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From present ideas to party food, find all your Christmas inspiration here.

Christmas

The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

110 replies

TheMumsnetNativityNarrator · 18/12/2006 21:55

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

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ThreeWiseWomen · 18/12/2006 22:08

Right lets get this place tidied up....FFS straw is so yesterday.

TheAngelGabriel · 18/12/2006 22:08

Er, thank you, Mary.

I bring you glad tidings. You are to have a baby.

But you've got to walk a long way first. With a donkey. And an ass.

Oh, sorry. Your husband Joseph. And an ass.

ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:09

Mary and Joseph had to go on a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong journey ( waves at mum and chews sleeve)

Miaou · 18/12/2006 22:09

billy's mummy >>>>

StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 22:09

(waiting for narrator to start bloody narrating!)

annoyingtoddler · 18/12/2006 22:09

''BOB de Builder CAN he fixit. Bobde builder yesseecan...ow!.leggo..leggoo mummeeeeee..''

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:09

Ooh, are we on Away in a Manger

Tarambarambarambarattle

ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:10

teacher pushes fed up joseph on stage pulling a v . small wooden donkey

MaryMotherOfJesus · 18/12/2006 22:10

ThreeWiseWomen · 18/12/2006 22:10

Pass me the Anti Bac this place is a disgrace......

MaryMotherOfJesus · 18/12/2006 22:11

ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:12

Mary and Joseph walk round stage 4 times looking at teacher who loudly whispers stoooop after the 8th time

SecondNarrator · 18/12/2006 22:12

And so it came to pass, when Qu...
Kwi...
Kuri..
[starts to hyperventilate]
Quirinius

was governor of Syria, he ordered a census, and everyone went to their own town to be taxed

and Mary went with Joseph to Bethlehem in Judea, because he was of the hosue and line of David.

But when they got there the twonw as already busy...

SecondNarrator · 18/12/2006 22:13

[looks sternly at innkepper who is picking her nose]

StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 22:14

ShepherdDressedAsBatman · 18/12/2006 22:14

ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:14

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat
No No no

Ther isnt any room and you cant stay here
There isnt any room for strangers

MerryChristmasPANDAGHappyNewYe · 18/12/2006 22:15

Rofl

SecondNarrator · 18/12/2006 22:15

[kicks innkeeper sharply on the ankle]

PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:15

CRASH!

PercussionSection drops drum!

ShepherdDressedAsBatman · 18/12/2006 22:16

Exits stage left, as though forcibly (!) removed from stage by a stressed Mrs Malory Towers

StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 22:16

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JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 18/12/2006 22:17

...

Joseph · 18/12/2006 22:18

ptmum · 18/12/2006 22:18

Enter grumpy innkeeper who wanted to be the main keeper not the NO rOOM MAN

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