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Show your best worst tree ornament

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PegDope · 08/12/2025 07:47

All of our ornaments have a story which I love.

Some others would consider ugly but they’re meaningful to us.

My skiing avocado wins ugliest on our tree and was bought for me by my DD. Because I’m keto (eat a lot of avocado) and love skiing Grin

Share yours!

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SeaAndStars · 10/12/2025 10:30

Horrace · 09/12/2025 18:42

Jesus, as its his birthday. And just to his left you might notice Vincent Van Gogh.

I thought Vincent was Prince Harry.

Amazing thread.

Denim4ever · 10/12/2025 10:34

This Shakespeare and a very happy looking Yorick - on the tree a few yrs ago and a shot that better shows the detail

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Show your best worst tree ornament
Denim4ever · 10/12/2025 10:37

I don't own this one, apparently there was some sort of football tournament going on 😉 and Asda went overboard. I recall there was a banner too bearing the dubious claim 'Santa Supports England'.

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Andthatrightsoon · 10/12/2025 10:57

Oh, God, thank you for this thread. I needed a boost today 🤣

dicentra365 · 10/12/2025 11:07

bookworm14 · 08/12/2025 22:38

Here are some of my favourites: parachuting sloth, hot dog, and Harold Godwinson (guess which county I was raised in Grin

That sloth is adorable. Also like the Harold Godwinson - nothing wrong with adding a historical conversation piece to the Christmas tree!

JeanMarie · 10/12/2025 11:27

My son got a 3d printer and I asked him to make me a few "cute" Xmas decs. These weren't exactly what I had in mind. 😁

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Show your best worst tree ornament
Starlight1984 · 10/12/2025 11:28

tomorrowchild · 08/12/2025 09:35

my daughter picks an “awful” new tree decoration each year. The “favourite” ones are alcoholic old man mouse and prostitute mouse! 😂😂

Prostitute mouse 😭

Whippets81 · 10/12/2025 11:34

I give you. The Christmas Squid. I told DS he could choose a decoration when he was about 4 and this is what he returned with. The true spirit of Christmas.

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TheNightingalesStarling · 10/12/2025 12:01

Whippets81 · 10/12/2025 11:34

I give you. The Christmas Squid. I told DS he could choose a decoration when he was about 4 and this is what he returned with. The true spirit of Christmas.

Reminds me of Love Actually...

" Eight is a lot of legs, David"

Catpiece · 10/12/2025 12:02

IAmUsingTheApplauseReactionSarcastically · 09/12/2025 22:45

I love the juxtaposition of Her late Majesty in full regalia and this snowman. And the flags of course.

🤣🤣🤣 Love this. Just so random

WhatDaHell · 10/12/2025 12:05

I bought this Santa from a charity shop a few years ago. He makes me laugh every time we reunite at Christmas. I'll keep him forever 🩷

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Crabwoman · 10/12/2025 12:06

I present burlesque pig and cat lady.

Also an aubergine emoji bauble that my DM innocently presented to my incredulous 15yo DD.

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Show your best worst tree ornament
Show your best worst tree ornament
PegDope · 10/12/2025 12:59

@Crabwoman they didn’t load and we NEED to see them Grin

@JeanMarie they’re terrifying!!!

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PegDope · 10/12/2025 13:03

Another one is DH’s pickle (stop it!!).

DD got it for him because he lives on pickles 😁

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MummytoBoth · 10/12/2025 13:06

These are all brilliant. Here is plonky mouse from our mice tree❤️

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Crabwoman · 10/12/2025 13:11

PegDope · 10/12/2025 12:59

@Crabwoman they didn’t load and we NEED to see them Grin

@JeanMarie they’re terrifying!!!

Apparently it's under review!! Check back later

scarletwidow · 10/12/2025 13:37

My Dsis has these on her tree 🤦‍♀️- no prizes for guessing where she lives 😆

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PegDope · 10/12/2025 13:44

@Crabwoman It’s not saying image under review, maybe they got deleted?

@scarletwidow an affront to us fenians 😂😂😂

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Booandbelle · 10/12/2025 13:54

These are all bonkers, especially the mice, and so much more fun than po-faced single colour trees! This one was my Mum's favourite, Cat giving the tree a good seeing to!

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TheNightingalesStarling · 10/12/2025 13:56

We get one or two new ones each every year, relaying to outlr interests that year.

This years new ones include... a slice of pizza, a pint of beer, a stack of books and Colin the Caterpillar

Catpiece · 10/12/2025 16:18

TheNightingalesStarling · 10/12/2025 13:56

We get one or two new ones each every year, relaying to outlr interests that year.

This years new ones include... a slice of pizza, a pint of beer, a stack of books and Colin the Caterpillar

I want a COLIIIIIN!🐛

HollyChristmas · 10/12/2025 17:15

Look up humorous Christmas tree decorations. There are some corkers there !

WimpoleHat · 10/12/2025 17:24

Talipesmum · 08/12/2025 08:53

I think it’s an exArchbishop Justin Welby

We have that one too! Who knew it was so popular….🤣

NaturalBlondeYeahRight · 10/12/2025 19:19

Man, love a random dec. Mine feels dull in comparison now but we fell in love with him in Poland- he’s some kind of farmer hedgehog/bear thing. And he’s a whopper. I always pack him carefully away.

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tobermoryisthebestwomble · 10/12/2025 19:32

We have emo santa, a shitty plaster cast santa whose eyes are so black he looks like he's wearing too much eyeliner. I can't share a picture as emo DD has taken emo santa to uni with her