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The PESH deli where we were so distracted we forgot to think of a new title

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FannyPriceless · 02/07/2010 21:01

THE NOT-LIST

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July

UPDIFFED
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
Carrots, giving birth in a lavender field, damn it, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due November (???)
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Backinthebox · 26/07/2010 17:14

That's very precise, Ski. I can't remember what I was doing last week, let alone at 17+3! As for DD's Apgar, it was 7 at the 10 minute check but she still had to go to SCBU and she stayed there for 3 days before coming down to me (I stayed in the High Care ward for the full 5 days I was there.)

Right - does anyone know why I am so cross today? I'm really really cross and I have no idea why! The day didn't start well when the alarm clock didn't go off and the first realisation I had that the farrier was here for the horse was when the phone rang at 7am. And I've been grumpy ever since! Oh well. Clucky's OH is treating us with his Papa John's special offer voucher he has tonight, as he wants to make sure he gets as much value from it as possible. Maybe that will make it better. We know how to live!

Backinthebox · 26/07/2010 17:16

PS If Cossie is 8 days late and I am 8 days early, it's me next . I'm ignoring Skates because she still only has question marks next to her name.

Medee · 26/07/2010 18:03

Stupid GP indeed, Skater

You're right, ski, I should stop reading on, but I can't help it - I do skip most of the birth stuff but you can't miss that footling breech. It's not so much how it gets out, it's more the fact it has a foot through your cervix!

I didn't know that about Glasgow - must ask my best pal what happened with her three (once I am "out").

ginhag · 26/07/2010 20:28

News from chez gin... Toddler poo + ms= horrible.

Am trying to believe am actually pregnant, but have been tricked before so am still a bit panicky about the whole thing. Am now 8+1, Alan willing....

Have another scan next tues so hopefully will add that to comedy hurry buzzwams,extreme grumpiness,pukiness and total exhaustion as proof there is an Actual Baybee in there.

box n ski I think that obviously the techniques taught in the books can be sooo useful, but it's important they don't draw conclusions that if a confident woman has a 'successful' birth this means that those of us who found things didn't go quite that way brought it on ourselves by being victims... There are a lot of reasons that a woman may need an em cs for example, as you both know!

It hits a nerve with me as I had really weird guilt after having mooch that I didn't 'birth' him (I barely even went into labour, only some teeny early contractions.) But actually there was fuck all I could do about it and if I hadn't had the section my baby might not have made it...which is obviously quite important!

And I think it's really important to me to know that...to know I didn't do anything wrong, it's just how it was.

Incidentally I was very calm (tho shaking like a mad thing) as I was determined to just do whatever it took to keep my boy safe.

ginhag · 26/07/2010 20:29

hurty not hurry

Muser · 26/07/2010 20:44

Keep holding on gin-ginny.

Catfood and MS is also bad, I make MrM deal with that.

rollerbaby · 26/07/2010 20:46

G&T good to hear from you lady and roll on next Tuesday for more on screen proof of updiffment. Total exhaustion and pukiness is sounding tres bien though.

I have to agree with gin that all of these things should be taken with the caveat that no one can plan ahead for a birth that might need medical intervention for whatever reason (even if hopefully this is very unlikely, it still happens). I guess if hypnobirthing gives you confidence that you might not otherwise have had, and then helps, great. But you're right, if it doesn't for whatever reason you can't beat yourself up about it. Which is partly why I've opted out of the homebirth. I thought that transferring would make me feel like I'd somehow failed (which is obviously nonsense) but being in MLU a floor above delivery suite would give me all the options (and reassurance) should I need it. I'm going to have a go at the hypnobirthing, not because I think I'll end up with a zen pain free experience, but because I probably am one of life's panickers (used to have panic attacks alot in my 20s and ended up on antidepressants for a short while as a result...). I reckon if it just keeps me calm enough to talk myself down then it will be worth it. I'd like to have the G&A, MLU birth, but who frigging knows.... no doubt I'll be drugged up to the eyeballs calling my midwife a fkg bitch from hell.

Boss sat me down today and told me that the team was being restructured and that my colleague in the team of equal standing, would be announced as heading it up. I know I've got 8 weeks to go, but you can't help but feel like a spare wheel despite that. I suppose I should be glad and use the winding down time to not get stressed about work and look after myself, rather than feeling resentful. To be honest, I don't, it's just all very odd to think I won't be there.

On the good side it looks like they are going to pay for cabs for me to get to and from work. Off to physio tomorrow lunchtime to hopefully get miracle cure for pelvic issues. This is seriously curtailing my lunchtime shopping habit damn it.

ginhag · 26/07/2010 20:49

It's not just the need to vom muse it's also trying to hold it together until poo situation is all sorted as am not sure it would be great for him to get that response....

And the poos take a while sometimes....and if it's a really tricky one he tends to want a cuddle on the toilet

How are you matey? Apart from the typing

Muser · 26/07/2010 20:57

I'm ok. Apart from new found inability to spell. I wrote play first time. What is wrong with my brain?

Sickness does seem to be getting better since the weekend. I puke first thing and then generally feel better for the rest of the day. Not normal, but not dry heaving all over the place.

Medee · 26/07/2010 21:02

Sorry to hear about the toddler poo/ MS combination, gin

Cosmosis · 26/07/2010 21:06

I well remember a cat diahorreah & ms incident, so I feel your pain ginnygingin.

OkieCokie · 26/07/2010 21:38

Moo same happened with me, a male colleague on same level got promoted at work about 3 months before I went on mat leave. They should have at least invited me to go for the job, but they didn't (nobs) but I am kind of over it now (2 yrs later!).

Gin my toddler is 20 mths and still in nappies. I couldn't deal with the poo (smell made me gag during the 7-10 week mark) which has got me off nappy duty for pretty much all the pregnancy so far expect when there are no other options than me having to deal with it!

No movements felt here until about 21/22 weeks and still not really regular at 25 weeks.

SilverSky · 26/07/2010 22:41

I felt the odd bubble from about 14 weeks but didn't have proper regular movements til about 22 weeks. Now it's as those s/he has a bloody gym in there!

iggypiggy · 27/07/2010 02:16

Thanks for the congrats everyone!

am just watching her sleep... Is a new hobby, perhaps pointless, but there we are!

Won't put too much info here about birth, but will just say that the hippo birthing was excellent and v much useful. I was in labour quite a long time, but time has no relevance when you in the zone, so that was ok too. And anyway, it is all worth it, because miniiggs is perfect and not the huge boy I was expecting to have! Not sure who guessed girl?

Right, may post birth stuff on FESH fred, while I can stil remember it.... Is already fading...

SilverSky · 27/07/2010 06:50

iggs I commented on the FESH fred. Watching small baybees sleep is a lovely hobby fo' sho' !

The heavy huge bosoms saga continues. Yes. I think I need another new bra. This is getting ridiculous now. I won't be able to affod any baybee stuff at this rate. However instead I can turn the ever growing selection of bras in my bra draw into multi use items such as baby hammocks, baby swing, baby sling and device for carrying spare nappies and other such supplies.

rollerbaby · 27/07/2010 08:59

Ha ha ha ha. Feeling your pain on the boobage front. I'm past caring what they look like now!

Iggs lovely to see you back... off to Fesh thread for more info (can't help herself).

OkieCokie · 27/07/2010 09:35

So pleased for Iggs. I feel inspired to hippo birth and try and remain a bit more in control this time!

I am at home in bed with a stinking cold. What is that all about - it's fucking summer ffs. Usually I would solider in (since it is just a cold) but I figured I never take time off sick and could do with a rest after a shitty and busy couple of weeks work wise. I shuld be asleep but instead I am trying to "win" a pram on ebay. Win? I still have to fork out a couple of hundred quid so it is hardly winning is it?

reginaMonologue · 27/07/2010 09:52

Hi Everyone,

Sorry for my absenteeism yet again - I'm rubbish these days at most things... .

Anyway, many congrats to iggy of course, the baby laying finally made good! Phew! You must be over the moon for sure .

I have a story about hypnobirthing and just how radical it can be. My mother-in-law is a big believer in the power of hypnotherapy, so much so she actually had a full c-section using nothing but hypnobirthing techniques. I shit you not on this, it's the gods honest truth. She controlled everything, from the pain right down to the bleeding and it was so unusual 30 odd years ago she had a big audience in the theatre too. I dare say you'd not even be allowed to try this these days, but as a case of mind over matter, I think she wins this one! I will definitely be looking at the hypnobirthing techniques as part of my birth plan for sure, but perhaps not to such extremes!

Movements - I felt the first flutterings at at around 16 weeks, and since then they've got stronger and more routined, especially noticeable first thing in the morning and late afternoon. My belly flab nicely amplifies the kicks and punches too so if I look at my belly it really is like looking at jelly on a plate, which is quite amusing .

moo sorry to hear about self inflicted SPD - sucks, I hope you can get it sorted with some one adept and manipulating body parts with hands, or some such! I am quite jealous about you getting to do an actual hospital tour - ours don't allow it, all we get is a DVD - boo!

On the subject of hospitals et al, I self-referred to get a blood test done last week as I have been exhausted, and it appears I am anaemic. Joy! So off to get some iron tablets from the doctors this week.

Also, last week I had my doppler scan wot they do if they think you're destined to be get pre-eclampsia, all clear, but the consultant was most pissed that my MW hadn't categorised me as high risk due to my weight - to the extent where a shitty fax went to my GP telling them to do something now, followed up by a phone call made by me to the MW stating that the consultant was most concerned I'd not been referred, and in fact why had this not been done yet... cue a whole raft of reasons (most of which she'd have the answer to if she'd bothered to look at my file in any of the 12 weeks I've been on her case load) as to why, but ultimately she said she'd be sending the letter today.

God, it's so annoying! I really am going to have to do something about swapping MW, or just going for consultant-led care at this rate, I just feel like my MW is not up to scratch at dealing with me, or my high risk status. Anyone got any suggestions?

Any now I read all these horror stories about being deemed as high-risk and what that might imply for my birth choices and I'm sad. I suppose though I just need to put on my big girl panties and make sure I get what I want.

On a more positive note, most of the nursery furniture is arriving today so that's quite exciting, and I also managed to leave most of last months pay check in John Lewis at the weekend when I got all the cot linen and lots of other bits and pieces in a mammoth shop-a-thon. That cheered me up significantly, and I think I'm only a few things away from being ready for anything. I am glad for this because I think given a month or 2 I'll be too big/knackered/exhausted to do anything of much use. Roll on ML - I am taking myself out of action in 13 weeks, and I'm already counting down the days!

Cosmosis · 27/07/2010 10:46

I think that sounds like a fine hobby iggypop

FannyPriceless · 27/07/2010 10:58

honey Sorry I've been AWOL. Am now here and ready to answer your SPD questions.

Sadly yes, it is possible to trigger SPD by something you've done, but this would usually be if you were going to get it anyway. i.e. it would bring it on sooner. In my case (first time around) it was hosting a bbq at 4 months, running up and down stairs with big platters, then tumbling completely over backwards off a picnic chair and doing a weird backwards roll while trying not to spill my wine.

This time around the physio said from day one I had to avoid any aggravating activities in order to delay the onset as much as possible. This means avoiding stairs or doing one at a time, keeping knees together, not putting uneven weight on one leg, not crossing legs, not pushing a supermarket trolley, not carrying anything heavy, etc.

You need to see an obstetric / women's health physio as they specialise in this stuff and will get you into the system. If your pelvis is out of alignment they may or may not try to manipulate. You'll be given a support belt (it really helps, honest) and if it gets worse, crutches and/or wheelchair.

Excellent SPD support resources here.

And for everyone's amusement: can you believe someone posted this pregnancy question? At least the responses were sensible!

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Headbanger · 27/07/2010 11:09

Iggy, your new hobby made my eyes misty

I just posted a snide remark on that silly risotto-panic-post. Babyfail + PMT = not suffering fools gladly. I imagine I'll feel guilty tomorrow...

rollerbaby · 27/07/2010 11:21

Christ on a bike. I can see the Daily Mail headline now..."M&S in shock risotto danger to pregnant women". I may have added my own advice on the thread regards the danger of liqueur chocolates.

Thanks for the lowdown fanny am off to physio in about an hour so hoping for a miracle cure. You definitely beat me with the backwards roll - bloody show off. It's just so annoying because I have been feeling so well other than that, and now I feel like I've aged overnight. Did it go back to normal straight after the birth?

Reggie damn you I can't believe you are MORE organised than me. Have JL and IKEA trip planned for weekend to rectify that. Get paid on Friday so will be burning through that this weekend.
Can you speak to MW supervisor and have a moan and ask to deal with someone else, as a first step? I know you can categorically ask not to be attended by a particular person if you feel they have been neglectful etc.

ginhag · 27/07/2010 12:47

I ate a waitrose paella last night...only after the 'nom nom noms' did I realise on how many counts I had acheived epic expectant mother fail! Am fine tho obv

ginhag · 27/07/2010 12:52

Ps honey really hope today's appt helps lots.

Muser · 27/07/2010 13:01

What's in paella that's bad? It's only raw shellfish that's not allowed isn't it? I am so clueless.

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