Show your best worst tree ornament

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All of our ornaments have a story which I love.

Some others would consider ugly but they’re meaningful to us.

My skiing avocado wins ugliest on our tree and was bought for me by my DD. Because I’m keto (eat a lot of avocado) and love skiing

Share yours!

@SeaBaseAlpha - we have the same or a scarily similar alligator one to you that I thought of as soon as I saw this thread.

We also have my a completely in appropriate candy cane shooting Santa. I love him.

We used to have a Santa whose legs would open to reveal a fairy light wrapped ‘package’ if you pulled a string at the back. It was a horrific joke present and it was broken a few years ago… 👀

Greater than the crowning of the tree with the star is the annual moment of hanging Divine and Santa on the highest leafy bough

Ooh, finally in fashion

Went in Tesco today and they still have reduced Penicorn’s! So the OG Penicorn now has a twin 😂😂

Don’t they look happy!

The top one looks happy. The other one looks a bit aloof.

I sent a Penicorn to a dear friend.
He told her of the importance of always using protection:

Jesus, I didn’t realise his phallus had an actual head on it 😆😆😆

Also I love his expression ‘just another day of having a massive dong sprouting from my head’

A camp rein deer and a skiing avocado
both must haves

Good!

Hello little frank

Our elf had fun with the Penicorn twins last night 😂

Yes! They are alarmingly realistic!

This thread is up there as one of my all time favourites!

My offering is tiny creepy eyelash santa.

When my mum died and I was clearing out her things I found a stash of her own mum's things (my maternal nan) which included some mostly degraded but some intact ancient xmas decs in a properly plastic Tesco bag. Creepy eyelash santa was one of them.

(Ignore the background ass shot which is a dupe of a much loved and departed puss resurrected as an angel cat)

Oh my image is up for review - maybe because I said it was an ass shot 😆It's just the back view of a regular tree dec!

That’s lovely @WutheringConniption

Whist we were watching National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation last night DH handed me an early Christmas present. I couldn’t love it more! In honor of the poor kitty that gets fried by the Christmas lights 😆

This is the best thing on the thread 😆😆😆😆

Someone needs to nominate it for classics. I would but I started it

Little Frank, please tell us your story.

Definitely! If I knew how to do it I would - does anyone know how?
We need to continue to spread the penijoy!

I already did, and they said they'd leave it in 'Christmas' for the time being but put it up for consideration.

No penicorn arrival yet? I had been hoping it would be with you for the big day.

@RescueMeFromThisSilliness unfortunately not but as soon as it does, it will take pride of place on my tree and I’ll post a photo

I see your Penicorn, and raise you Triceracock

👏

😂😂😂 he is fabulous!