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Due in June - am I unreasonable to expect the nanny to give birth for me?

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hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:21

Chicks???

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fatcatkin · 21/04/2007 21:19

I'll tell DH that. He's insisting that we only have one as 'everyone he knows' who's had more than one has had their lives ruined apparently!! What bollocks
Actually, DH insisting on something never really works. He insisted we have no pets or kids and, 5 yrs on, we've got 2 cats, 2 rabbits, a dog and a baby on the way! Bless him...

fatcatkin · 21/04/2007 21:19

OOOH, have a wonderful time! xx

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:22

Hey chicks, I wish you wouldn't talk when I'm not here !! Just got home and have had to do the washing up and wash the kitchen floor as there was some sort of random grease(?) all over it. I wouldn't have minded too much, but they had burgers and the whole house stank of meat coz dp hadn't washed the grill pan up! Grrr....

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foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:23

Bless your DH! So idealistic aren't they?

I wouldn't want just one, I'd have to play with them all the time! Give them a playmate!

Bed, yes. going now ...

annobal · 21/04/2007 21:23

Have a great time Foxy. Agree with you btw - am nowhere near as uptight as I was with DS1. I'm also off to bed - had an early morning wake up at 5.45 this morning - little bugger went back to sleep but I couldn't!

annobal · 21/04/2007 21:23

Have a great time Foxy. Agree with you btw - am nowhere near as uptight as I was with DS1. I'm also off to bed - had an early morning wake up at 5.45 this morning - little bugger went back to sleep but I couldn't!

foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:24

Obviously that's not bless YOUR DH Holly! Crap way to spend your saturday night, washing the kitchen floor!

annobal · 21/04/2007 21:24

Holly - please take it easy . Have a great night all!

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:25

OMG can I please come to someone's house? George the eldest had just completely laid into me, called me a cow and I fucking hate him. I'm going to punch someone in a minute.

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foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:26

Whats his problem?

fatcatkin · 21/04/2007 21:27

Holly, that's awful. You can come to my house! Where is your DP?

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:28

I don't know. I do moan a lot, but they do take the complete piss. I told him to shut up because he made his brother cry calling him gay all the time. He just went mental and went off on one at me.

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:28

Thanks catkin !!

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foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:29

Little sod. Is the bed wetter?

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:29

My dp has just gone upstairs to talk to him. He is now outside smoking. I don't really want to see him though I'm that cross.

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foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:29

Is HE the bed wetter?

fatcatkin · 21/04/2007 21:29

IMO , he's completely out of order. It's your house and he shouldn't be speaking to you like that. Bless you. [hugs]

foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:30

Stay here and talk to us. We won't shout at you. Ever.

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:31

The bed wetter is the youngest and he wet it last night, so I had to do an extra load of washing which dp hasn't bought in yet. The middle one is lovely and sensitive and gets picked on by his brothers a lot. I've just been told by the bed wetter that the middle one has wet the bed last night too! Brilliant. The eldest is a knob and a big bully, he's the one that had a go at me.

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fatcatkin · 21/04/2007 21:32

How old is he Holly?

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:33

Bless you guys! I've stopped shaking now. I'm going to disappear first thing tomorrow and go into town with dd or something. Then I won't have to look at them.

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foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:33

God, there's 3 of them?!

Got any chocolate or beer?

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:34

The eldest is 15, the middle is 13 and the youngest is nesrly 12.

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hollyandalice · 21/04/2007 21:34

No, but I could do with a fag !!

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foxybrown · 21/04/2007 21:35

DP really needs to be dealing with this I'm afraid. Poor you!