Due in March 07 - in the immortal words of "Europe": It's the final countdown....!

[boredwithwaitingforminiMOSSY]

NEW THREAD!!!! Could this be the last one before we all start to drop???

Kitty congrats to your friend!!

I am off home in ten minutes, how nice is this, remember my neighbour who is currently driving through liverpool to get to work and gave me a lift the other morning? Well he just rang me and asked if I wanted a lift home 'cos he's coming back this way!!

Lol at all the sperm posting on the other thread!

And for what it's worth surely quoting Europe in a thread title is intentionally cheesy; they were a cheesy poodle hair band with leather kecks ffs!!!

And.... breath... relax!

See you all tomoz!

Well, I think I was emotional and unreasonable on that thread.

But right now I don't care.

I want my sanity back please.

Mossy: I think you're extremely funny. You make me larf every day.

Community midwife's been. Don't think she was too mad on the dog, but we've borrowed a baby gate to keep her out of the 'delivery suite'. (The dog, that it, not the midwife).

Lunar: sorry, got confused.

Anyway, good news is I'm stil set for a homebirth, I'm 2/5 engaged and she thought what I had last week may well have been a show. Rah

Mossy ... can't believe you could think that about Europe...

...one of the most successful swedish bands ever... selling over 10 million albums...

fine figures of poodles....errr... men

Oh yeah... and when we start a new thread can we work the words "flavour", "Sperm" and "minty" into the thread title? Can we? Please... please.... can we...?

Can't we think of some even more annoying/ offensive/cheesy title?

Didn't post on it but what a lot of mardy, hard nosed shrews they were

go on, you know you want to

or read the thread title suggestions we've come up with and use one of them!

Mardy - I love that word. I have to say that in a very childish way I really think we should use 'offensive' words in the title now. Got to be done really.

Of course it has. We've only got about 400 posts left until the next thread. Better get thinking

how many we get too confused if there's more than 400 posts in one of our threads

Why do you get confused Ellie?

Moss - how nice is that eh? (re. the lift)

Kitty congrats to your huggy hubby's wife

How about we use the words "suck" "nipple" and "teat" in our next thread, as we will have a few LOs by then!

DH just got home - OMG I forgot it was our anniversary

Uh oh Foxy. Are you in the dog house now? Has he come in with a HUGE bunch of flowers and an enormous present?

I've just discovered that the ferral dd2 has cut a big chunk out of the baby's hair. I am SO MAD. The baby has only just started to grow hair and I was just getting to the stage of being able to smooth it and stroke it and now a bloody great chunk is missing, right to the scalp.
My second daughter is a bloody PITA. She's always tripping the baby up, 'accidently' knocking her down, getting in her way etc. She's just so rough. I'm bloody livid. Does anyone want her

Kitty - How much?

Whoops fox! Have you developed the ability that I have to burst into tears more or less at will? Could be useful here
Kitty - oh dear. I suppose it will grow back. No comfort I know. Perhaps you should cut all her hair off as punishment

kitty-no,but i have a male version of her who is the same age,what do you think of arranged marriages?

we get confused cos it takes so long to scroll down and find where you last read!

Diva, let's do it. It sounds like that deserve each other (I'm still mad).
We call her asbo, sums her up nicely I feel.

Foxy, I would pay you a considerable sum to take her away

Ellie your photos are lovely

thank you
just have to try and remember that whenever he's annoying me!
ds is currently asleep, has been since 3.30
but his dad is picking him up soon and he's stayng there til monday so i don't care that he won't sleep tonight

i reffered to ds2 as 'asbo boy' for a while after he got chucked out of the local post-natal depression support group for his disruptive behaviour.
i couldnt part with him though,he's still my little boy.dp keeps reminding me that he's no longer a baby and i really ought to stop letting him get away with so much...

Ellie - you and Matt are both gorgeous!!

My auntie has narcolepsy too - she has had to take amphetimines all her life just to be able to stay awake during the day. Thus, she is lovely and slim

Does it affect your day to day life much?

not too bad, have had to learn to live with it, take regular naps and stuff

Diva, that's spooky with the asbo name. They should definitely get married and I think they should come and live in your neck of the woods and you can help look after all their little asbo children

ok but if your dd is going to fit in round here then they will have to have at least 3 children before they are old enough to get married

oops there i go being snobbish and judgemental about the area i live in again...