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Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

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Daisybump · 25/04/2007 18:30

I thought this was the funniest

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derlor · 29/04/2007 20:16

does that make you feel homesick Daisy?
well one thing i'm sure you don't miss are the bogging minging midges that chomp on us in the evenings

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:17

Best get thinking of that title now.....we're gonna need it tonight!!

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Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:18

I don't know Holly - when she's potty trained you'll be wondering why she waits until your half way round tescos in the pickled onion aisle to say " i need a wee " "can't you wait" " no its coming into my bottom now"

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:18

defo 7 pineapple juices - none of the other - oohhhhh terrible thought came to mind for a new cocktail to bring on labour!!!!!!!!

Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:20

Perhaps the oral one would be better for June as we'll be all so close and desperate. It could be Due in June - its all oral prostagladins, pineapple, curry and sex for us.... or something like that

Seansgirl · 29/04/2007 20:21

Derlor you mean you spit?

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:22

It would probably curdle....bleargh, i feel sick

Just checked out basil on that site from HandA....check out the stuff on cooking herbs to avoid . I think I've used about 3/4 of that list at some point during my PG

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hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:22

Urgh, I felt a little sick at the thought of that cocktail derlor! RLT, pineapple juice and spunk! Yum!

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:23

well if mixed with pineapple juice and lemonade THEN swallowed i'm sure it would taste better and be 2 of the required 7 PLUS one of your 5 a day!!!!!!!!!!
see i AM a good HV!!

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:25

Lol daisy, I thought you meant the top list of herbs! Was wondering how you used mistletoe, male fern and tansy in your cooking!

bumperlicious · 29/04/2007 20:26

Ooh, I could eat 7 pineapples! Couldn't do 7 of the other though!

Is RLT really that bad? I normally quite like herbal teas and have a pack that I got from Neals Yard. Anyone actually like it?

Bloody IKEA SG, what twunts! IKEA whilst heavily pg... best of luck to all of you who are going!

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:26

oh i miscalculated
3 of your 5 a day - pineapples lemons and raspberry

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:26

According to DH who heard this in the pub...if your man drinks the pineapple juice or eats the pineapples, it reinforces the natural effect of his semen....then I would think Ladies, there'd be no need to drink anything...just let it get to work topically

Are we obsessed by this subject or wot??

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hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:26

3 of your 5 a day derlor. Lemonade is made with lemons and if mixed with RLT as well there is another one there! See you are an even better hv than you thought!

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:27

Derlor...same wavelength!!

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:28

Daisy he's just trying to make you give him a blow job! My dp tried that, I told him to fuck off and die!!

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:29

Not only am I a hairy trucker....I'm also a follower of Wicca

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derlor · 29/04/2007 20:29

Holly, That is scary considering we've never even met - just think what trouble and mayhem we could ACTUALLY cause in person!!

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:34

Right...I'm off to start my new knitting project and watch telly.....could someone link to the new thread or I'll only spend 10 mins typing a post to have it bumped off into cyberspace.....

see y'all tomorrow..

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derlor · 29/04/2007 20:34

hillarious random statement thrown in by you Daisy "Not only am I a hairy trucker....I'm also a follower of Wicca" WTF?????

bumperlicious · 29/04/2007 20:35

So are any of you lentil weavery types that know anything else about aromatherapy oils that I can use in labour? Was thinking of getting clary sage and lavender. Do I need a carrier if I'm just going to sniff it, or should I massge with it? Anything else that blends well with those two?

derlor · 29/04/2007 20:37

got me Bumper WAY too clever a question for my shrivelling brain!!!

hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:38

How to use aromatherapy oils !

Daisybump · 29/04/2007 20:39

For hairy trucker stuff...see Bumper and I's conversation about meeting up earlier today. Then holly just asked in that frantic x-post session about using misletoe etc in my cooking, after my link....good god, keep up woman

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hollyandalice · 29/04/2007 20:40

Another one !