Due in June yet most of us are still here! <<taps fingers impatiently>>

[bumperlicious]

That sneaked up on us out of nowhere! Thought i'd better start a new one!

I know, and I wouldn't mind, but half of the people from work who are texting are just being nosy shits, who wouodn't give me the time of day usually

Ooo DG how exciting, hope this is really it for you!

it's funny how you get ignored for weeks, then bombarded with - any news?? texts/phonecalls then (after baby arrives) "oh you look exhausted" comments then..... nothing. everyone just buggers off back to their own lives and you are left being ignored once again!!!!

LOL Holly - how many times did you wake up an hour or 2 later and the baby still on nipple?

could I use an implement to perform a self-sweep, like say, a home-made speculum?

How exciting DG. Are you having a home birth?

Yep annobal, been there done that and got the t-shirt! Often forgot to put my norks away as well and woken up soaking and exposed!

or a brush???

Difference is though Holly, I can just get DH to make bottles every few hours thus avoiding any effort whatsoever

pah I will give BF a good go because I am lazy and tightfisted but I am not going to beat myself up if I can't (or find it too painful!)

hi Holly - we are great. DH currently changing the stinky nappy i am obviously too busy chatting on here to help!

or a dustbuster

Always a good look when you snuggle up to DH, Holly, and your norks are leaking EVERYWHERE!

DG!!!
How exciting! Please jump the queue, I'm not precious, ooh I hope this is it! DO keep us posted!!

thats the spirit Pingu just suck the wee bugger out!!!!!

Can't wait to change those ickle teeny nappies derlor! Maybe that novelty will wear off after about 2 hours!

Oooh that's soooo exciting. Doesn't the pool slow things down though?

Good luck DG!

oooohhh DG, please send some og your lovely labour vibes to me and TA!

oh oh bet i get into trouble for my last comment!!!!

Besides, you can't get in the pool cos then you can't let us know what is going on

No Derlor it's all good, I was contemplating the Bissell then I can wash it on the way out too.

not at all derlor, I was just off checking if my dustbuster had an extension cable, hehhe!!!

Am thoroughly cheered up