Apparently the "technical term" is not breastfeeding nazi/mafia, but BREASTAPO

[emkana]

...according to ridiculous, stupid article in Daily Mail today.

(Thought twice about posting this as I already posted a quote from the Mail on Sunday yesterday.
I do not buy that paper, just saw it at my in-laws on Sunday and in the library today. Phew!)

well frankly, SMMH, if we ALLOW women to bf there then who knows where it will all end?? Orgies will be only the beginning, it's the thin end of the wedge etc etc.
better get off Dailymail.co.uk before mil arrives, she will think I have converted....

Orgies? They will be letting black people in next, and then trans-sexuals, and then, heaven forbid, single mothers. What this country needs is a hefty dose of discipline, not women with their norks hanging out for all to see. It's so antisocial. They don't let women sit with norks out at our golf club, you know, and we are very forward thinking, as last year, we let a gay join. He looks so wonderful in his dear pink golfing slacks and lilac argyle jumper. He's only gay becuse he's lazy with women dear.

Just off to sit po faced at the hairdressers while they re set my perm.

NORKS

My mum reads dm on a Saturday . She dont half spout some crap on a Saturday aftnoon.

You should listen to you mum, dear. She knows best.

rofl hercules (Although your mum is no doubt exemplary in all other ways.)

She honestly believes the headlines and I have to spend half the phone call explain why it's crap.

Every week!

She's very guillable but lovely in all other ways. Respect to her she did leave my dad after 23 years together as he never accepted me marrying a coloured.

and he's an asylum seeker!

It's alarming how many otherwise sane people weaken on a Saturday though isn't it? The lame excuse is always that the 'You' magazine is rather good.
(Brings to mind the smarmy law post graduate student I knew years ago who insisted that he read Playboy for the articles.)

Gosh!

[sucks on lemon]

Bless her!

My mum says it's for the TV guide!

That's a new one!
(Tell her The Guardian put out an excellent comprehensive little booklet too.)

Will do!

"Like everything in life, regrettably the few inconsiderate/obnoxious mothers spoil it for the others."

Ah, proof at last that women are to blame for everything. Wherever there is happiness and joy, breastfeeding mothers will come along, flap their breasts in your face, and spoil your fun.

The Five Horsewomen of the Apocalyse: War, Famine, Pestilence, Death - and Norkfeeder.

PMSL

Norks

Up the Norks!

Everybody's Norking at me

It's so funny, how we don't Nork anymore

Can you tell I'm BORED?

Now you're all just being silly.

Spoiling it for the rest of us. Typical obnoxious women, asserting your right to nork when other people are eating their sandwiches.

Bare norks! Big norks! Little norks! Medium-sized norks! Perky norks, droopy norks!

Get 'em out and flap them in people's faces. Do it now!

Norks! Norks! Norks!

at this thread

check out elizabeth, islington's comments - chuckle - is this any of you laydeez by any chance?

well I missed all the festivals this year but I don't feel so bad now Dinosaur... Norkfest is here!