Due in June.....fill the rest in yourselves if we offend you so much

[hollyandalice]

Happy now???

OMG! How the hell have I missed all this? Have only just come on and thought "how come we've got a new title?...." Well, have got the general gist and will catch up later. Well done all that were here fighting for all the rest of us that were off somewhere else.

Seen Holly about so am hoping all is well on poo front - will read up this evening!

Have been to see consultant and off doing pram research! End result of which in a nutshell = consultant seems happy with progress scan in 2 weeks and if all ok can have LO at HOME!!!!! and pram conclusion = Silver Cross 3D Pram system, piastchio - of course!! Just got to find right price now.

Back later girlies xx

Yes sg, the hairclip came out this morning!

so Holly, what have you done with the hairclip now? Run it under the hot tap???

WOW!!! That's brilliant about your consultants appt! I bet you are really pleased! Hope you get to have your home birth!

Hmmm...well I did just throw it away in the nappy, but maybe I should have kept it and framed it for future reference!

Holly, thats great news, you and Alice must be so relieved (in both senses of the word!)

Has he had the MMR.....I know that doesn't mean you won't get it, but its not supposed to be as bad if you've had the vaccine is it?

Seansgirl - that's fantastic news - am absolutely thrilled for you! Lets hope the next scan is good

I was wondering where you were with todays events! I do feel slightly bullied into it, but one poster said it made her sad, and that did it for me. I don't give a rats arse about those who find it offensive (because they have no idea of what truely is offensive presumably) but I do care if someone is genuinely sad.

anyway, i got my pistachio accessory pack from Kiddicare. very delighted. my buggy was from John Lewis and was cheaper thanks to Hollys HotDeals website.

good news on the scan SG.....wish I could have a home birth...but they won't entertain it cos of my c-section last time. I'm going to watch Panorama tomorrow night...see what hospitals are involved!!

yup i asked about blood tests too, told not needed at this stage!!! (not that i WANT my son stabbed with a needle but would have allowed it if necessary) - also no crazy tounge blotches which i thought you got - yes he has had his MMR so any of these illnesses would not be as severe if it had not been given. (stupid Doc!!)

Hello ladies - just popping in from the May thread to say HELLO and what is all the fuss about for gods sake!!

I've searched and searched for your offensive thread but the only ones I've found are hilarious. I'm due May 27th and convinced I'll be cooking this one into mid June so might have to join you at the last min

Until then - will keep lurking and laughing and will try to keep up with the chat...maybe

sorry SG - i'm baing very self involved - great news on your scan
Holly - twunt indeed for you (((hugs)))

DS awake - i'm off x

Hi cinnamontam! Funny how no-one from AN threads finds our thread titles offensive !! Hope you don't cook until june, not that we don't want you here, but being overdue is hellish!

((hugs)) derlor to you and your ds xx

I'm gonna go farking mad in a minute. I can see from the tracker on his phone that he is still sat at his mate's house. It's 7 ffs, he's not going to be home til 11. If he is expecting me to wait up with a hot meal he can fuck off! I would have thought he'd want to see dd before she goes to bed, but obv not !

Cheers cinnamontam....looks like we need all the support we can get right now!!

I was so embroiled in todays nonsense, I forgot to eat lunch. I am far too involved in this and need to take a sabbatical.

HOLLY! DOes he know you're tracking him?? thats hilarious! ha ha ha

I need a new fucking boiler. fuckingcocksuckinggobshites.

that and a new car cos ours is too small for everyone to fit in.

arsewankfuckbollockstwunt.

Hi,
Just caught up with today's events - what a load of nonsense. Some people really have nothing better to do. The ghost of Mary Whitehouse is lurking somewhere for sure..
Don't you dare have a laugh about ANYTHING!! It all left me feeling furious - especially the comments that if we feel like that now what kind of mothers will we be (or words to that effect..)Good on those of you who stood our corner very well.

Anyways...Good news on the appearance of the clip, Holly!!
Derlor - hope your ds isn't suffering too much, poor thing.
Seansgirl - lucky you with your scan / homebirth!!
DKMA - Are you scared now? I was petrified after my first ante natal class and had a nightmare that I was delivering someone elses baby. I could see it crowning. Eeeeww!

Yeah he knows, but he can't switch on his sat nav without me being able to track him! It's a great tool! I can literally follow him on every road he drives down on a map on screen! It's hilarious! If I were a bunny boiler it would be my downfall!

Arse for you and your boiler!! Also your car!! How wank!

you can track him on his phone....how fucking MI5 is that

You're not a SAHM at all are you? Maybe you can direct some sabotage at our critics

MY DS has just composed his first song....I've got a card on the desk which is a photo of some men on a beam building a new york skyscraper (what..I'm an engineer..) and he's made a song up about being on a building and higher than the city towers...he's now doing the chorus along the lines of "have you ever seen me fall"......genius or disturbed...not sure, but I'm feeling proud as punch

Wow daisy, our dcs are being super clever today!

I am in fact an MI5 agent! You aint seen me, right!

Don't leave us foxy.....we would miss you too much

You could always just change your name and call people wankers of it makes you feel better

No problem Derlor! I haven't asked about you DS yet, but have not read whole thread so not fully up to speed! > its horrible when they are ill.

Gotta go and cook for DH and will be back later to catch up!

and I need a microwave too.

Where's DKMA - I want to hear about her AN group! Did they talk sex toys and swear alot??

aww thanks Daisy btw!