We've got newbies to cheer us on, the February Warm-Up is complete, after waiting nine long months it's only bloody time for March Madness! Welcome to JS thread no. 46!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 46th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 45th grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 59th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. I really hope that worked!

Are they stretchy crampy pains Kate I had loads of rlp all on my right, never my left

Honestly don't know how to describe them lil ! It's very low down, almost where my leg meets my Fanjo. Not as painful as foot cramps I've been getting but sore and uncomfortable. It's probably nothing to worry about. Dp thinks I'm being a hypercondriac and if it was something bad I'd be in loads of pain... He's probably right!

lil no idea if it's bonkers tbh, I guess it could just be a growth spurt?

Yes it was kate ...was on tenterhooks that they'd change their mind at the last minute. (Didn't realise teen mom's was connected!)

Step away from Dr Google. ..surely there'd be bleeding with a placenta coming away!!? Rlp/other random preggo-induced muscle or tendon changes seem more likely :)

If it's in your groin that's not rlp is it? Dunno, but it sounds more groin/leg related than baby related. Maybe you've laid funny/sat funny or over done it. Or it's just your body adjusting to the extra weight. Im a mega hypochondriac ATM and it doesn't sound like something I'd worry about if that helps :D

Never dreamed of being known for swamp foof

lil they need to get their shit together, it's exhausting and confusing just reading it. Glad you got what you wanted in the end though.

Canters I had sore boobs all the way through this time, it only lasted for a few weeks in 2nd tri with DS.

Kate it sounds vaguely familiar, probably just ligaments. I'd try warm bath and paracetamol.

Tri just tell them you've had the baby 3 weeks ago and just because they haven't asked earlier you haven't told them. Hopefully they'll get the hint!

Oh tri the last bit of waiting is the worst and people are SO annoying. Trust me when I say that soon it won't bother you so much

kate that's how my early PGP first manifested - groin pains.... so could very well be ligament related (highly unlikely to be PGP unless you're heaving around a mega-baby at this stage I think!)

I feel sick. I retched when sniffing the milk to see if OK (milk fine but apparently I now find milky smells offensive). I have to drive 45 mins out of town to do a clinic this morning and I just want to stay in bed. Wah. Woe is me!

I have had the worst nights sleep. Please don't let this be a start of the third trimester thing, I'm shattered!

Still nothing doing over here. A few cramps and twinges yesterday afternoon and evening but nothing that was in any way productive. Midwife appointment at 3 so we'll see how that goes...

lil I think I got your sleep last night - sorry! I slept for 6hrs altogether - that's more sleep in one go than I've had for about 4mths....

tri maybe you need to try reverse psychology and tell the little one you don't want it to come out?

Haha merm sounds like you needed it more than me! Thank goodness for the Easter weekend to catch up!

hope it's just a one-off lil - probably brought on by yesterdays stress!

gx the mw has some good news for you tri - do you think she'll offer a sweep?

my ridiculous early morning bowel movement was a bit loose today (TMI!) but that's probably just the dates rather than a 'sign' right?

haircut today

Well, I have had the worst nights sleep with hip and leg agony, so pretty sure it's not my placenta! Had the same pain on my right side when I got into bed too so almost certain it's ligament-y. Def not a mega baby mer at least not based on my apparently too tiny (according to randomers) bump!

lil good to know another hypercondriac wouldn't be worried about it

Oh dear canters hope you feel ok on your drive! Smells are the things that still set off my sickness even now. It's horrid, especially when it's not a bad smell.

5hell yes, teen mom follows them after they've had the baby! The OG series out now is like... 7 years later I think. So trashy, but I love it

Morning. Hope everyone is ok today.

My horrible stomach pain has gone but I definitely don't have any pregnancy symptoms today. I really really hope things are ok but am so worried now.

Kate it could well be the start of pgp, baby doesn't need to be huge to cause it.

Nausea has hit here too, meat seems to be most offensive at the moment.

Hope sleep returns, Lil, get it the bank now! It's crazy measuring but shows how unreliable fundal height can be.

Kate the PGP I keep getting feels like I've bruised my fanjo! Is it like that? The rest of my pelvis feels very odd too, sort of achy if I've sat down too long –maybe you've got some pelvic pain? I've read it can manifest itself anywhere around your pelvis. Don't worry about your placenta, you'd defo get bleeding if that happened, I think so anyway. If you are worried, nip to the GP and be reassured.

Google is the root of all evil she says while googling 'is the small red blotch on my boob some sort of horrible disease'

Fuzzy Glad you feel better –try not to worry about symptoms, honestly I do remember having some days where I felt very unpregnant.

Canters before pregnancy I basically had no sense of smell, now I can smell EVERYTHING. It's disgusting! Especially the man in the post office queue this morning. I read it's because out inner cave woman instincts kicking in, picking up nasty smells so we don't eat anything to make us ill. (Don't know how true that is).

I picked up my new maternity dungaree dress this morning from said post office ... just tried it on and I look like a 1970s pregnant person!

The legendary Carrot and her swamp foof! (Sorry Carrot, you are remembered for much more than just your swamp foof!)

5hell It's quite likely - an NCT friend of mine is a day ahead of me, had her 40 week appointment yesterday and she got one at it.

Parcel of baby clothes just arrived from my mum back home - has loads of little hand-knitted cardigans that my aunt made. So cute!

What a mess Lil, glad you got there in the end. Bloody stupid that you had to fight for it though. Hopefully their measuring skills are as wack as their organisation skills and LilBean is growing just nicely.
Eek Tri I love knitted stuff!
Have you got a preggo pillow Kate? Sorry if I've asked you before but I found it really improved my sleep.
Sounds like a good sign Canters.
DH went for dinner with a friend last night who told him that their baby was born a month early for no reason . I went to bed thinking about dates and before I fell asleep I decided that Fruitman will show up on the 21st!

Ooooh a prediction Fruit! How spooky would it be if you were right ...

Early babies,, I can safely say even by the due date I won't be ready – stay in there as long as possible petit peenut.

Hope your mw has good news for u tri
Can we see the knitted goodies??

Legs rather achy from pump yesterday... entirely my own fault!

Have assembled myself breastfeeding/changing baskets for downstairs and our bedroom :) #nesting

I am feeling really negative now about my lack of symptoms. Midwife next week so hopefully she will take my concerns seriously and I'll know how things are by this time next week.

Have a big unmumsnetty hug fuzzy ...some people genuinely don't have many symptoms

Dared to open my tena lady disposable incontinence pants! ...they look v 'effective' if rather terrifying!