Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

[Daisybump]

I thought this was the funniest

Perhaps gamblers anonymous need some stuff doing

God you lot make me ROFL. Cant believe how much time we spend on Mumsnet!! Ive told my DP that it will be a good pastime for when Im BF.
Should be able to type one handed!
Well I suppose I ought to go and get dressed and take the poor old dog out.
Catch u laters..............

Come to think of it most of my clients are charity cases, or think they are.

[yawn] morning all.

how are your cervixes (sp?)/uteruses (or is that uterii) all holding together I trust?

feeling fragile today. feeling a bit 'odd'. Anyone else?

Holly, I've got new gum shields for DP which make a difference to his snoring. We've also agreed that he's the one who has to get up and go in the night. Which usually suits him as DD is still getting up and into our bed during the night. Seems she's coming out of it though as she's only doing it every third night now instead of every night!

Just got back from homebase, spent loads of money which pisses me off.

Grumpy fucking cow, me.

sorry you are bored sputnik. I am very bored but not on bed rest so shouldn't be complaining.

Am sorry I missed your ranting holly - I could have joined in. Why is DH a complete arse some of the time? (it is not my fault I woke him up at 6am screaming in agony with cramp, is it?)

Have just got some baby stuff out to wash - as usual, serving me right for being smug, I don't have as much as I thought. At least I have sheets and blankets and stuff, but will have to get more vests and babygros. I quite like those stripey short-legged things they have in Matalan. Just need to go to town and can't be arsed... Am off for my long-awaited bath.

I heart Matalan.

PLEASE find us some glamorous nursing bra's Sputnik.

Ria, you sound as unmotivated as me.

Feel like shouting ARSE very loudly when walking down the street.

This glam enough for you Derlor?

Nice....

Well, we have done some lovely colouring and made a big mess and had fun! Now I think it's time for a nap! I'm shattered! How I'm going to go out tomorrow night I don't know!

My house is a mess coz I haven't slept properly for so long and I don't really care! Motivation is not my strong point either ria and foxy. Spose if I have a nap now I can get some chores done after lunch whilst dd plays in the garden. Maybe I'll write a to do list.

xx

time to do the lunch time pick up.

ARSE

did you mean you hate it or heart as in you love it foxy? I HATE going in and queuing for longer than it takes to - can't think of anything funny. They don't often have anything I want either, but the kids and mens stuff is ok (it's quite a big thing for us to have new shops here. Shopping is crap here. We are getting a Peacocks soon...)

Know what you mean about wanting to shout rude words in the street, or just generally. I think I need a good cry to clear my tubes.

Must go for that bath before it's cold.

Good mummying Holly!

Personally am planning to sit mine infront of telly for rest of day. Am shamed.

A list is always the best place to start...

Heart, I do love it.

Peacocks is meant to be great. V trendy. The new primark I understand!

Well, I'm sure my plans won't turn out as I intended so she prob will sit in front of the tv all afternoon! At least it's educational!

Right, I'm off! Cup of tea then bed! x

Sputnik that's very pretty...is that really for feeding in? Might be tempted, although you just know the g cup won't be as cute ;(

I think our nearest Primark is 40 miles away.

When I take DS2 to pgroup in 45 mins I am gong to the shop for COKE and a FRYS CHOCOLATE CREAM. Bollocks to the housework - it's not going anywhere is it? DH won't pop in from work and think "I'll by helpful and tidy this mess up".

ARSE ARSE ARSE

just popped in for a second... thanks sputnik i LIKE that one A LOT - now your challange is to find it in a flappy BFding design and in white too!!!!!...... i don't ask for much do I - oh i should have been a princess
morning grumpy Foxy - you have every right too grump you're 7 months pg FFS!!!!! and just swear at anyone who tells you to stop grumping grumpyfuckingrump i say - oh i feel better now. swearing is SO theraputic.

oh forgot to say we have primark and peacocks less than 10 miles away - peacocks is OK not all it's cracked up to be - (bit trashy (says the princess))

Super glam but US based

some qiute nice stuff here

pretty

not strictly speaking a nursing bra but why not?

more lacy pretty stuff

Bet these models PTSL

Afternoon lovely ladies!!
Going to attempt to catch up now but first:

Love the new thread name! definitely the most original titles on our threads.

THANKS so much for my lovely shower gift, it was great to open and contained some really lovely things. There's a separate thread to say what we got i believe...
I've finally bought mine and will be posting it this evening so don't wirry if you've not got yours yet- I'm on it!
xxxxx

Oh, assumed that one was flappy but maybe not, it doesn't say.

Hi there My2cents.
Nice to hear you got your stuff, spill the beans on the shower thread!

Very elegant and nearly white

How am I doing for a geek with small norks (albeit oodles of style) who ditched her maternity bras after a week?