Show me your Christmas fridge!

[Moaningturtle]

I haven’t seen a thread yet and it’s becoming somewhat of a tradition to be nosey and look in MNetters Xmas fridges.

Here’s mine, booze is in the garage!

Little tip, if you place a tea towel over your veg in drawer, it will last soooo much longer PROMISE

@MakeTeaNotWar

Thanks OP, I started this thread last year and got my arse handed to me for not "reading the room" but it was just a bit light heartedness amongst the shite. So I've not had the nerve to start it this year and I love it!

Haha. Not reading the room. Ffs. Just a bit of fun.

I'm too scared to open mine as half the stuff will fall out.

@Ddot ooo I’ll have to try that one

Bloody Hell, I really, really need a corner fridge! Not sure that I could fill it though.

Here's mine. Booze is outside in the barn

'Twas the fridge before Christmas, and all through MN
All the pp were posting their eggs and their ham.
The dairy was stuffed in the fridge doors with hope
That the vegans and lactose intolerant would cope.
The turkeys were nestled all snug on their shelves
(Flaunting the rules on food hygiene and health)
Each poster admired the abundance and glory
And some told their seasonal food storage story

When out on the thread came a loud virtue-signal
To condemn the poor pp for pleasures so simple,
To claim that their morals were far, far superior -
There was naught but fresh air in their fridge interior!

The pp in outrage defended their food
And said 'did you mean to be so bloody rude?'
The po-faced retreated to their secret hampers,
And we all applauded and cheered us with champers.

The pp approved of each well-stocked appliance
And each felt the warmth of our festive alliance
And I heard us exclaim, as we saw off that glitch,
Happy Fridge-mas to all, and to all a good Fridge!

@beastlyslumber Bloody brilliant!!

Cheers to all!

@Lanique what are the yellow bottles? Juice?

I was inspired! (by wine!)

Cheers

@beastlyslumber

'Twas the fridge before Christmas, and all through MN All the pp were posting their eggs and their ham. The dairy was stuffed in the fridge doors with hope That the vegans and lactose intolerant would cope. The turkeys were nestled all snug on their shelves (Flaunting the rules on food hygiene and health) Each poster admired the abundance and glory And some told their seasonal food storage story

When out on the thread came a loud virtue-signal
To condemn the poor pp for pleasures so simple,
To claim that their morals were far, far superior -
There was naught but fresh air in their fridge interior!

The pp in outrage defended their food
And said 'did you mean to be so bloody rude?'
The po-faced retreated to their secret hampers,
And we all applauded and cheered us with champers.

The pp approved of each well-stocked appliance
And each felt the warmth of our festive alliance
And I heard us exclaim, as we saw off that glitch,
Happy Fridge-mas to all, and to all a good Fridge!

Amazing I love it!

Love it @beastlyslumber

If I could like a post I would

@beastlyslumber Excellent!!

@beastlyslumber

Fantastic

@popcorndiva

Love it *@beastlyslumber*

If I could like a post I would

Thanks! I am very proud of my work here

My Morrisons delivery isn't due until 3pm tomorrow. Going to be a bit stuck if anything vital is missing

Completed our Christmas food shopping this morning, thank goodness as dh had a positive lateral this afternoon, so now waiting on pcr results. Luckily no plans ruined as we have Christmas at home no guests anyway.

Sorry for no door shot but can confirm skimmed milk!
Good mixture of vegan and non vegan. The main attraction (leg of lamb) was later inserted into the bottom drawer.

Had to shove the yorkshires in (for Boxing Day dinner, don't know why I've got two packs). So here's mine.

All that flat plastic stuff fourth shelf down is special cat food.

@beastlyslumber, genius! Sheer brilliance! Also really made me smile so thank you .

[quote GrannytoaUnicorn]@HighlandCowbag Hang on, your husband tested positive and so you went shopping??? [/quote]
I'm sure the poster said positive lft, so probably asymptomatic and didn't know?

@WowIlikereallyhateyou

Impossible to take a picture of the scale of mine. Takes up the whole corner ofthe kitchen and I can stand in it, and have never ever ,managed to fill it. There are 36 bottles of wine / champagne and box of beer just on the bottom of it. It is like a cave.

I live how you have the UKs largest fridge...but the milk doesn't fit in the door

@LH1987

My fridge is very uninspiring, but I’m loving all of these pics. Keep ‘em coming ❤️