After welcoming the Batlet, we're ready for Halloween, our bellies full of candy and almost nothing green! With accidentally bald fanjos, never-ending nausea, and delinquent babies, it's JS Grads 40!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 40th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 39th grads fred is HERE.

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Welcome Pee!

Sounds lovely tea.

DS seems to have started terrible twos three days ago... Help!

Just had my usual Electrician over to check the work of the Homebase Electrician. He says lots if it is illegal. Oh Joy, now I have to fight with people tomorrow.

Fighting with people is fun when pregnant lil, the rage makes it all the much worse haha

I feel like you'd be good at that lil I wouldn't mess with ya!

Lowering the tone for all this fine Sunday... Just had a panic trying to find our couples massager before DD comes home. I must have put it away earlier but left it's satin case out... Was working on creative explanations when DD inevitably found it before us. Was going to go with "Musical instrument"

Just to clarify, I was only imagining her finding it before us. I actually found it in it's hiding place and she's not home yet!

Oh dear Lil! Was the homebase one the person who fitted your bathroom etc?

Just ordered pizza for tea. Still upset about lack of hog roast yesterday so pizza hut it is!

Welcome Peenut!

Welcome pee!

Lol sky!

Can't stop eating bread today... .toast, fruit loaf, donut,bread rolls and wraps for tea ... I'm going to be mahoosive! If I'm not eating I'm retching blah!

Sky were DD and DSD pleased with your baby news?

Ha ha ha 'couples massager'! Love it!

Couples massager?! is that what I think it is, or do I have a filthy mind?!

Anyone else farting loads more?! I keep feeling them in my tummy wondering if it is farts that are giving me that strange uncomfy feeling I have been so insufferably paranoid about?!

disco me too! I need to be eating or drinking something at all times or I'm trying not too puke. I ordered some stupidly expensive 'preggie pop drops' from Amazon which are really helping, but I wonder if just normal boiled sweets would work too... Might be worth a try?

Give them hell tomorrow lil !!

kate boiled sweets worked ok for me albeit I'd feel sick as soon as one finished .... They work better for me than mints though. Is it normal that the smell of DH also makes me want to vom?

him, or his aftershave?!

No different people honey.

Kate I'm farting and burping like a bloke. It's the affect of the progesterone in your system. Possibly worse for me because I'm on pessaries as well as what my body is producing itself. I always get it bad after doing a pessary, and often it gets trapped! Wakes me in the night too because it smells so bad

sky lmao! Glad you found it. also jealous because I'm sure it is what Kate thinks it is and I still can't have sex or an orgasm!

LOL! You are correct ladies. Only special massagers live in satin cases in a special hiding place...

sky Bit jealous you're actually getting laid, like.

Hahahaha! I keep having V sexy dreams, but am way too knackered to don the cape, plus df has said he doesn't know if he could look our child in the eyes knowing he had shagged me while they were in there!

Hoping he changes his mind when I start to feel better

special massagers in satin cases haha love it sky!

I had some very disturbing Fargo-esque dreams last night. In fact I think I might have the same dream twice, but tried to change the ending IYSWIM? I remember being a bit perturbed when I woke up v early this morning, but obviously slept off the details.

Disco that carb-craving-else-I'll-puke thing is exactly how both my first trimesters went . I just went with it, because I really love carbs.

Lol at the couples massager. I'm forever praying I've remember to hide ours when my nan comes over to clean...to be fair we've only dtd 4 times since getting pregnant...woo!

I want a really hot bath. Ive been packing the house up all day and am knackered. A soak would be lovely. But 39 degrees just isn't soak temperature :( :(

Have a hot bath it'll be fine - baths cool rapidly and unless you have the best bath ever you won't be fully submerged.
Sounds like you deserve one!

With my first pregnancy sex was definitely NOT a priority however this time it is a different story. I don't have energy for much but I still always seem to have energy to chase after my poor DP (who thinks it is delightful). We do have less sex than I would like because at night I am often tired or too bloated from eating HUGE totally reasonable portions at dinner... So we need to take advantage of DD and DSDs weekends away and/or shool days when we don't have too much work on...

honey the girls are both delighted. They were less surprised than I thought but they confessed to wishing for a baby sister whilst throwing pennies into fountais, wishing on stars etc. So for them it just means that their wishes have come true. Quite sweet really but may fuel some unrealistic expectations in the future

disco i carried around glacier mints in my handbag they worked a treat. Also held shares in Lucozade and Ginger Beer.

jelly i have hot(ish) baths all the time. I keep them below the bump and then add some cooler water once my muscles are relaxed. It is more of a risk in a hot tub or something that doesn't cool down. Also, if you're sweating or your skin is red then you know it is too warm.

My skin only goes red if i have it at about 48 degrees lol. I'm quite a heat resistant person. I'll have it at about 40 then :)

thurs my new bath at my new house could easily have me submerged it's awesome. Can't wait to move!!

So cute about your dd and dsd sky :)

It IS cute but the bar has now neen set unreasonably high. Poor Father Christmas has his work cut out for him!

That's so cute about DD and DSD sky

I want to have sex! It's DP! He's been so tired with his new job and I dunno what else it is. He insists he does still find me attractive. I got a naked spoon this morning at least, which feels like progress. Feel like we should be making the most of it more before my fanjo changes forever

This is a PSA for those with fanjo worries:

A I promise it will go back to normal. It is stretchy and has memory and will be just as good as it has always been, I swear! Do your kegels and all will be well.

If your DP is a bit spooked about the sex you can still do "other stuff". Kissing and groping is fun. Act like teenagers once in awhile and bring your sense of humor. It is sexy to laugh at yourself and keep it lighthearted.