Hi all,
Contractions getting a bit more "fun" and we're going to start timing them in a bit. In the meantime we are having a pizza and I'm going to ask DH if he wants to kick my arse at actual Scrabble.
I'm going to hosp at 8 by arrangement at 8 but JUST for the swab - I am NOT labouring there. I want to go in to give birth and nothing else. I am shit-scared of hospitals and my worst nightmare is being given a spinal so that I am flat on my back and immobile while doctors do things to me - I had loads of ops after a car accident when I was 8 and had to lie flat for 6 weeks so it kind of brings back bad memories, which I am currently trying to blank out.
Mentally I am trying to get to a beach in Costa Rica in 2006, watching the hermit crabs and the waves with DH without a care in the world.
Breathe. DH is under strict instructions to make like Jackie Chan if they try and strap me to a gurney and use mind-altering drugs. Unless there are flashy lights and a named DJ.