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[Blandmum]

Conception:

MaryfromNazareth

I've just had the strangest visit ever. Some bloke in a long white dress, with wings just popped and and told me that I'm pregnant. Is this a new Clearblue product that I've not heard about? Is it, and if so how soon is it reliable? Bit worried as I didn't actually pee on him.

Relationships

I am having a baby, trouble is dh and I haven't ahd sex yet so he knows it is not his. I told him I haven't had sex and that I am a vigin. He doesn't believe me and is acussing me of having a fling with his mate Frank. What can I do to convince him?

Health

Odd light shining around my newborn's head. Is this a sort of cradle cap?

Recommended tradespersons

OK I know it's my husband Joe, but he's a fabbo carpenter and I need to keep him busy before he twigs he's not entirely the father of our ds. Please, people, order a cabinet or something.

Culture Vultures:

What's your favourite angelic choir track?

Good housekeeping
Do you think I should Dettox this manger?

AIBU

... to object when people use Parent and Child parking spaces for their stinking donkey?

Pedants' corner:

The son of God

or

The Son of God?

Childbirth

When I gave birth, suddently there was a host of angels praising God and saying 'Glory to God in the highest'

Is this normal, or did I overdo the Gar and air?

Tuesday FLY

Getting straw out of a manger and dealing with unwanted animal smells

AIBU
I had this lovely name - Jesus - picked out for my baby and now this woman in the stable next door has gone and called her baby that. Can I make her change it?

relationships:
just need a rant
dh thinks ive been unfaithful, just because im a virgin and 38w pg. ive told him that im carrying the son of god and he went nuts. now ive had to come to fecking bethlehem to pay our taxes, my waters have broken, my doula is in jeruselum and all the hospitals are rubbish. id rather give birth in a stable ffs.

thanks for listening!

Style and Beauty: Do you think this blue veil with the white trim is nice? Shall I wear it? I suppose it won't really matter as people won't be looking at me will they, they're going to be looking at the baby.

It's not like anybody's going to remember this blue veil in a thousand years is it. LOL.

Fab thread MB

Style & Beauty

I'm sick of blue habits. What else is trendy?

Step-parents

How do you assert your authority when your ds is from another relationship? My son will only do what his 'Father' will tell him to.

What can I do? signed Joe

I seem to be copying everyone

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AIBU

Ever since I cabe birth DH and I are being shaddowed by these 4 blokes, Matthiew, Mark Luke and I can't remember the other one.

Is this because I filled in the Bounty form in Emmas Scroll?

AIBU?

DisgruntledofBethlehem

AIBU to be fed upof the couple squatting in the stable next door? Yes, I know she's just given birth, but was there any need to be kept awake by angel singing and cattle lowing all night? Plus, since they've been here there's a farking great star shining all night straight into our bedroom window

Philosophy/religion/spirituality

I think my son is the messiah? Anyone else felt like this? I'm worried that I might be getting over zealous in my faith...

short breaks:

anyone recommend an inn in bethlehem, im about to pop but cant get out of it

InTheNews

Daily Bethlehem Mail: Herod's tax office loses scroll with 5000 names on it in the post - are immigrants to blame?

LOL Lapin

Parenting

What to do with ds? He ran away recently while we were away from home and it took us 3 days to find him. He wasn't even sorry - went on about having gone to his 'real dad''s. dh is devastated Do you think it's puberty?

New TimesOnline blog: AlphaOmegaMummy

Lapin