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Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

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Daisybump · 25/04/2007 18:30

I thought this was the funniest

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riabutterflew · 25/04/2007 22:05

Just curious - is the picture the only reason ebay have removed your bags? That seems a bit tight as surely they all look the same anyway. I suppose that means there will be some disappointed bidders that missed out because they were removed so they will still be wanting one?

Do you not find rabbit shit rolls away when you try to clean it up (or is that just the bloody Monty-Pythonesque bloody thing that I got for DS1 thinking it would teach him responsibility. Did it bollocks.)

derlor · 25/04/2007 22:06

just checked the current title threads..
2 with shit in them (1 is ours)
1 with bloody in it
1 that actually says..........(whispers) PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG where do i go to complain? - i am shocked to the core - what is the world coming to?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

foxybrown · 25/04/2007 22:06

I, too, am a fucking grumpy arse today.

Just had chinese with a friend who came round. With wine. Very nice too.

Am still feeling like a mardy bitch tho.

Might go and start a fight on a bf or weaning thread.

feel better just thinking about it!

hollyandalice · 25/04/2007 22:06

Ebay are twunts, 'tis true! Do you want to use the pic I took? One of my relisted bags is 110119797470. Just thought if you relist it it will save you having to muck about taking pics.

I'm off to bed now, seriously knackered from my early morning shopping! Night xx

TALLULAHBELLE · 25/04/2007 22:07

Go on Foxy - Dare you!

foxybrown · 25/04/2007 22:08

I think it might work in your favour, as you now have loads of disappointed buyers who will go in with bigger bids so as not to be disappointed again.

I hope anyway.

derlor · 25/04/2007 22:08

yes Ria picture was copyright aparantly - whatever!!!!
My bloody bag was last selling for £83 still with 3 hours to go, feckin nora i'm

derlor · 25/04/2007 22:11

Thanks Holly DH took new pics so we could relist but still not working - notice there is a thread of disappointed folk who never got one........ might offer mine for £100!!!!!!! i'll change my name 1st though obviously

foxybrown · 25/04/2007 22:13

Good idea Derlor! Can't you just put it on ebay for a 'buy it now' and see how big the biggest suckers are?

Have we stopped swearing now, btw?

derlor · 25/04/2007 22:15

that's what i've been trying to do for over an hour now Foxy but for some reason ebay has not listed it - taken my money though FUCKERS

foxybrown · 25/04/2007 22:18

Bugger!

Bottled it, despite Tullalahbelle's dare!

Found a thread on extended breastfeeding, but couldn't contribute.

It just made me feel icky.

foxybrown · 25/04/2007 22:18

(p.s. sorry for spelling your name wrong T)

foxybrown · 25/04/2007 22:22

has anyone sold one yet?

foxybrown · 25/04/2007 22:30

you've all gone?

sob! am off to bed...

nite xx

TALLULAHBELLE · 25/04/2007 22:32

Know I'm asking for trouble BUT - saw prog a while back on extreme BF. Did make me v. uncomfortable to see 8 year old sit & eat dinner with her family then retire to the couch to suckle with her mother.

Daisybump · 25/04/2007 22:34

How much wine in a week is too much wine?...been reading stuff about FAS and seriously worrying over the health of this LO...although I touched nary a drop till about 16 weeks as I felt too fecking ill all the time....but have been enjoying a glass of wine of an evening most nights for the last wee while

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TALLULAHBELLE · 25/04/2007 22:40

Think they say 2 units per week but advice is different in other countries. Wouldn't worry - a little of what you fancy, I'd say. And remember - all those grapes add to your 5 a day!

derlor · 25/04/2007 22:44

i'm still here - was just writing a major complaint to ebay - feeling better now - i told those fuckers DON'T MESS WITH THE PREGNANT LADY!!!!!!!!!!
LOL at the wine Daisy i've gone off it totally - got a major thirst on for blackcurrent and apple juice though - looks like wine in the right glass!! think 2-3 glasses a week OK.
half the mums on my caseload are alcoholics or drug addicts and spit out healthy kids all the time!!

riabutterflew · 25/04/2007 22:46

I would have thought at this stage a few glasses over a period of time wouldn't do any harm surely as all the organs and everything are developed aren't they. I think the problems areas are several bottles a night. Don't know for sure, just know that I don't have any wine in the house tnoght and would love a glass.

Have just been snuggling with DS2 who is restless as he has had far too much excitement today. Was going to stay put but can't sleep. Will give DH15 more minutes then I'm offto bed.

Seansgirl · 25/04/2007 22:47

Daisy, I don't know TBH. Depends who you ask, FGS don't go and post a thread though, I got ripped to shreds on the subject before now. Think if you're posh and go to that posh clinic is it portland? its a glass a day or something. NHS is 1-2 units 1-2 a week. So I don't know. I have been having one glass a week - 10 days (probably 2 units worth).

EEEEuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! extreme bfing yuk yuk! Its not right. I couldn't wait to stop at 9 months, it was making me feel a bit uncomfortable then!

Daisybump · 25/04/2007 22:47

Think I'm just being affected by all the anti-drinking when pg stuff that is going about at the moment...seems like you can't open a paper without reading about FAS....that and as my due date gets nearer, lots of worry about whether or not the baby is OK is starting to surface....also worried about Down's as we chose not to have any testing done...

sorry...that's putting a bit of a downer on things after an hysterical evening's chat

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Seansgirl · 25/04/2007 22:50

Going to bed now. Night night. Sleep well. Tomorrow is a new day to sort out all those FUCKERS out there who persist in PISSING US OFF! xxx

riabutterflew · 25/04/2007 22:51

A lot probably depends on how much of a drinker you are when not PG. [little alcoholic giggly face thingy].

I don't read stuff like that, in fact have read very little of anything this time, which is why it's all such a shock to me!!!

Think we should get together and write the alternative guide to PG - no stone left unturned!

Must go to bed (or similar).

Seansgirl · 25/04/2007 22:52

Daisy, try not to worry. I'm sure LO is ok, don't think about it. There are plenty of women that smoke, take drugs and binge drink and still (unfairly) have beautiful babies. It'll be ok

Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 25/04/2007 22:53

Oh how
I started a new thread on this cos I'm stsrting to worry a bit about it now - but no fucker has answered?!

Obviously not controvertial (sp?) enough?