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Due April 2009 - Chapter 26: Once We Pop We Can't Stop!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 16:20

May the popcorn continue to pop!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

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purplemonkeydishwasher · 31/03/2009 17:41

we've got the webcam. DS loves talking to his gramma and papa on the computer. and MSN have that Time for a Story thing that is fab!
definitely get one bleu. totally worth it.

bronze · 31/03/2009 17:45

ooh must reset webcam. Its easiest with skype

Bleuravin · 31/03/2009 17:49

skype aye? must look into it more

bronze · 31/03/2009 17:51

Ive just plugged mine in. Haven't used it for months. It has a follow me feature and dd is fascinated by it moving

Bleuravin · 31/03/2009 17:51
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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 17:56

Mathsmummy ROFL hahahaa pissflaps & goose semen outrage

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 17:58

Bleu - not nessecerily s/he may have just spun on their head??

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tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:14

Hey guys
congratulations mumble - bloody hell this is so exciting!
BB - how are you? any progress? take it easy anyway, let DH spoil you x

BoffinMum · 31/03/2009 18:15

Oh Puzzle, you should know better by now.

Juwesm · 31/03/2009 18:16

Can I ask you worldly ladies what exactly you think 'reverse oral' might involve? - context being one of a list of services offered by ladies at a 'disorderly house'.

Should point out that this is not a list which has been dropped through our door, in manner of local takeaway menu , but to do with a case DH has at work.

Should also point out that the exact nature of 'reverse oral' is not relevant to the case, just interested on a purely intellectual level.

BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 18:16

Bleu, mine switches sides all the time and it still engaged! - nothing to worry about! Just had a bath and now lots and lots of pressure on my fanjo area - all good signs but I would like it all to calm down as I do not want this baby tomorrow - Thursday would be perfect!!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:18

Juw???? maybe and actual blow job rather than a blow job actually being a suck job iykwim?? or a proper blow job then ummm putting the stuff elsewhere rather than swallowing? possibilities are endless

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BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 18:18

juw, I cannot believe I just googled this

here

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:18

juw I have no idea but am equaly intrigued

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:20

right, I see
Not as crazy as I thought it would be!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:20

oh its just a 69 thing then!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:21

oh well....

well done BB

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tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:22

ooh 69!
mine's more like a 68 just now (added bump)

Juwesm · 31/03/2009 18:22

Ah. Bit disappointing really. I was thinking more along the lines of Smutty's suggestions, but couldn't see why anyone would pay for that.

TBH, didn't imagine many blokes went to disorderly houses in order to give rather than to receive!

BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 18:22

Some people apparently also call a 69 with the man on top a reverse oral. RIght I am going to delete my internet history now!!

tristaleejac · 31/03/2009 18:22

quite like that that was post No.69 too

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:25

69 is a 69 whichever really man or woman on top i would say

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:25

Trista

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BabyBolat · 31/03/2009 18:26

well that was what I thought - think the link was the most accurate!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 18:27

Very well linked BB!!!

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