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The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

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TheMumsnetNativityNarrator · 18/12/2006 21:55

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

OP posts:
TheAngelGabriel · 18/12/2006 21:56

Hello, Mary!

Oh, sorry, did I make you jump?

AngelNo3 · 18/12/2006 21:57
MaryMotherOfJesus · 18/12/2006 21:57
Miaou · 18/12/2006 21:57
MaryMotherOfJesus · 18/12/2006 21:59
yulemoonfiend · 18/12/2006 21:59

'''ooh, er, hello there'' >

Miaou · 18/12/2006 21:59

Loud whispered hiss

NativityPrompt · 18/12/2006 21:59
2ndKing · 18/12/2006 22:00
yulemoonfiend · 18/12/2006 22:00

whoops, sorry, wrong thread!

MaryMotherOfJesus · 18/12/2006 22:00

Hello, Angel.

I like your wings.

thechoir · 18/12/2006 22:02

Likkle don.key. Likkle. DON.key.tum-ti-tum. la la.
Likkle DONK-ey. cary MARy. Safely on. her waaaayyyyy.....

StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 22:03
Miaou · 18/12/2006 22:04
MrsMaloryTowers · 18/12/2006 22:04

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ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:05

Mary was very pleased to hear such great news, especially as she only got to be a sheep last year

MrsBadger · 18/12/2006 22:06
ThreeWiseWomen · 18/12/2006 22:06

Virgin my ass.......

ThreeWiseWomen · 18/12/2006 22:06

I knew her at school, proper little goer she was.

thechoir · 18/12/2006 22:06

''AWAYINAMANGERNOCRIBFORABED''

''THELIKKLELORDJEEESUSLAYSDWONHIS SWEE TED''

etc etc

MrsMaloryTowers · 18/12/2006 22:06

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ThreeWiseWomen · 18/12/2006 22:07

Drop them for a bag of chips and 20 Woodbine.

StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 22:07

(glitter on a star-shaped card - waved with gusto by Gabriel)

thechoir · 18/12/2006 22:07

''DING''

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:08

CLIP CLOP (on woodblocks)

(Slightly late for Little Donkey, but such is the way with Nativity percussion sections!)

RATTLEATTLEATTLEATTLE as I accidentally fall over my tambourine.