If Tesco's give you no joy, we'll all call them for you. See how they like to be bombarded by a load of pregnant women!
we must come up with a new thread.... am thinking....
Due in June .... nothing fits, its the pits
Due in June .... big tum, spreading bum
Due in June .... can't wait to watch Button Moon
Due in June .... bet the little bugger won't be here until July, why oh why oh why?
These are my VERY best attempts and are by your standards, quite poor admittedly. There was a corker on this thread at the beginning, was it by Seansgirl? I think it did contain the words fucking twunt or such like, but I thought it was great! Can't find it for looking though.