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The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

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TheMumsnetNativityNarrator · 18/12/2006 21:55

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

OP posts:
JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 18/12/2006 22:19

MAd sheep runs on stage shouting BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:21

Throws castanets at mad sheep...

clatter clatter clatter

Mad sheep (who has adopted the 'method') runs around stage with castanets in mouth pretending to eat them.

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:21

Throws castanets at mad sheep...

clatter clatter clatter

Mad sheep (who has adopted the 'method') runs around stage with castanets in mouth pretending to eat them.

grumpyinnkeeper · 18/12/2006 22:21

NO
SORRY
NO ROOM

ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:21

teacher hisses ' ellie get off at once '

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:21

Oops, sorry... got a bit excessively percussive on the old 'post' button there!

StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 22:22

Glitter is falling off all around the stable set.

NiceInnkeeper · 18/12/2006 22:22

Yes, come in, we've got lots of room, would you like an en suite?

ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:23

wood blocks bang twice ....two mins after door knocked and while grumpy innkeeper two is speaking

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:24

CLUNK CLUNK

SecondNarrator · 18/12/2006 22:26

[loudly over Misguidely Nice Innkeeper]

BUT THERE WAS NO ROOM AT THE INN

DonnerDasherDancerDior · 18/12/2006 22:27

This nativity should have got to the baby bit by now. And who keeps waving that bloody star around?

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:31

TING

No particular reason, but things seemed to be drying up so I thought I'd get my triangle out.

foxtrottothefestivegrotto · 18/12/2006 22:31

Cockerel >

ReluctantNarrator · 18/12/2006 22:32

an maryhadthebaby an laidhiminamanger an abrightstarappeared an kingssawthestarfromfaraway an followedthestar

pushymum · 18/12/2006 22:33

''sorry, sorry, do excuse me''

DonnerDasherDancerDior · 18/12/2006 22:34

Shouldn't that be 'pushy, very late mum'?

foxtrottothefestivegrotto · 18/12/2006 22:34

Kings arrive on hobby horses, and skid to a halt in fornt ogf the baby jeezuz

1stwiseman · 18/12/2006 22:35

Look. a. Starin the East. Let. Us . Followit. For today in beffleham a king is born.

2ndwiseman · 18/12/2006 22:36

okay

DINOsaurmummykissingsantaclaus · 18/12/2006 22:37

psssst

You've missed the bit with the shepherds. And what about PA RA PA PA PUMMMM!?

Pushymum · 18/12/2006 22:37

''Can we just do the triangle bit again for the camera? My boy Billy you know. so talented. Self-taught you know...''

3rdwiseman · 18/12/2006 22:37

is it my turn to wear the beard yet?

go on, you've had it aages

DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly · 18/12/2006 22:38

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PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:39

We three TING of OrienTING
Bearing TING we TING so far
Field and TING
Moor and TING-TING-TING
Following yonder TING

TAMBOURINEY-RATTLE-TATTLE-TAT
Star of TING TING
Star of TING
Star of royal TING TING bright
Westward TINGing
Still proTINGing
Guide us to thy TAMBOURINEY-RATTLE.....