The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

[TheMumsnetNativityNarrator]

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

[earlgrey]

What goes well with Myrrh? And what can I sprinkle the Frankincense on?

Doh, I'll just take the gold, but thanks anyway!

[CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell]

It's finished Expat! Now stretch 'em whilst I search you for more alcohol. There's gotta be some more wine around here!

[MrsMillsletoe]

So that'll be £15 for the dvd please, all proceeds to a good cause natch.

Cannot be guaranteed for Christmas delivery

[JollyOldSaintNikkielas]

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[MrsMillsletoe]

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[HaveIGotTheWrongDateBugger]

Bit quiet in here isn't it?

I came to watch my nephew perform!

[JollyOldSaintNikkielas]

You'll have to buy the DVD

[twinkletinselpud]

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[Milliways]

Milliways is trawling through her old watched threads in a fit of nostalgia