We've had birthday 'twins' and there'll be real twins come the summer!...mini-eggs and GTTs abound on the JSgrads' 45th fred!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 45th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 44th grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 58th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Ermagerd.

Call the Midwife.

Watermelon sized you say Thursday?

waves own modest cantaloupe sized baps around

Sciatica and SPD are turning me into Mrs Angry

I've just consoled myself with 8 squares (I.e. half a large bar) of salted caramel galaxy and now strop baby is kicking the shit out of me

Gonna lie down on the sofa, and alternate between watching telly, snoozing and checking for updates from Honey

I've munched my way through all the leftover lemon, white choc and almond cookies that I made for our NCT group brunch... /shameless :)

You'll just have to make more then, TriJo! And then check a few of that batch to make sure they're ok...

I think I need help. I just spent 20 minutes looking at a faint lines thread on my Nurture app and feeling wistful... surely I can't be broody already?! I haven't even delivered this one yet! And I am crap at pregnancy...

Thanks for the support viroids, he got a "you're nearly middle aged, you have to stop this" lecture this morning and we had a good chat about the family situation this afternoon. It all seems a bit trivial now though because I'm in hospital for monitoring.
Hadn't felt much all day so came in, scan was fine but they hooked me up to the monitor for half an hour and it showed 4 contractions. Had to have dildo cam to check my cervix which is still closed and am now waiting a while before redoing the fetal monitor. Really hope it's just the massive Thai meal I had for dinner, I'm not ready to do a baby yet.

And Sock for your friend, that's really sad. All you can do is take her lead, so if she wants to spend time with you that's great but she also might change her mind if she's having a difficult day. What about sending a parcel of goodies that you can't get outside the uk?

Crikey Fruit, you could be the first viroid to give birth to a Thai Green Curry!

Hope it all goes well and that you can go home soon.

Haha, yes
No delinquent behaviour on the second round. I'm being given magnesium to take in the evenings to relax my uterus and then I can go home to bed.

Girlbee born at 11.42 PM. Details to follow

Woohoo congrats honey!

Ermagerd! Yay honey! That's amazing! Congrats! Xx

fruit hope you're ok

Woohoo Honey! Did she finally get over her shyness and let you look?

Congrats

Eeee congratulations!!

Yay, congrats honey!

Fruit I hope it's just a one off and fruitman stays put for another couple months!

Being booted in the ribs here.

Congratulations honey!

Yay Honey!

fruit I'm glad your monitoring gave you some reassurance. Try not to worry too much about the contractions showing, I didn't even know I was having any with DS at 41 weeks until I got hooked up to that machine! They're not necessarily a sign of imminent labour even at 41 fucking weeks

sky I simply refuse to believe that someone can be broody whilst 36 (?) weeks pregnant. Nutter. Are you getting the 'this might be my last' blues?
I'm quite certain we won't be having any more planned kids, but v happy with that choice

Oh cripes, I'm scared to look at the stats

I looked at the stats

I cannot believe how many of us are 36/37/38 weeks - it really was a baby boom wasn't it?!

Congrats honey!! Hope you've managed to get some rest

fruit eek! Lots of rest for you methinks!

sky I don't think your broody, I just think you miss all the shagging ;)

Who says I stopped shagging lil? just slowed me done a few paces I think I just enjoy the drama of a squinter. This will probably be my last as I will be 37 in a few weeks and am a big believer in age gaps... plus I can only just manage this with a pair of school aged children. Could not cope with another difficult pregnancy and toddler plus our two - we might consider adopting again which DSD would be very keen on as she is quite matter of fact about and proud of her own adoption.

Can't wait to see pics of honeybaby! Eeeeeep.

Thinking of you fruit

hip hip hooray for honeybaby she's beautiful!

bit scary that this is the start of the flood though! eek!
at least honey didn't leapfrog anyone...keep in line ladies (me especially!)

glad they checked you out fruit - a bit of R&R for you me thinks (perhaps this episode will bring things home for your dh too and he'll start behaving a bit better - gx)

feathered CTMW was a bit harrowing last night wasn't it? :( ...still love it though!

v quiet at work today, not in terms of workload sadly, just in terms of other people!...where is everyone!? this does not help my productivity as i'm more likely to FB/MN/shop/pinterest v poor work ethic these days!

I think country us going to queue jump, certainly over me - but maybe over carrot too if she doesn't get a wriggle on

NFMA: it's raining again... Not convinced it's a bug anymore, I think it's the clearout! Although I know it can last for weeks...

Don't want to brag but I have such lovely PILs. MIL called this morning to enquire how I was feeling. She said it's just because FIL was going to London today to buy some shoes, and they wanted to make sure I was ok. Bless them.