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Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

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Daisybump · 25/04/2007 18:30

I thought this was the funniest

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sputnik · 26/04/2007 12:42

Ooo they do that first one in cream too, with matching thong!!!!

sputnik · 26/04/2007 12:50

bargain More err reductions on that site too

I'm all linked out, can I stop now?

derlor · 26/04/2007 13:26

OOOHHHH Sputnik Thank you x
if you EVER decide to become a personal shopper i will give you a glowing reference - the elle mcp one is hillarious - bet DH would choose that one!!!!!
Big well done at the Emma B fond - i'll go for one of them in each colour i think
i have been locked out of tinternet for past hour or so after DD got her sticky hands on the laptop when i was hanging out the washing!!!! IT WAS PROBABLY THE WORST MOST STRESSFUL TIME OF MY LIFE!!! thank god i've fixed it phew. (mops sweat from brow)

foxybrown · 26/04/2007 13:27

sputnik, I think you've saved me! Thanks to you and your cervix! am buying the black floral pretty baby set. yes, the cheap one!

derlor · 26/04/2007 13:29

this will be ME in 6 weeks!!!!

derlor · 26/04/2007 13:32

oh that didn't work i'll be the blonde skinny chick not the big pg one!!!!!!!!!!
(Even though i'm bruenette)

mytwocents · 26/04/2007 13:37

Wow! Well done sputnik!
I bought feeding bras ages ago as am too tight to buy more than one mat bra.... I've got a bravado one in pink which is very comfy and the Elle mcp one in lilac - comfy too but the lace pokes out above alot of tops...
Phew derlor!!

derlor · 26/04/2007 13:39

THIS Elle McP one mytwocents???????

foxybrown · 26/04/2007 13:40

That'll look fabulous accessorised with breast pads to complete the look!

derlor · 26/04/2007 13:41

OOHHH and think how easy it will be to use the double milking machine thingy!

mytwocents · 26/04/2007 13:42

Heee hhhhheeeeee!
No. ahem...

derlor · 26/04/2007 13:43

What set you going for Foxy??? don't know which one you mean - Lots of the sets don't have my size - except the expensive ones of course.

mytwocents · 26/04/2007 13:47

btw I did find that although I'm e cup in m&s I'm wearing a d cup in the bravado one.....got loads of give in it for anymore growing i may do.
The elle one is more like a bra top but lacy at the top.

mytwocents · 26/04/2007 13:49

Sorry, one more thing. IME Figleaves have been great when I've needed to return things, they make it really easy and give you money back or exchange with no fuss........

foxybrown · 26/04/2007 13:49

I'm going to get black rose set on pretty baby. Like the shorts that go with it. No personal grooming required!

derlor · 26/04/2007 13:58

oh that is pretty Foxy - is it a feeding bra though?? or are you just going to hoiyk it up??!!

derlor · 26/04/2007 14:05

I NEED CHOCOLATE!!! - got any left Foxy??
think i'll have to settle for a drifter

foxybrown · 26/04/2007 14:07

derlor - you are right

bugger bugger bugger

yep, I have chocs left

derlor · 26/04/2007 14:09

you could still get that set and just cut it then hold it together with safety pins???? no???

BadZelda · 26/04/2007 14:28

So if buying underwear off the internet, how do you manage with the fitting stuff? Do you just get fitted locally to find out what size you are, and then order that size online?

I have boycotted m & s cos their fitters are nazi's, their sizes don't correspond to anyone else's, and their selection is frankly nasty.... (oops hope this message isn't against MN rules?)

sputnik · 26/04/2007 14:33

Foxy you could get the blue blossom one, they have it in nursing, same price as other one.

Funny, all this has made me wonder if I should give nursing bras another go.

derlor · 26/04/2007 14:34

BZ i got sized at mothercare yesterday so i'll go with that but i suppose some bras will fit well and others won't, trial and error for me i think.

sputnik · 26/04/2007 14:38

Sounds like Figleaves are pretty cool, you could order more than 1 size and send back. They also have a guide
fitting tips

Are M&S cup size bigger or smaller than everyone else then?

derlor · 26/04/2007 14:40

Sputnik you are on a role....... bras, fitting tips the lot

BadZelda · 26/04/2007 14:45

Sputnik - I don't know if they're bigger or smaller - just completely different. Plus the (several) fitters I've experienced there seemed to be of the opinion that if I was dumb enough to get pregnant in the first place, then it's certainly most unreasonable of me to expect to be allowed to wear anything that doesn't look like it was designed in the 50's by disciples of the Marquis de Sade... do I sound bitter? Maybe it's just the fitters that are bitter!

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