due in june - oh twunt, that is soon!!

[derlor]

new thread girls

i was wondering the relevance of JC too

i am so bored. can't even be arsed to make the kids lunch. better had or they'll whinge. yawn. shulda gone to gym. its raining.

My broadband connection crashed at 7:20 last night....and LOL at what I have missed.....I was all set for an evening of chat and missed the hormonal mother of all arguments....damn damn damn, i like a good barney! But, it looks like you gave them all what for girls.....(sings) go foxy, go holly, go derlor, woo!! and Sputnik...PMSL at your alternative thread title....
Gotta go...too much to do so I can finish up tomorrow woith a clear conscience and then its ten weeks of idleness for me...yawn yawn yawn...woo hoo

Love the new thread, love the fisticuffs last night. People really should get lives. Someone - Bump, me thinks - must start a thread on sex toys and see what people have to say about that...
Just been for 28 week scan and baby is on the small side, but looking fine, so big relief there. They still want to induce at 38-39 weeks and another scan at 34 weeks... Still, he gave the sonographer a good kicking when he tried to measure him which made me laugh.
Jeremy Clarkson??!!
I had a rather nice dream about Julian whatshisname from Green Wing last night. Very tasty. Well a girl's got to get her kicks somewhere hasn't she?

glad baby is alright Marylou. why do they want to induce (sorry, am sure you've said before). Are you OK, or worried?

Which one is he from Green Wing?

I love green wing!! Quite fancy the red haired acerbic witted doc myself...
Have just caught up with our thread, yes well done to those sticking up for us, tee hee,
I love my rabbit and am playing with it often in the hope of strengthening pelvic floor - it's official!
I too worked for ann summers once on a one off job, absolutely hillairious! , just learning what all the things do! some are quite scary........ahemm.....
Off to eat now, swimming makes you very hungry.
xxxxx

Jeremy Clarkson - EEUUURGHHH!!!

mummyjx has disappeared - perhaps she's just too .

come back mummyjx! explain yourself!

Oh dear, hope havent upset by being mean about jeremy! Shall we admit to our embarrasing crushes too?

i've admitted to mine already haven't i?

I have no secrets. and no shame

go on then mytwocents, you start!

To be fair to mummyjx, that was pure speculation on my part.
Perhaps it was just what the word twunt put her in mind of

Foxy, would you really have admitted to JC?

good point Sputnik, and well made.

Although JC ISN'T a twunt!

He is a pure, unadulterated **nt, surely???

Ok, well the first time I ever felt bit funny about someone was watching The Rocky Horror picture Show when I was quite young, just fell for Tim curry in his lipstick and suspenders.....
Then got a bit more normal with Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe etc....

hmmm, probably not. although I did fess up to my really, really weird dream about David Jason, so I'm not normal.

mine was Adam Ant - lots of lipstick there too. no lingerie tho.

JC is horrid though, not so much in looks more his arrogant manner and chauvinist opinions, have you read anything he's written, he completely denies that burning fossil fuels has anything to do with global warming.
Not that there's anything wrong with having a crush on him - you can't help these things can you?

Can't get image of baby david jason out of my head!! Even weirder as my grandad looks the spitting image of him!!

Foxy, that is an insult to **nts.
Adam Ant, me too! Though i think that's excusable when you're 13 years old.

Ooops! I had lunch, put dd to bed and thought I'd have a nice quiet book reading session and guess what...I fell asleep...for two hours!!! !!

morning holly!

Should have kept that quiet shouldn't I? Sadly I find him very funny (and compared to my FIL he's a new age man) I just hadn't planned on the dreams (yes there was more than one) It does make a nice change to the recurring dreams I have about the mad woman DH used to work with luring my children away so DH would go and live with her, and DS2 drowning...
I did not disappear because embarrassed (tho' perhaps I should?), took Ds2 for nap and decided to join him. Feel too crap for real life today. Especially when Dh is in middle of shouting match with boss...
DS1 come home from school in a stress with letter about residential trip in September which asks for a decision and an indication of how we will be paying the £200+ by tomorrow - he's doesn't know if he even wants to go (being a meek mummy's boy with a stress-induced weak bladder.) Honestly, that f***g school.

That, mummyjx, is shit. Sorry you are having a crap day

I think Jeremy Clarkson's quite funny as well mummyjx! Hope you are feeling better!

Wow mummyjx, kids are pricey huh?

I dreamt last night that I had the baby, i was saying no no is only 28 weeks! But they got her out any way and she was so tiny with feet like a guinea pig... not hairy or with claws, just shaped like guinea pig feet and half the size of her tiny hands, was so upset but dp not that bothered..........