Due April 2009: Episode 16 - BB's magical cervix dust prevents birthing. But Barbarellys Babies are here !

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

here, that was close

Kaz - Barbarelly is BFing, shes got a system ste up. might be worth asking her how she gets on.

am going to use disposables and at this rate am going to FF just cos i dont know how much more my body can take/do, we shall see though.

Frekkles - yay for hulahooping

This is very much like Instant Messenger, where by the time you have typed your response, you are already behind with the conversation.

kaz the terry nappies are very cheap initially, although they require practice at first to get the hang of folding, they are very quick drying, can be tumbled. Not a terry saleswoman or anything, just showing that it's not a huge hassle.

No apologies necessary!!!

Yep - boys and their toys!! My DH has downloaded all sorts of preggie-related apps onto his iPhone, so he can tell me exactky how big the baby is each week, how popular various name choices are, what the cheapest price is for baby gear online... bless him...

Back to literature for a moment - has anybody read Wetlands yet (I was lurking around a thread on grotty habits, as you do, and made me think of it)? This seems like a well-read group. I'm not sure I can stomach it, so if someone else could read and feedback, that would be great!

i personally like the phrase Assumptin is the mother of all F*ck ups lol

bless your dp he sounds lovely

Preggy iPhone apps - don't think DH has thought of that. May have to suggest it, so I can keep hold of laptop longer!

Is it wrong that I keep posting here instead of reading lovely hand-written letter from best friend in America?

yes, go read letter then come back for more nonsense

what does FF mean??

Yep am looking at the bambino mio, they look easy to use and quite sweet...

stay here more fun and you can instantly respond instead of pickin gup a pen

they are really easy to use kaz, unless you're my ex

formula feed FF

ahhh hand written letters so lovely in the age of twitter and facebook . I order you go read now!

what is wetlands. is it as bad as it sounds??

Is true, have been writing letter to her since January and have managed about two pages. Have typed more than that on here in last 24 hours.

Have read 2 pages. Back for more now.

Where is all the smut today?

I could get very dirty in response to your question kaz.........wetlands ha ha

thanks smutty. Yes must see how barberelly gets on.

need to lie down for a bit i think, getting back spasms and baby boy is stuck in my ribs again!

have managed to lie down and keep laptop on sofa so no need to run away...

Wetlands, I believe, is all about some filthy grotty woman and her filthy grotty habits, but is possibly meant to be a feminist treatise on why women have to confirm to modern male requirements for women to be clean, and plucked free of stray hairs and the like.

Extract from letter (wise lady):

"How is it that cats always smell so good, and dogs always smell so bad?"

hooray for laptops! I'm vegging on sofa with dad's laptop it's great not having to sit at PC

Could someone fill me in on BBs magic cervix dust? I missed that on the old thread.

i'm not quick witted for smut today, springy will be abble to think some up though or boff ar kitty.

oooh all hairy armpits and stuff,,,, I am in very good mood with hubby after he shaved my legs for me last night so no hairiness for me..

I love my laptop but it does keep dying lately ( overuse i think)