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Due in June - bounce on your ball till your bum goes numb or it gets so sweaty that you just fall off.

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derlor · 07/05/2007 21:46

oops hope i've fixed it????

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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:01
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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:01

ooh, here's the HB. Must be bedtime.

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Daisybump · 07/05/2007 22:01

Like the name change though Foxy......it has a certain ring to it!!

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Daisybump · 07/05/2007 22:03

Mine has stayed away today...I recommend werthers original butterscotch.

Right, off to put fresh bedding on the bed, then fall into it.....my bum is definately numb

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nappyaddict · 07/05/2007 22:05

maybe you if you just don't put the word shit in. they can't moan at you then surely. go on do it, do it for me. i was a due in juner last year. well actually july until i found out i had to be induced.

if it was me i'd do it just to piss them off.

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derlor · 07/05/2007 22:05

oh interesting Daisy - i like them...
is everyone going off the bed now???

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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:07

Nappyaddict, are you trying to be a bad influence on us?! its not like we need the encouragement!

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derlor · 07/05/2007 22:08

nappyaddict - we all got so peed off with the thread that was started against us last week (it became very vicious actually) that we just went for an easy life this time - sure someone will still complain though - maybe someone is chairperson of the society of cruelty to gym balls!!!!!!

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bumperlicious · 07/05/2007 22:09

Don't worry nappyaddict, we are starting new threads evry few days at the moment. We'll do one just for you next time when we are feeling braver! Are you starting to have flashbacks to last year yet!

Right, I'm off to bed. Going to get DH to give me a back massage in the hope that I can actually sleep without being in pain in either my back my hip or my pelvis. Moan moan moan!

Only 4 more days to pretend to look busy at work!

Night all x

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hollyandalice · 07/05/2007 22:09

We didn't want any arguements like we had last time nappyaddict! Some of the posters were really nasty and very spitful to us! Dull witches!

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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:09

nah, I'm still buzzing from my cream egg!

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derlor · 07/05/2007 22:10

WTF am i talking about???????
"is everyone going off the bed now???"
meant to say - is everyone off to bed now?

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hollyandalice · 07/05/2007 22:10

Night to all that are going to bed! xx

I may go in a bit, my BB keeps crashing and I may have to leave the pc before I put my foot through it!

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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:11

didn't even notice your madness derlor!

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derlor · 07/05/2007 22:12

oh dear Foxy that means you are just as bad as me
maybe it was the cream egg???

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hollyandalice · 07/05/2007 22:13

Who poos 4 times in one day? Oh yes, that'll be me! My farking baby (yes I do love him) keeps doing something to my intestinal region and it is making me poo!! Sorry if tmi there, but it's pissing me off!

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Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 07/05/2007 22:13

I'm off
Gonna get DH to rub me up all over with the lovely belly rub I got from my lovely secret showeree!!!
Hoping he will be a bit more romantic about it this time? Last time it was like he was waxing the car or something?!
Night all
Thinkin I might be chattin away with you all tomorrow - thinkin I might take the day off work - feelin I need a break and a rest etc.
Till then.......night all!

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riabutterflew · 07/05/2007 22:13

I haven't got a ball to bounce on (no suggestions re DH - he's not here). AM going to get the space hopper out tomorrow

Told you I'd find you!

Have got to "H" in the book. Like Caleb. Gabriel is nice but it's religious and DH is not. Am bored of book now. Will just have to hope it's a girl cos I think we've got that sorted...

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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:14

I know, its like Michael Flatley's feet of fire dancing on your bowel.

worse still is feeling like you have to poo all the time

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derlor · 07/05/2007 22:15

oh Michael from prison break (channel 5) now thats a man i could dream about.....yumalumptious

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Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 07/05/2007 22:15

Oh....
Talking of pooh's Holly....
I too am going a lot at the mo - but mine would be more at home in a rabbit hutch than a toilet

On that note... goodnight!

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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:16

Have fun with your DH rubbing you up all over. Sounds positively saucy! Hope he doesn't wax his car like he was massaging you!

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derlor · 07/05/2007 22:17

what about just Gabe then Ria?
not so religious and still lovely??

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foxybrown · 07/05/2007 22:17

just flicked over, the one with the gun?

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hollyandalice · 07/05/2007 22:17

Oh I hate baby naming books ria! Soooo tedious! Every one of my suggestions gets poopooed by dp and I end up getting cross! We have our name now and we're sticking to it, therefore I am not reading the book again coz I'll start getting ideas!

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