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The PESH deli where we were so distracted we forgot to think of a new title

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FannyPriceless · 02/07/2010 21:01

THE NOT-LIST

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July

UPDIFFED
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
Carrots, giving birth in a lavender field, damn it, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due November (???)
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Muser · 02/07/2010 21:08

Hello new fred.

Medee · 02/07/2010 21:28
FannyPriceless · 02/07/2010 21:37

caspy My parents have also left today. I am also petrified.

rots I am in awe of you and don't think I have anything to add. By cossie's suggestion I presume you mean the, er, prostoglandin by ingestion? All for a good cause. May I say that all the lavender in my possession is now dedicated to Project Protect and Extract. (I'm sure it doesn't matter that this consists of two neglected tubs by the front door which I forgot to dead head last year but which have somehow flowered again.)

cunty and caspy Yes, I'm having the agonising toe curls to start with, and the same problem with being uanble to coax him to open his mouth very wide. I'm sure it gets better...

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rollerbaby · 02/07/2010 22:17

Oh god just caught glimpse of myself getting out of bath and my boobs have reached comic proportions. I swear my nipples are about 7cm wide. How foes baybee with not very big mouth manage that pray tell? Waaaah!

How you doing rotty?

CurlyCasper · 02/07/2010 22:20

wait till you see how big they get after the birth honey! Just marking my place here really - I have loads of FB messages to reply to, but my shoulders are buggered from NAKing. ready to snooze...

RunLyraRun · 02/07/2010 22:27

You PESHs talk even more than the BESHs...and as a result I'm a whole 24 hours late saying congratumalations to Ski and JB and Julian!

Am so impressed with Rots being all empowered an shiz - I can hear the Theme from Rocky. Keep us the good work missus

BTW, what are you lot with babies called now? MESHs?

Backinthebox · 02/07/2010 22:30

Fuck me, what is this? I spend 4 days in Chav-ville on Sea sleeping in a tent on a half inflated airbed (suprisingly comfy!) and you lot have a bloody great big baby party! I was fully expecting the Tuesday-baby to be here by the time I got back, but honestly thought there would be a quiet spell for a couple of weeks. Day 1 of my mini-break should have given me a head's up though, when my friend rang at 7.30am to tell me the racehorse had colic Honestly - the first time there is noone in the house for 3 years and a bloody horse nearly carks it! Sadly 2 chickens DID cark it - one foxified and one pecked to death by an older bird (nice.) OH left halfway through the week because the English seaside is boring and he wanted to fit as much cricket in as possible before baybee no.2 arrives. And all of the above explains why I only go on holiday once every 2 or 3 years! (Skiing doesn't count. That's not a holiday - it is essential for my sanity.)

Cunty glad you didn't disappoint and popped Rastus out before I got back - had a quick peek on FB and am very approving of his lovely posh name!

Ski that was rather out of the blue! But hurray - less time being pregnant in the heat! Hadn't even noticed your FB updates - I have 4 days of internet catch-up to do and have only really scanned through everything quickly.

Rots just get down to the damn BJ If he does a little tweaking to you too, as has been mentioned, you will get your prostaglandins in one end and the oxytocin being released at the other. No prostaglandins at the live end though - risk of infection. Not that you would probably feel like it!

Am very intrigued by the number of early PESH babies - hopefully some of it will rub off on me and mean I don't end up nearly 2 weeks over. OTOH it means I move a bit closer to the top of the list of yet-to-pops. Scary!

Well done to everyone with baby-laying success, good luck to those mid-lay, and erm, there-there to the newbie BESH-to-PESH laydeez who are feeling a bit perturbed. Now I need to go back and read it all again, but properly!

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 02/07/2010 23:04

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VoilaAnotherGimlet · 02/07/2010 23:09

Ooh am live from my phone at last! Love the new thread!

Helloooo to medee the lurker! Lyra MESH...love it!

Boxy you missed all the drama!

organiccarrotcake · 03/07/2010 07:01

(cont from other thread)

honey we - er - have been trying that I did buy the breastpump but we have also been - well - you know. Finding the energy/enthusiasm is really tough, though T'was funny. YOB walked into the sitting room yesterday and I said, "you know those sentences you think you'll never hear" (meaning, you know, sometimes you'll say or here something totally random and someone will say that), "this", I said, "is the visual version".

I was sitting on my preggo ball on a towel, naked bottom, wearing a nightie with my belly exposed with a wet towel with clary sage on my belly, and the breastpump doing its wahh-wahh thing. What a sight .

Interesting thought on the tea tree - not thought of that, though.

gin again per last thread. Just wanted to say how much I appreciated your post, especially given what I expect you're going through right now. I don't read BESH so I may be missing details but I know what happened before of course, so you must be going through hell. I wish you every luck and really hope you can feel comfortable about permanently joining us here soon

donttry castor oil is the ONLY thing I'm NOT going to try (so far anyway!)

fanny thanks for new place and very appropriate as I think we're all going to be a bit distracted for a while - so much drama for everyone! Yes, that's what I meant about cos' suggestion! The lavender thing is really sweet [hugs].

cos you seem to be panicking a bit! Don't worry, you've got aaaages yet!!

box so glad you're back. Any advice you can recall from your experience? Other than what you've put above . Did they worry about infection for you with it being HW? Did you leak (I bought maxi huge really sexy gross tena lady pants yesterday after leaking through maxi pads to my trousers (and soaking them) for the 3rd time yesteday). Any suggestions most appreciated. So sorry to hear about horse and chickens. Is the big fella ok now? What an awful thing to happen. Any idea of the cause? Could it be BECAUSE you weren't there? IE he got into somewhere/was fed something wrong?

Off to hossie for check and review soon. Back later. No sign of labour.

SilverSky · 03/07/2010 08:03

Yowzer's nuvver new fred!

I am still in bed. I am contemplating what to do today. Clearly I am never going supermarket shopping solo ever again. I have couple of must do things involving equine and canine responsibilities. Other than the lure of housework and laundry the day is my own.

casp have fb'd ya my digits!

box bloody animals know how to time things don't they! I am always nervous about holidays for this very reason. Any ideas why colic?

I have heard that this yearnis going to be a tough year for farmers and the harvesting of hay that has already started has already revealed less crop than expected which means probably that hay and haylage is probably going to go through the roof price wise. Oh what a lovely long expensive winter it's gonna be.

New BFPs - take it one day at a time and before you know it those days will roll into a week and then another and then another. I also found keeping busy also helped. Lots of talking on here or to your partner is a good coping strategy. The more you bottle it up the more menkul you become esp if, like me, you wanted to put off gelling folk. Anyways, I am boring myself and probably you laydees too so I'll shut me trap.

Random question - need to get a printer cartridge today ! I think Staples ackshalleee is not that cheap - troof?

honey oh the curse of the comedy norks. Thing is, it ain't funny! My current maternity overshoulderboulderholder is a petite 36F and is literally hanging on for dear life. I don't think it's offering any support whatsoever, more like my bust is holding the bra up! So I guess it's bra shoppig over the weekend AGAIN.

honey

SilverSky · 03/07/2010 08:06

My phone is driving me crayzeeee!

rots update pray tell?!

S'pose I should haul my lard ass svelte curves out of bed and face Saturday. Twas nice to snooze in tho.

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 03/07/2010 09:58

Am still in bed, is that bad? One of my most fave things in the world is curling up in bed on a weekend morning and reading for hours. Figured that won't have many times left for this, and TSF is away and I have the day to myself until suppertime, so why not?

Though am contemplating getting up, breakfast, then a stroll to shops for ingredients for gingerbread biscuits...seeing niece tom, and she likes...well, eating tbh! Luckily she also likes running and playing (she is 4).

reginaMonologue · 03/07/2010 09:58

curls no worries with the Doppler! I say pass it on to a new home :-)

fanny much thanks for new thread - I wonder if we'll burn through this one as quickly as the last!?

rots hope it all goes well at the hospital today... thinking of you and sending you lots of well wishes (oh, that's a bit unPESH innit... or is that when I only resort to sending hugz n shite?)

boxy urgh colic! assuming no surgical intervention required? just lots of walking and stuff (wait, isn't that what rots is doing too? ! Hope the big fella is back on his feet - my commiserations on the chuck-fest too, that sucks! I actually hate foxes, and crows and rats, oh my!

Hoping skislopes will be allowed home this weekend avec petite Monsieur Julian - we need more pics of his beautiful head of hairiness!

Nothing much to report here other than to echo whoever it t'was who mentioned the mothercare sale - yes, they had lots of electronic bits like tommee tippee sterilizers up for grabs.

Also, sale alert for debenhams - another blue cross one covering kids clothes too - some of the ted baker stuff for your young ones is rather lovely!

reginaMonologue · 03/07/2010 10:00

oh silver i fink tescos sell catridges, esp. if you have one of those monster stores near to you. Failing that maybe Argos? Might be cheaper than Staples, Currys or PC World of Extortionate Prices...

reginaMonologue · 03/07/2010 10:04

god darn it, one day I will read posts before I reply... tsk.

Welcome lurking medee!

Now, I really must put some clothes on, I am off to buy a fish, no, really, I am!

Backinthebox · 03/07/2010 10:11

Rots when my hind waters went they just had a look up there with a searchlight and declared 'it seems to have stopped now. Call us if you have any more bother.' and that was that. I was very underwhelmed. My main waters went when I was 10 days overdue and I had been having rather ouchy contractions for 24 hrs by that point. They went with a very satisfying 'whoosh!' all over the bed (it was midnight.) Both cases seem a bit different to yours, so I don't know what to say. Hope it all goes well in the hospital though. BTW, just picturing you on your birth ball now what a picture!

Horseys all fine now. It wasn't big horse who had colic (you'd have been able to hear me scream from here if it was. He never gets ill!) It was the racehorse. No surgery required, thankfully, as he is not insured for surgery. He had a blockage due to shovelling haylage down too fast - we had to feed haylage this week due to the aforementioned hay shortage and it turns out he had never had anything so delicious in his life so he rammed it down as fast as he could and made himself ill.

FannyPriceless · 03/07/2010 11:43

VAG Never fear - I'm still in bed! Albeit with a little person asleep across my legs. He was wide awake at 4:30am so when I finally got him back to sleep I had to take my lie in while I could. MrP took DD to the local village market while I lay here feeding us both. When they got back all four of us sat in bed cuddling and doing the crossword! I can't believe this. It's so fab I have to pinch myself.

lyra I think it was ski who suggested FESHes = Forever Evil Selfish Hags.

rots I hope something starts happening soon. I'm picturing you as described. If YOB isn't shocked enough by the bizarre visuals, you can then say to him 'Do you think we've got time for another BJ?' That should blow the fuses for a while.

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Cosmosis · 03/07/2010 12:16

yeah well the reason I am now panicking is that all you lot have insisited in not biding your time haven't you!!! I thought I had 7 weeks left, but if I go by you 3 then I don't!!!!

Oh and anyone spotted a slight error with the new non-list?? I think rots should maybe have jumped above iggs and be down as BAYBEE COMING NOW

FannyPriceless · 03/07/2010 14:01

cos But rots wrote her own not-list update last night. So she's obviously in la-la-lavender-land denial over the fact that she's clearly not going to be giving birth in a lavender field on 25 July!

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organiccarrotcake · 03/07/2010 15:51

Tee hee y'all. I have a brand new problemo that you all need to resolve. I am in love with another man and we have been intimate. Well, had intimate discussions. Well, discussed things to do with my bits.

The senior (no less) consultant ob/gyn of Wakefield and Pontefract (that's both hopsitals, not just Ponte where we were at) saw me today (I'm not worthy). He's luuuuurvely. Ok, he's a bit young for me, looking as though he's still in his 30s 'n' stuff, and maybe I was skewed a bit by his kindness to me in the hopsital, but still, I said to YOB as we left that it was a good job I was already married .

He walked into the cubicle and the first thing he said was, "so what's the plan" . I told him I liked him already!!

We discussed everything. He said he was really surprised because most women come in begging for induction, so that's the expected norm. However, he said that the risk of induction was higher than the risk of wait and seeing. The risk of infection is exceptionally low. I said that I was worried that as he'd not yet come, he's just not ready, and he agreed. He explained what I needed to look out for and if there was any sign of infection that would be an obstetric emergency and I'd need to come in immediately for induction or section, but it was really unlikely and I could be monitored at the local pregnancy unit 2-3 times a week, and other than that just wait!

However he highly recommended IV antibiotics in labour because assuming I spontaneously labour, and there's no infection showing, there still may be something there (statistically). Mostly, the infection goes onto the baby's skin (not a problem). Very rarely, it gets into their lungs and causes pneumonia which is nasty but treatable. Very, very, very rarely it causes meningitus which is almost always fatal.

So we're talking about extraordinarily low risk but with catastrophic outcomes, so we agreed that for something as simple as a drip, and probably an upset stomach/thrush for me, the risk/benefit was such that we would go with the IV. BUT he said that he was happy for me to waterbirth!

In fact, if I didn't accept the IV I could still homebirth! But on balance we've decided that giving that up and having the drip isn't a big deal to remove the teeny chance of a terrible outcome.

So, this has all come about because I questioned things. It turns out they expected me to be induced yesterday which is why they were going to shine a searchlight up there, as box put it, because introducing infection then isn't a big deal when you're going straight into managed induction. Thank goodness I asked...

So that's me. I'm not jumping up the list too much igg and cos. Who knows - may be weeks yet!!

box so glad your hossie is ok. Scary

fanny I read your comment to YOB (LOL). I don't think he would object, despite my utter sexyness on that ball .

Hi lyra

Spoke to ski. She's ok, but finding feeding V difficult with stitches. VV hot there (37!!!) and hopefully she will be out on Monday. I'm sure she won't mind me sharing this with you as it got me PMSL. The pessary for induction reacted badly with her and she was in terrible pain. The nurse said that "most people cope with it ok" (helpful!) and offered her an aspirin!! ski replied that she could stick her f*ing aspirin up her arse. I could just visualise it...

organiccarrotcake · 03/07/2010 15:56

Oops forgot to say, on the noticeboard of thank you cards was one saying thank you for the care they gave to their new baby, K8i.

Seriously, K8i. I presume pronounced Katie.

In fact, I knew noone would believe me so we've photographed it and I will FB when I get the chance!

SilverSky · 03/07/2010 16:23

Oh that "k8i" is just chavtastic. It really is.

rots you sound like a new woman already following your flirting discussion with whippasnapper hunk of doctor-ness!

I am just back from bra shopping. It seems my current bra is not doing it's job. Which we knew. I was not however prepared to be fitted into a full cup maternity nursing bra that is the petite 36H. . Phones Husband to tell him and bless him. He didn't larf or do a pervy cackle. Instead he said (prob cos I hada little cry this morning about some stuff) don't worry it's only numbers. Bra lady was very nice and kind and asked me how long I had had the current bra and I think it's only been about 5/6 weeks!

Thanks for the ink cartridge tips !

Husband is taking me out for dinner to cheer me up. He is a nice boy!

fanny it sounds idyllic. Really does.

A very unPESH PMSL proper at ski giving the nurse wot for. Class. Absolute class.

organiccarrotcake · 03/07/2010 16:43

silver really? Funny because that's exactly how I feel - interesting it came across in my post. SO relieved and happy! Operation Protect and Extract has now been downgraded to Operation Protect with Extraction being whenever he's ready.

Lots of support (LOL), no seriously, re bra. I have to say that having just been sold an F size nursing bra, given I was a C before I had LC, was a real shock so I understand.

newbies how are you all feeling? I know there's a few scans on Monday and now I'm not in my own little selfish world (sorry about that) I want to know more about what's going on with who and when.

cunty did you have your doula with you?

CUNextTuesday · 03/07/2010 16:53

Yes rots I did. She was ace. V supportive to me and Hom. Glad you are in the land of better options. Now come ON!!

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