After welcoming the Batlet, we're ready for Halloween, our bellies full of candy and almost nothing green! With accidentally bald fanjos, never-ending nausea, and delinquent babies, it's JS Grads 40!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 40th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 39th grads fred is HERE.

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Hey it's almost time for a new Fred!

Congrats on a good scan 5hell

Pom poms out for lemon

pretz you show those brainsweasels who is boss! You can do it. I believe in you.

Woohoo, someone who had more boob growth than me!

Waves pom poms and nipple tassles for Lemon and rdm!

So MIL dropped a bombshell the other night that they are going to SIL for Xmas dinner - BUGGER! I was asuming that we would all be at MILs for Xmas day and that DH and I would wonder around for lunch with or without baby depending on if it has arrived or not. We will still go over to SIL to see nephews but they won't be able to/I wouldn't expect them to fit us all in for lunch.
I do quite like the idea of DH and I having a quiet Xmas day together, possibly with baby, but the real question is... what to cook?! I love cooking and if still upduffed would do something nice but DH is more of a simple cook. Turkey crowns are chuffing expensive for 2 people so I was thinking of ordering a pheasant or similar from the butchers, but DH won't know what to do with it if I'm trapped under a baby. Rolled pork joint?? Help!!

Feathered to be fair, I was last sick at 24+3... Oh, right, yeah. That sucks. I am soooo lucky.

Although, I am friends with a sonographer who suggested I pop along to her clinic in her lunch break and get a sneaky 4D scan for free. Woot!

Pud DM just ordered everything from M&S one year. Apparently it was more than satisfactory, and she enjoyed just putting it in oven and walking away. Something to investigate? We sometimes have goose, which is nice, but are obviously smaller so tends to all get used up at main event, none for cold cut sarnies later. Can you teach DH now how to do good veg? Get one of those timing planners for him, and do as much in advance as possible.

I've been awake all night trying not to puke just had an ice pop for breakfast as the thought of anything else is making me retch. It seems to be getting worse and worse every day. Feeling really sorry for myself already this morning

pud I second an m&s or waitrose based Xmas dinner! It will be nice an easy and should still taste great.

Thirsday crikey!!!

Boo for GTT result and brain weasels pretz. It's good that you have a plan though

Yay for good scan 5hell!

Thursday

You poor thing Kate, boo for ms. If it gets really bad, go see your gp, there are meds to take, don't suffer in silence

Maybe I should ask this on JSing Fred, but does anyone else get a big jelly-like blob after a shag? Not straight after, like a few hours later, or sometimes even the next morning? It's definitely not a pg thing, I had this when TTC too, but I guess only just remembered now as it was first shag in about a month...

Thank you for all being as astounded as me at my ginormous norks. It's quite terrifying!

pud I vote get a nice small joint of roast beef - so easy to cook and then you have all the sandwich potential . You never know, Xmas pud might be at that wonderful tempting stage where they sleep all the time and you can cook too.

Poor you Kate, MS in the night doesn't sound good! I had a friend who kept bananas and biscuits by the bed to eat in the night as that made her feel less pukey. Hope it eases off soon for you!

Feeling somewhat perturbed by lack of any major symptoms. Boobs don't seem as sore, given them a good prod and everything! I am maybe being impatient though as am only five weeks today, maybe tomorrow I'll be on here retracting this worry and wishing for no symptoms as I have my head down the loo. Oh one symptom I do have –excessive lady juice. What's that all about!?

Carrot Puff –a case of what goes up must come down?!

Pud SO jealous you have been left to do as you please on Christmas day! I wouldn't like it every year but just once if all our divorced parents didn't want to join together for a festive reunion at our house that'd be ACE! (They all act very amicably at dinner then slag each other off on boxing day! Ah, modern families!) An M&S feast sounds great –why not just bung it all in the oven and put your feet up/watch festive TV and sniff some Baileys?

Thursday, I salute your ample bosom!

Good luck with coming up with a plan and the head weazles Pretzel. Send in an army of brain badgers to fight them off!

Who is doing the new Fred?

And baby still very quiet. Had a few feeble movements from her but nothing concrete. Hope she picks up during the day at work...

Kate you'll be ok. It feels like hell, and it feels like forever but it isn't. Just go with your body, eat what you can manage and don't feel guilty. I found white carbs little and often really helped.

pee swamp foof is a classic symptom. I have days where it's quite revolting . Don't worry about anything else, everyone is so different.

I can do it if I get title suggestions - and if someone else can link the stats in thread, I can't do it on the iPad I do t think.

Ok I got it done while I still had time

NEW THREAD

Apologies for crap title please forgive me

pee Oh yeah the excessive lady juice is here to stay.

carrot is it lady jizz? Or a mixture of lady jizz and man jizz?

Off to see social worker this morning and amongst other things I have my 28 week MW appointment this afternoon. Should get my blood test results since they already took them at the gtt.

Jelly everything OK? Get checked out if you are worried, please!

kate i didn't have bad MS but dry salty crackers (plain TUC, ritz, hovis etc) helped my nausea, whilst a friend could only cope with fresh fruit....you just have to find what works for you. gx you find something that helps soon.

pee i sometimes now get randomly dry as a bone days too TMI - most of putting after all the swamp foof!

jel do you think you should ring MAU or is she moving enough that your happy?

yeah baby started kicking on train so think its all ok, going to keep a close eye on movements today though.

If I didn't wear a liner I think I would leave wet patches on chairs and sofas

Is lady jizz a thing?

well I guess there's normal lady lubrication carrot and then some women can 'ejaculate' (happened to me twice ever) ...lets be honest it's all a bit mysterious down there!

Wow, swamp foofs to dry and dusty! I look forward to what is to come! Poor you Carrot, the social anxiety must be too much!

NFMV: Erm, noticed a bit of light brown discharge earlier when wiping. Panicked, did pregnancy test, and got darkest line yet. Googled it and read this is normal and not to worry about unless it's bright red? You ladies seem to know more than me so I thought I'd ask. Have calmed down now as it's gone. Must calm down in general.

NFMD: News from my dentist. Just been to see the dentist who set the dentist chair to fully flat and tilting backwards for a bout half an hour. HEAD RUSH!

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