2025 20:32

We have one on our tree that I made in infants' school. I'm 62
Will post when decs come down at the weekend.

lcakethereforeIam · 11/12/2025 21:09

figgyboos · 11/12/2025 20:08

I LOVE THESE - they are like the little mice from Bagpuss!

I'm now imagining them on mouse chatshows boring regaling the audience, like felty Miriam Margoles.

figgyboos · 11/12/2025 21:17

lcakethereforeIam · 11/12/2025 21:09

I'm now imagining them on mouse chatshows boring regaling the audience, like felty Miriam Margoles.

Didn’t they used to chant “we will fix it” in their little mouse voices? 🥰

MrsLeonFarrell · 11/12/2025 21:34

Sugarcube84 · 11/12/2025 20:13

Bought proudly home from the school fair by my ds…

Many worthy entries but so far this is my favourite.

HarmoniousHumbug · 11/12/2025 21:48

This is why I love MN!

SeaBaseAlpha · 11/12/2025 22:24

There are some brilliant ones here!

We always try to buy a decoration when on holiday.

Here we have Santa, Rudolph and a Gator on an airboat, and some Albert Heijn supermarket stroopwaffels

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TheGirlWhoLived · 11/12/2025 23:12

I too share the festive aubergine 🍆
we have an absolutely GINORMOUS sparkly Christmas squirrel. Every year I plead with the kids to put him on the back of the tree. He stands proudly at the front obviously 🙄
Will post tomorrow as am in bed

Katflapkit · 11/12/2025 23:34

PegDope · 08/12/2025 07:47

All of our ornaments have a story which I love.

Some others would consider ugly but they’re meaningful to us.

My skiing avocado wins ugliest on our tree and was bought for me by my DD. Because I’m keto (eat a lot of avocado) and love skiing Grin

Share yours!

OP your skiing a Ocado actually made me laugh. You were not exaggerating with the description, but still, I was unprepared for that Christmas ornament.

reformidontthinkso · 12/12/2025 01:31

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GellerYeller · 12/12/2025 13:05

figgyboos · 11/12/2025 20:12

Penicorn is a bit of a dickhead isnt he?

😂

I resisted the urge to purchase but Penicorn was half price in our local Tesco earlier!

Catpiece · 12/12/2025 13:22

Loving Santa with all the chaps in the boat!

istabraq · 12/12/2025 14:35

WinterCarlisle · 10/12/2025 07:18

🎵🎶 May your days be merry and briiigggght,
And may all your Christmases be……..🎶🎵

Wonderful

RescueMeFromThisSilliness · 12/12/2025 15:01

GellerYeller · 12/12/2025 13:05

I resisted the urge to purchase but Penicorn was half price in our local Tesco earlier!

They are totally sold out in ours!

PegDope · 12/12/2025 15:21

I think I’m going to buy a penicorn as soon as I see one.

I’m so glad I started this thread Grin

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IsThisLifeNow · 12/12/2025 15:40

This thread has made me so happy, I love random weird Christmas decorations, the tackier the better imo! I shall return with some offerings later

dontforgetme · 12/12/2025 16:10

@ForLoveNotMoney 😂😂😂

dontforgetme · 12/12/2025 16:12

oh hates him but I bloody love it

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