Thank you @luckiestgirl for the title which came from her post which I’ve copied below
‘I twitched on the moles.
And the Clinique
And at body shop (30% off)
And at love honey (I got £20 off)
And I’ve somehow bought an 8 foot Christmas tree.
And lights
And a TV.
And a fitness tracker.
And stocking fillers for the kids.
Oh god, stop me now please‘
Just a reminder you can watch the thread by clicking on ‘watch this thread’ at the top of the first message. It’s much easier for everyone than so many place marking every time which can use up a fair chunk of each thread to scroll through 
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Here’s Barbarara’s instructions on doing clicks links:
Open double square brackets
No space
Paste link
Space
Name of link
No space
Close double square brackets
Like this
[[www.amazingbargains.com bargain ]] but with no space after/before the brackets.
If I do it again without the extra spaces only the word bargain will appear in blue
For more links etc see message 2
If any link doesn’t work or you want to add something please let me know in bold or @ me