The PESH deli for those who are realising there are real live baybees at the end of this.

[rots]

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8

UPDIFFED
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, hospital botherer due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, she bought a racehorse, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, no it's not fucking indigestion, due November 2 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, big pants, 5* hotels, Bridget Jones due November 20
maswera, jungle hottie - due November (???)
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25

cos you also like vodka on pizza so I'm not sure you're on my side

okie brilliant, thank you! Really helpful I'm putting together another NCT article reviewing nappies and as so many people choose sposies it seems logical to review them, too.

ski He is just at the point where he's not happy wearing girl's clothes .

Aaaargh! Ski - haven't you just breached one of your own anonimity rules?

Pineapple on pizza is very tasty indeed, but only when combined with (non-caged) ham, however my favourite pizza topping is ham, chorizo, jalapenos, olives, capers and mushrooms. The works on one of DD's homemade jobbies. On a non-caged animal theme I have been informed this week that my ickle piggy that went to market a few weeks ago and has been providing us with tasty sausages since has also managed to make me some bacon and ham too. Double delish!

Maxi-cosi car seats are fab, but I have bought a click-in car base this time, as you have no idea till you have had a baby just how much time you spend putting the car seat in the car, taking it out, etc, and the seat belt way of putting them in is such a faff. The car seats that click onto a pram base are fab too - Ski I have a Quinny Speedi with a carry cot on it too. I completely trashed it with DD by pushing it through knee deep mud and horse shit every day, and then OH lent it to his friend. Friend is a mountain biking fanatic and he fixed the knackered brakes and wheels, scrubbed it all up, used it for a year and is sending it back to us in far better condition than they got it in from us . The only problem with my car seat is that it is pink. Baybee will just have to be in touch with his feminine side for the first year of his life.

Cos's oral revelation is correct. My midwife friend told me to go off and fellatiate last time to speed things up. Not going into any greater detail here, but it's OH's favourite piece of pregnancy info and he delights in telling all of his friends who's partners are overdue. We can all text Cunty on Sunday night with 'we know what you're doing!'

Cats bum mouth at your suggestions for bring on labour. That was clearly invented by a MAN!

box well, I have mentioned it here before so while I don't REALLY want it mentioning too often, I didn't mind it. That is, assuming you're talking about LC. If not, as you were. Great news about 1 little piggie!

EVERYBODY STAND DOWN!!

Just come back from consultant (follow up from prison hospital stay) and Rastus has floated free again like a big helium balloon. He clearly has ishoos with commitment like his mother.

Mind that's not to say he won't get sucked into the vortex again tomorrow, but those who have laid the queen's shilling on Monday might want to reassess.

box - in fairness you could text me any night to ask me what I'm doing... ain't nowt special about Sunday

am back from my morning scan... and apparently the head is engaged - but they baybee has also grown loads and is currently a massive 6lb 9oz!!! So as I have almost 5 weeks to go - it could put on another two pounds if it goes to due date... making it nearly 9lbs!

Anyway - is apprently all normal and fine apart from the fact that I seem to have been feeding it a bit much!

and ski no am not at risk from Strep B, but is just one of the tests I get - like the diabetes and anaemia one I had last time, which wasn't cos they thought I had it, just cos they routinely do the test.

Talking of evicting baybees with sperms... why would you do that? Surely they come out when they ready?! Is not like you have to agree to being induced is it? Or am I missing something?

oh yes - also - my baybee haz hair

I'm sorry rots.

Yay for iggy! I was a bit worried about the Strep B thing - I couldn't imagine that you would've had it and not mentioned it until now... Btw, there's a question over in Education/Secondary that you might be able to answer. Congrats on your hairy baby! I think we all want one like fanny's!

You are all cock mad. When jailbait left for work this morning I was in the middle of my first evah hot lesbian dream. Isn't 35 weeks a bit late for those types of dreams to be kicking in? He'd just nipped in to the bedroom to kiss me good by and I was "up to my nuts in guts" as it were...

cunty Can I have next Wednesday please?

Yes, next Wednesday would be fine, although still not early July which is What I Want.

iggs re evicting baybee the idea is that they come out when they are ready but a) soemtimes you get so you just want it OUT NOW i believe.

That's ok ski (really)

However, first EVAH HLD? Blimey. You've no lived .

iggy 9 Lbs is a nice size.

Hmm, no not. I'm not turning into a Glaswegian .

cunty ooh - didn't realise that they disengage... so my engaed head thing could mean nothing? I think a week on Friday for you

cos I guess... but still fink it must be best to let it all happen when it's meant to? Providing baybee ok? But then again - I may be shovelling vindaloo and downing jizz with the rest of them in a few weeks time

rots really?! Does sound big to me... but I guess is ok?

Yeah iggs they can be up and down like Casanova's knickers

Don't burst my bubble ladies - I thought Julian was now "stuck" - no more messing with my head/uterus!

rots haha... when I told him as he was leaving the room I could tell he was very much in two minds whether to blow off work and dive in or not!

9lbs sounds more like watermelon than galia melon to me

iggs same size as LC. No probs. Tiny tear inside from his hand being by face but intact perineum despite him being back to back until nearly at the end.

"natural" ways of initiating labour aren't the same as artificial induction. It's more like, if the baby's ready, you can give it a bit of a push (maybe a day, or maybe just speed things along). If the baby's not ready, it won't work, so it isn't going to do any harm.

omigodponiezzzz (well worth a click, sound not required)

first word = "boy"
second 2 words = "not broken"

...shopping awaits! Shall post back later!

Congratulations reggie - fantastic news! But seriously guys... what's with all the boys?

Can't wait to hear what you buy!

rots jailbait wants me to get some form of rig on Ginger and give that a whirl.

Another boy!!!! Clearly there is something in the water. Great news reggiekray

reggie fantastic! Join the boy's club

iggs it occurs to me - how many people who I've never even met would I talk to about the condition of my vaginal skin?

ski go for it . Have you long reined her? Get her long reining first with a pair of blinkers and I'm sure she'll take to it like a duck to water!

Yey for reg, narrowing the odds again

hurrah for reggie and another boy!! must surely mean Artie is a girl?

Or at least one raised as a girl Cossie! We'll all have to start raising Liberaces.