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The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

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TheMumsnetNativityNarrator · 18/12/2006 21:55

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

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Milliways · 23/12/2008 22:25

Milliways is trawling through her old watched threads in a fit of nostalgia

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twinkletinselpud · 21/12/2006 20:40

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JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 19/12/2006 19:54

You'll have to buy the DVD

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HaveIGotTheWrongDateBugger · 19/12/2006 19:47

Bit quiet in here isn't it?

I came to watch my nephew perform!

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MrsMillsletoe · 19/12/2006 19:34

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JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 19/12/2006 19:33

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DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly · 19/12/2006 16:56

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MrsMillsletoe · 19/12/2006 15:17

So that'll be £15 for the dvd please, all proceeds to a good cause natch.

Cannot be guaranteed for Christmas delivery

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CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell · 19/12/2006 15:14

It's finished Expat! Now stretch 'em whilst I search you for more alcohol. There's gotta be some more wine around here!

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earlgrey · 19/12/2006 15:14

What goes well with Myrrh? And what can I sprinkle the Frankincense on?

Doh, I'll just take the gold, but thanks anyway!

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expatinscotland · 19/12/2006 15:13

Can I be the Virgin Mary?

I haven't been a virgin in a loooonnggg, looooonnngg time .

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CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell · 19/12/2006 15:10

Elbows kickassangel out of the way and snatches the wine.

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kickassangel · 19/12/2006 10:27

miNce pies

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kickassangel · 19/12/2006 10:26

Bless!

All the mums gather around the mice pies, trying to help their LOs get changed, eat a mince pie, and have an adult conversation, whilst checking through the pictures on their digital cameras.

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DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly · 19/12/2006 01:03

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JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 18/12/2006 23:32

Mary snatches baby Jesus from Joseph and starts smacking him with it

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BabyJesus · 18/12/2006 23:07

ouch

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StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 23:05

Star of Bethlehem leaves to do some last minute ironing. Leaves the mantle of glitteriness in the capable hands of pushy-mum's brat...

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maryhadaharpsichordyeahlord · 18/12/2006 23:02
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StarofBethlehem · 18/12/2006 23:02
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Troutpout · 18/12/2006 23:01

singing...
'twinkle sparkle, twinkle sparkle

'I'm the shiniest star of all'

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PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 23:00

CRASH! BANG! WAIL!

[PercussionSection falls over drum on way out and starts to cry again]

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JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 18/12/2006 22:55

Joseph picks up baby Jesus and starts pulling its arm out

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CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell · 18/12/2006 22:52
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PercussionSection · 18/12/2006 22:51

TING!

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