Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

[Daisybump]

I thought this was the funniest

well then i'd have to call mine my whywhathowterus???? for no.3
oh shit what can we call Foxy's!?!?!
whywhathowthefucknevertobethesameagainterus? maybe??
just as well Foxy can't actually kick me from here

Thanks girls, won't know what my cervix is up to for a week or so yet, had a few irregular BHs but that's it. Do seem to be more if I get up and do stuff though.

When were you on bedrest Derlor and how long for?

I could design a website, but that is actually my job so bit too much like work. I do also have a bit of work I should been doing. Perhaps I should redesign my own website as it's been there since 2002 .

By all means send me stuff to look for, MIL is paying for the internet connection anyway

Morning again everyone! I've been snoozing on the sofa for a while whilst dd has been watching cbeebies! Feel a bit bad about not paying her any attention for so long, but I don't think she minds!

One of my bags has just sold for £52, great profit, but not as much as they were going for last night. Bloody ebay removing my listing! I'll see what the ones this evening go for.

Hope you are ok daisy, sounds like it's all getting a bit better, uterus wise! Hope the HV visit goes well.

for you sputnik! Maybe you could take up cross stitch or knitting. I did loads of cross stitch when bfing dd! It helped to pass the time! Sorry, do I sound like an old lady?

Or whatthefuckgotintometerus?
Actually, know the answer to that....

Cross stitch doesn't appeal and it'll soon be too hot here to even think about knitting.
Plus I'm supposed to be actually lying down.
My muscles are starting to go, if I make it to 34 weeks I am getting up, I do not want to arrive at labour a lump of

oops, jelly.
Sorry for grumpy post.

I've been doing lots of knitting Holly...but then again, I am an old lady....well too old for this lark anyway...

i was on bedrest when i was 5 weeks pg with DD following surgery for a ruptured appendix - didn't know i was pg till after emergency op - THEN everyone went a bit white and i was made to lie about for 2 weeks till they determined that DD had made it - knowing her now, she is so determined it would have taken much more than an anaesthetic to wipe her out!!!!

how many weeks are you now Sputnik?

Holly but too for you're bag considering they were ALL going for well over £100 last night. £52 still good but NOT great huh - i'm just waiting for them all to be taken off by some legal conspiracy - watch this space me thinks????

oops your bag NOT you're bag - GRAMMER!!!!!

i'm having loads of BH this morning - think i'll take myself and DD off for a bath - she clearly bored with Justin from Tikkabilla anyway

Oh derlor that sounds awful! Ruptured appendix and being pg? Nasty. Have you relisted your bag yet? I'm moaning about making £50 on my bag, but just realised that will pay for my birthing pool! There is a new one going on ebay tonight and atm it is only at £10 and it is nearby so I can collect it. I'm quite excited about getting it! I know that as soon as I get it home I shall be pumping it up and testing it out!!

Right, I'm going to pay my daughter some attention now! I think painting some pics sounds like a good idea as dp has gone to work with the pushchair in his car so we can't go out!!

Ebay have sorted out my bag with some shite excuse about listing taking "several hours" to show up at busy times - lies ALL lies!!!! anyway it selling for £21 at the mo with 11 hours to go - i'll be glad to get rid of the stupid bloody bag!!!!!!! - i'd like to buy some glamerous feeding bras so will put profit towards that - Sputnik FIND ME SOME GLAM BRAS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
i'm off for a bath - later chicks x

216 messages since last night!!! some of us went to work you know - God I'll be back in half an hour after Ive read everything!!

Hey Sputnik - you can do my work for me ;)

Holly get outside and do some feet and finger painting!!!! - pretend you work on Tikkabilla - really am off this time....

I'll try my best Derlor.

Daisy I'm 31 weeks, 4 days and counting

Can't even be arsed to do my own BadZ

I love the cbeebies website! Am just printing off some blank pics of Teletubbies for my dd to paint! Also need to find a big bit of card so I can make her birthday card to send in! She'll be so chuffed, she loves the happy birthday bit!

But it will be so much fun! Today I am mostly architecting a system to relieve people of their money by betting on sports online. Ironically I've only ever placed one bet in my life...but guess I don't need to know how it feels to lose my life savings to work out how to make these systems usable for the poor mugs.

Conscience, moi?

Another really good site for kids is www.poissonrouge.com/ - hours of entertainment.

Think of it as stupidity tax BadZ

That does make me feel less guilty. That and the knowledge that working for this lot will fund maternity leave and a couple of nice pro bono projects for charity while I'm off.