Due April 2008 -The one where SCORPIO GETS MARRIED!!(and we get virtually drunk)

[VictorianSqualor]

could you not get him to book a meal out for Friday or Sunday? then you get both nigts out!

we have no babysitters, he is pretending (or so i think) that my friend is babysitting, but i think she is going to get here and then take me out (she normally picks me up when we go out), and that the meal is a lie disguise!

sounds sweet for trying to help organise with your friends, is he having a stag do?

he is going out for a drink the night before with friends and family, he doesn't want a proper one becuase he hates practical jokes etc.

i know he is sweet and so is my friend but i just am so tired and busy and would adore to have a meal out with dp. I'm sure it will be fun

Why don't you organise a surprise night out for him and you. Can you get one of the family/ friends to baby sit for Sunday or Monday?

no, nobody ever really babysits. we have one girl who does but we havent money to be paying her as well iyswim? i'm sure it will be fine and i know i should be grateful that at least on saturday someone wants to take me out! guess im just tired.

Tell them that you've already had a hen do here.

[Pulls party popper]

Well, how about a Chinese take way at home on Sunday, with candles, music etc - something different from normal.

What are we drinking next? Pate, anyone?

I want Leffe, lots of it.
kthnx

Mmm, good plan, VS, me too.

Can have some camembert cheese please?

Double whammy for me seeinga s I am allergic to it even when not PG and I adore the stuff (how typical is that? LOL)

And abig glass of drink- what do I fancy? Hmmmmmmmmm

A martini to start I think

parma ham and a budweiser for me thankyou!

Oh and here you go

Stylish LOL!

my, i do look fab!

(FYI - Scorpio is not having a veil on the day)

who has the 'L' plates

Scorpio you look great. By the way, the fact you want parma ham makes me suspect we shouldn't be eating it - is that right? If so, whoops...

yep, shouldn't eat parma ham, tis raw meat!

[Ellie sits in little cloud of fag smoke, but keeps it away from scorpio's flammable veil]

L plates and straw in shape of willy here for scorpio's bud

But its cured - is that not OK? Does that also mean no salami, smoked salmon etc?

Oh dear

pmsl straw in shape of willy!

where is my willy shaped chocolate?!?

[whispers] I've eaten all of those things, just not lots or often. And probably will carry on too.
Hope my baby doesn't come out funny.

we are allowed smoked salmon i think. just think i read somewhere no parma ham.

ham

[Hands out pink t-shirts with 'You've been henned' written on]

now it's passed 12 can we move onto the slammers...... anyone for a taquila