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Due April 2009 - Chapter 26: Once We Pop We Can't Stop!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 16:20

May the popcorn continue to pop!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

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BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 18:29

From goose semen to reverse oral's without even a blink of an eye....

bronze · 31/03/2009 18:34

its not quite 69 though is it. flip either the 6 or the 9 and thats reverse surely

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:35

awww
this is our local headline just now, this pair have been coming to the same nest for 18 years now and they have both just returned again. I'm not a twitcher or anything, just think it's a nice story and they're quite fun to watch!
Better than usual junkie, crime-filled headlines!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:36

well i suppose there would be a bit of trouser snake eye blinking involved

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mathsmummy27 · 31/03/2009 18:37

how boring...

lol at 68..not sure I'd be that brave as apparently preg women taste v different ... friend of mine said her DH knew she was pregnant before she did!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:37

or feather snake??

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mathsmummy27 · 31/03/2009 18:38

dammit trista now it looks like I've lowered the tone..!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:39

Mathsmummy really?? wow for different taste

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tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:42

definition of 68 = you go down on me and I'll owe you one

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:44

don't know if I could relax properly during 69, what if waters broke in his face!!!!

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:45

are you all off trying reverse oral?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:47

Trista - lol at 68 definition & waters

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tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:49

would bring a whole new meaning to female ejaculation!

BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 18:50

MM I am not sure it is possible to lower the tone!!!

LOL at definition trista!

mathsmummy27 · 31/03/2009 18:50

ewwwwwwwww! TMI approaching....
I once 'came on' (disgusting expression) in the middle of one....the guy was very nice and understanding and we laughed about it...maybe that's wy he's my lovely DH now

BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 18:52

The TMI is why we love you MM!!!

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:54

ha ha that goes down (pardon the pun) in the list of everyone's worst nightmare MM!

There was a guy at my college who had sneaked a girl into his room. Warden knocked on his door and he spent a few minutes convincing warden that there was no need to come in and no girl in his room. He then wondered why his mates (who had come out of their rooms to see what fuss was about) were laughing at him. He had blood all round his mouth.
eeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 19:04

Mathsmummy - what a great DH

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BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 19:16

I will not be having ketchup with my dinner tonight....

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 19:20

lol BB
how are you?

BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 19:21

Ok - no major progression, still having the waves of pain every 5 minutes or so and the back pain has now spread to the top of my back which is more painful! Have mw appointment at 8.30 tomorrow morning so am hopeful she will give me an internal and find out just how far I have progressed in the past 24 hours!!

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 19:23

well at least you're still actively getting pains and they've not died away (although it must be tiring for you)
are you coping ok with pains?

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 19:25

you might want to check MW for goose fat/semen before letting her examine you

SpringySunshine · 31/03/2009 19:27

purple, I'd be annoyed too. I suppose it's made worse by the fact that it's to do with your sister & there appear to be problems there? But whether or not it's reasonable (I actually think that it is, but I can see how it'd be argued otherwise), I understand & would feel the same.

Carameli, well done to your DD! I can't wait for moments like that

BB, if Nutty's cramming into your suitcase then so am I!

Bleu, your baby's done what I described mine doing last night He's been doing it for weeks, flipping back & forth, & is still engaged I think it's just breakdancing

mathsmummy, what kind of car? Is it lovely? DH is currently sitting in ours with a bloke, trying to sell it. I doubt it's going to happen, but fingers crossed.

That reverse oral thing wouldn't be such a great idea with piles, would it? Damn

DH hasn't said that I taste different, but I've had to stop him trying to go down there now because there's just too much discharge for it to be at all okay

Trista, that's vile

BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 19:32

yeah, still there, it's not painful in a way that makes me stop in my tracks more just really uncomfortable , kind of close your eyes and wait for it to finish type of thing!!

I am not sure my poor hairdresser can cope with an influx of the fanjo warriors!!

Will also not behaving anything creamy for my tea!!! Thanks springy - where have you been today?

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