The PESH deli where we were so distracted we forgot to think of a new title

[FannyPriceless]

THE NOT-LIST

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July

UPDIFFED
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
Carrots, giving birth in a lavender field, damn it, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due November (???)
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25

Box l love that you actually told us your hobby is horseriding.

Having read all your horror stories, does this mean I cannot cook dinner with sleeping baby in sling?!! Pleease don't make me eat Mr Moo's food...

Flying visit:

Lanisoh is half price in Sainsburys!!!!!!!!

honey I have one of these on the kitchen table. Clyde watches me cook. (Oh, and don't pay that price - mine was £8 on ebay).

I am playing nurse today. MrP has had his bollocks torn open and decommissioned this morning. Seriously, you should see his wounds. I thought it would just be a discreet little nick but it's seriously eye-watering. Respect.

So who out of the newbies wants to get added to the list this time around? Speak up now.

Am going to wait until after my scan, pliz! Will be on the list for the next fred.

Don't forget to add Skater's due date...

'ello

Sorry I hazn't been playing much here. Will try to do better. For the NotList my due date is 11 December

Sorry, that was far too abrupt!

Muchas congrats to the new mums & lovely babes. Headcracks to everyone else

Fanny I got one of those too from Baby Bjorn. I am ashamed to say it was more than that. It specifically says don't put on tables though. Maybe Little Moo can watch from floor? Mind you the dog might get annoyed.

I should go on the list, it's not like I haven't tempted fate enough by telling everyone. And I'm on the list over on teflon wombs r us.

Have no time now but going to have to get myself over to the "discussion of the day" to put my FWIW in! Being a very average UK size 14/16 (depending on the shop) but with a BMI of 30 (it is all in the tits and arse) they can all fuck off.

You have all cheered me up today too - especailly ski's cunting rant on microwave meals.

FP I bet Mr P is feeling decidedly sorry for himself. Have you offered to "kiss it better" yet?? [hmmm]

Am gonna miss the list by a few days...feel like I will have to wait till after scan in case they are gonna tell me it's all gone tits up and my body is just too fucking stupid to notice again (to be fair that isn't exactly how they generally phrase these things...)

Scan is tues am so maybe I will stop being such a menkullist twat so highly strung after that. Too late for list though, will have to do next one, Alan willing.

Bollocks. I thought the strike thing worked for whole sentences now. Obviously not. Please use a biro on your computer screen for the desired effect. Thanking you.

okes Poor man. I wouldn't even dare offer to go anywhere near that area right now. He looks like a puppy that has been kicked.

honey In the spirit of -ESHdom I don't think I need to go into the detailed risk assessment I have obviously carried out before deciding that rather than cook with my 6 week old baby in a sling he is safer on the other side of the room in a flat stable baby seat in the middle of a large solid kitchen table. And I'm sure you'll make your own wise decisions to suit your particular circumstances too.

Everyone please cough up the details for the not list. Cut and paste with correct info inserted please. Sorry I won't be able to start the new thread this time as I'm about to get busy with collecting Bonnie and doing bath time etc. But here's a start: (sorry can't scroll back to check dates)

THE NOT LIST

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July
Carrots, boy, born July
IggyPiggy, girl, born July

UPDIFFED
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September 1
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
Muser, ?? due ??

Despite being a list lover I don't like the not list. Bah humbug. But as I have mentioned this before and only iggsmummy agreed I think I am out numbered.

Yay I made the NotList (it is usually done at the weekend when I am too busy eating cake to post).

Oh leave me off the list. I want to join with gin & drom. The diffed triplets.

Fanny I will be checking your health and safety assessment in great detail you cheeky cah. Point taken. Burnt baby feet not good I agree. Just wondered why table over floor... but I know nuffink.

Muser and Okie stop being miserable list poopers. We virgos like stationery and lists. Wots wrong with our list??????? Are you too kool for lists? I bet you used to sit on the back of the bus on the way to school an all.

Nuffin wrong with the list. But I aint going without my crew, innit.

The blockage has been shifted, I repeat, the blockage has been shifted.

Wholewheat couscous with courgettes, peppers tomatoes and spring onions, along with plenty OJ, water, coffee and raisins seem to have resulted in the world falling out of my bottom.

Hurrah.

MW appointment today. Apparently I have had the dullest pregnancy in the history of the universe.

I also made a total fool of myself at work by bursting in to tears. Proffesional to the end. fuck me I can't wait to finish.

Hurray for cossie's bum!!!

And the dull pregnancy. Sometimes dull is Good.

fanny your poor fella. And his poor fella

Well done Cossie on getting the jam sorted - hope it didn't hurt Sorry to hear about your tears in the office - I did the same when someone asked me a question as I was logging-off.....complete over-reaction! V. v. embarrassing

Loving all the noise from the Fat Police.....I was politely informed by MW that I too was overweight at booking in but lovely lady said because I was tall I carried it well

Did someone mention vag-snot earlier??? Have got tonnes of the stuff....when does it stop???

Will add myself to the Not-List as soon as I think of something suitably witty....

Dull IS good. Well done on poo. Hope it didn't hurt too much.

Crying at work is perfectly acceptable. I did it on the tube and snotted everywhere with no tissue.

Speaking of snot... Cluckie I hear you. No wispy G-strings for a while ok.

I am still at work. Waiting for my pizza express Fiorentina pizza, mozzarella salad and profiteroles to be delivered to my desk. Whooppppeeeee.

Mine was total over reaction too, I was asked questions about a job I couldn't remember when something else was going on, as am v stressed anyway, just couldn't form an answer, so obv next best thing to do is burst in to tears and run to loo.

And then have been fighting back tears all day as people keep asking if I'm ok.

I'm really not good at that sort of thing - I'm very private, don't do emotions, omy biggest fault is never asking for help, and trying to be an "island". So to have had a million and one people ask me all day if I need any help, if I'm ok blah blah has been frankly hideous.

cluckyI have so much vag snot I leave a trail behind me when I walk.

gin you are right, dull is good