DW, I don't care what she told you, she's not a midwife and you should call the police!
I am fine, just a bit bored and twingy. I After the last week I am a bit jaded about the whole contraction thing so I am going to go and do some housework in a while. My mate and her son have now left and I am just waiting for DH to get home in the next hour or so.
Lacks, sorry to hear about Fin's thrush, poor little tiger.
LadyBuzz, if I am going to lose any more brain cells I should probably say it was lovely knowing you all and please forward all correspondence through my DH, who will also be in charge of feeding me and taking me out for walks.
Okay, this contraction hurt a bit more. Huh. Well I never. Still, clothes to fold, dum de dum...
PS Obs, you reckon I ought to proposition DH as he comes through the door, just for a laugh? I hear that shagging after your waters have broken is a nono, but the look on his face would be priceless.