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Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

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Daisybump · 25/04/2007 18:30

I thought this was the funniest

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derlor · 29/04/2007 19:59

clary sage

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:00

clary sage

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:02

fresh pineapple yuk yuk yuk i tried that too - supposed to bring on labour - didn't work for me just yuk!!!

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:03

Oops x post! Two clary sage sites !

Well done sg! Happy shopping!

Pineapple (only fresh) has prostaglandins in it, but you have to eat 7 to produce any effect! I do love it, but couldn't eat 7!

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:04

I tried EVERYTHING to get dd out, but she was having none of it! Stubborn little minx!

Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:04

Ikea twunts! Fucking bastards! aaarrrgghhhh! Whats the point of a shop online option and then you can't buy all of the bits you need to bloody make the thing? fucking fuck fuckers

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:05

your clary sage site is very informative - mine is just cheep product with no info!!!!!

Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:05

Talking on prostagladins are we having that as our new thread title?

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:05

Twunts indeed! What don't they do?

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:07

what about due in june - pass the pineapple, caster oil and raspberry leaf tea!

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:07

....NOT the other oral prostagladin!

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:08

I'm just thinking what the effect of 7 pineapples would do to your innards....beats an enema I suppose

I'm liking the sound of clary sage rubbed into the bump.....but don't know if that's to be used neat or not. What about basil oil...that's very potent and I'd heard that a few drops in a bath in early pregnancy can bring on a miscarriage.....does it have any effect late on?...like helping to bring on labour?

Think I may be doing a bit of homeopathic research between now and 10 June. Defo going in to town to get my RL tablets....although might try the tea as I like herbal teas.

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Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:10

You know how you can pick a storage system - and then you pick and chose the various components to make it exactly how you want it - well you can't order all the various components - most importantly in my case the Cd draws. very will now have to drive to fucking Wednesbury (about 45 mins and just off crap m6)next weekend with DH and get it (thats if its in stock)

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:10

noooooo Daisy stay clear i like some helbal teas but RL tea is bogging. yukyukyukyuk

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:11

Hmm ....something I read said 7 was the optimum number for the other prostaglandin as well....obviously it's the magic number...

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derlor · 29/04/2007 20:11

ohhhhhh just had a thought i LOVE fresh pineapple juice with lemonade - wonder if that will work???

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:12

you can check on-line that your local store has it SG......or call them or something. Save you a wasted trip..

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derlor · 29/04/2007 20:12

i could drink 7 of them!

Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:12

Yes that one! Think its got to be in one of our titles! bound to ruffle somebodys feathers

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:13

That's a bit shit sg! Send them an email calling them twunts!

Get rl tea tablets from H&B. The tea is ming, derlor is right! Although sometimes when you have a tablet and you burp you can taste it! Bleugh!

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:13

'bogging'...now there's a word you don't hear used down here a lot ...

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Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:14

Good point Daisy, am not thinking rationally still on the ceiling.......haven't told DH yet his reaction will be worse it'll be along the lines of 'fuck em we'll go somewhere else...'

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:14

Derlor...i hope that's seven pineapple juices and not seven of the other

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hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:14

Woah, it's x post city here!

Why do babies always shit in clean nappies? I've just got dd ready for bed, she's had her bottle and now she does a stinky poo! Little witch !!

Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:15

Yes Holly I think a twunty email is called!

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