Show your best worst tree ornament

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All of our ornaments have a story which I love.

Some others would consider ugly but they’re meaningful to us.

My skiing avocado wins ugliest on our tree and was bought for me by my DD. Because I’m keto (eat a lot of avocado) and love skiing

Share yours!

We have a recycling wheelie bin!! Sadly I can’t add photos on the app to share it with you.

This whale one (from the Natural History Museum)

@MzGG your whale is lovely!

Thank you! I don’t usually like non-Christmassy/completely random Christmas decorations.

My DP was very taken with this one though, so Wallace the whale has a spot on the tree. 🙂

Oh my, we also have this in a box somewhere!!

This is my new one for this year. From Tesco of all places! He is called Penicorn 😂

This has to be the winner. Penicorn 😂

Oh my fucking god what is that 😂

Each year we all go and buy 1 decoration each to add to the tree. My husband always makes sure to choose the ugliest thing he can. Standby…

Good grief.

That is something special.

I was just saying earlier today that I’ve not cry-laughed in a while and I needed it! Thank you - Penicorn made it happen.

Oh I love all these terrible tacky tree decs! Our whole tree is full of garish decs just like some of these 😂 full of personality!
I really dislike matchy themed tasteful trees, they look so corporate and have no personality at all. IMO trees should make you happy so obviously everyone has personal taste here (and no taste as some of these photos show!) - this thread is so multicoloured and joyful.
We haven’t got our tree yet but looking forward to getting out the awful hideous baubles and laughing about them.
I love the skiing avocado op!

Our tree is a history in weird ornaments. Sadly we lost my mum on 23rd December so its not quite the same now. Also our tree is still in the loft. From memory i think we had a gonk type creature on the tree. Not sure why....

The one with the bottle of booze is pretty classy. A bottle of Hennessy XO isn’t cheap!

Here are some of my favourites: parachuting sloth, hot dog, and Harold Godwinson (guess which county I was raised in

Violent Snowman😁

This has to be the best thread ever on mumsnet.

We have 'ugly snowman'...

My current favourites are my new Christmas weasel (not technically a tree decoration but he sits there nicely) and the "weird goose" as my kids call it.

Prostitute mouse is amazing 😂

Crying with laughter here at penicorn. These are all brilliant. The fish is utterly random.

I don’t think I have anything like this to offer but I wish I did.

That is obscene. 😂

The Penicorn is amazing

Absolutely we do!
My first experience was about 15 years ago , looking for a carnival outfit for our then 5 year old granddaughter.
Lets just say some were very reminiscent of
“Prostitute Mouse “ ……🤣🤣🤣

Jesus, as its his birthday. And just to his left you might notice Vincent Van Gogh.