Due in June - TA your baby WILL be here soon!

[bumperlicious]

Just in case we get locked out without realising!

PMSL @ spritzer!!!
oooohhh too funny - have you two had some kind of gender reversal?!

yes, he had bouffant hair! And big round glasses! He was a candidate for 'should've gone to specsavers' ads

Night Holly - hope the foots ok!!

JBM - wooden flowers in vases? What are they thinking?!
Don't you just look at them and think 'but....why?'

Hi doggus - he's an accountant by day which means he's too tight to pay anyone to do stuff like that!

Mine is a cross between Kiefer Sutherland and Russell Crowe (I might be being a bit generous, love is blind and all that!)

He used to be a builder which is pretty funny if you know him, you can't imagine it, rarely swears (unlike me!) though he is very practical at DIY etc.

I know ... I too had my suspicions!!
He also wears speedos on holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I cant wean him off!!

Yes my DH doesn't swear, I don't know how he copes with me, I fart, burp and have a mouth like a trucker.

JBM. Speedos. I have one word for you - divorce.

LOL!!!! Im not married!! There's no hope!

He looks like Dominic Littlewood - but i suspect he's abit taller.

Ooh, that's another one. In 6 years I have only ever heard DH fart once! And that was about 6 months ago! I don't know if he just doesn't or goes out of the room.

I'm terrible! I sometime wake myself up with farting in bed

Bumper - now he sounds very good looking. Even if you're biased.

Justbeme - you are going to give a wet seat - the speedos have tipped me over the top after the wooden flowers. My dh had a pair of red ones which were binned - he used to call them his nuthuggers.

Well I must go to be, v tired, not sleeping well these days.

Our DP's might all be a bit gay/weird but we love 'em hey.

Pains are all irregular and all over the place so please don't get mad if I have another baby free night

Sleep well all, mumof4, hopefully will catch up with you tomorrow!

I admit too to swearing/burping/farting etc etc more than DP - mind you the latter 2 are made worse by being pregnant - thats my excuse and im sticking to it!!

Justbeme - I quite like that Dominic Littlewood (your dp is slowly redeeming himself here in my eyes).

Night TA - you take care!!

TA - good luck, if it doesn't happen tonight, hope your pains let you sleep.

I am off too - going to watch that Max Beesley shagging thing on Sky Plus.

My God - it has taken me ages to catch up - you girls have been chatty today - and I've only caught up on this post!!

PMSL re the camp hubbies. Mine reads decorating mags - they're in a pile under his side of the bed . Should I worry, or should I just paste pictures of myself in there?

TA - have been sending you cervix thinning and dilating vibes all day - hope it has helped

JBM - what is the score with the banana hammocks? And he still wears them in public

Night all you lovely ladies!
Hope to speak to you all tomorrow xx

Night TA, hope you manage to catch some zzzz's.

I best be of too. Should actually make conversation with my metrosexual husband! One thing I have no doubts about is that he is going to be a brilliant dad! None of this "babysitting" malarky you get from some blokes. All hands to deck here!

Sleep well all xxxx

Hows the wet seat Doggus??

Im on my own at the moment and earlier I swallowed wrongly and had a choking fit - you know when you need some 1 to slap your back ?? I ended up streaming a slime trail over the floor whilst i went to the downstairs loo to finish!!! ewwww - thank god for laminate!!

Sorry to love you and leave you annobal!

Night Bumper & TA. I'm not staying long - just popping in to see how everyone is (esp you TA). Had 4 hours sleep last night and have been nesting all day (I've cleaned the shoe cupboard fgs!) hence v tired.

How are you annobal? Good day?

Hi JBM - okay - all in a bit of a bad mood and put the s's(definitely not darlings today) to bed early. Then decided it would be a GOOD idea to do all the ironing (we have someone who irons for us fgs!).

How's your father's day been?

I've only been gone a short while and I've missed so much... PMSL @ at the gay DHs.

Lets see, on our first date I drank mine under the table guiness pint for pint (and an extra one) and still could walk. He used to have dreadfully pouffy Steven Segal 80s hair (but he had it cut by a hairdressing student-waitress he knew and she slipped with the clippers so he has had a "Mitchell" for about 9 years), though he does look a bit like Steven Segal if he was better looking IFKWIM. There's not much gay about him, though he can be a bit camp. I am convinced his brother is gay and in denial though cos he cannot commit to a woman for any length of time at all. I swear more, drink more and understand the offside rule. (Actually, that's his gay bit. Doesn't understand football and can cook. Unlike me on both counts.)

Hope your foot is better soon holly - I have broken two glasses today. It's pants this PG clumsiness!

Enjoy your family reunion foxy!

Good night to those who have gone, I may lurk for a while as DH not home yet.

I mean if S S was better looking than he is, not if DH was better looking - he'll do. If he was that good lookingI'd have to make more effort myself!