After welcoming the Batlet, we're ready for Halloween, our bellies full of candy and almost nothing green! With accidentally bald fanjos, never-ending nausea, and delinquent babies, it's JS Grads 40!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 40th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 39th grads fred is HERE.

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I have a deep need for cake. Like really bad neeeeed. Dh is packing to abandon me for the weekend so I have no hope of getting cake. Aaaaaarggggh

No Thurs, pram is 6 years old and bought in a (massive) bundle from a colleague. Tis fixed now apart from the puncture but alas, the poor wooden spoon is at the end of its days...

Country! Unacceptable! Make him get you cake before he goes. Enough to last the whole weekend at least!

I may have hinted and got a bugger right off!

I'm so tired I could cry. How is it only 8pm???

I'm not going to pretend I know what's going on in here, but I am going to try and get back into the swing!

Yay lil! Nice to have you back.

Hi Lil!

Thurs 8pm = time for bed!

I have been exhausted all day! Want to start to sort out nursery room tomorrow... Mainly cause it has a huge double wardrobe in it which is currently full of shit. Well, not actual shit, but old work files, textbooks, clothes that don't fit... The usual.

I managed to watch the gymnastics and went to bed at 9pm.
We're off to a Halloween party later, I think I'm going to have to nap if I'm going to be able to socialise after 7pm!

How're you feeling Lil?

I'm off to parkrun in an hour or so, I haven't dared open the curtains to see if it's pissing down like last week!

Hey lil!!! waves :)

Went to see the Martian last night. Loved it. Such a good film.

Well, creepy dreams ahoy!

In mine, I was undercover in a terror cell. There was lots of weirdness, but it all kicked off when one bloke started to be a bit pervy around young kids (watching a bit too closely). I told him off for it and he started to stalk me. Lots of shenanigans but ended up him following me to work. He parked next to me, took out his gun and started threatening me. So I grabbed mine (which my FIL had given me for some reason) and warned him I would shoot. He carried on pointing his gun at me, I was scared anddidnt want him to come further because I was working in a school. So I warned him again then shot him in the leg. He started firing off loads of rounds at me so I shot him in the head. Then called police.

So yeah. Weird. Apparently I should not watch NCIS marathons before bed.

Ha ha don't mess with Honey!

Has anyone else's cats gone totally loopy since they got upduffed? Big cat normally lives on top of the wardrobe so that she doesn't have to interact with mere humans. But she has got more and more cuddly as I've got bigger and loves the bump. I think small cat can smell milk as she keeps needing my chest/shoulders and trying to suckle from my armpits. Mentalist. Enjoying all the extra cuddles though!

Yep pud my big ginger Tom is usually very anti cuddles but he's constantly following me and rubbing against me for cuddles. They must be able to sense the baby.

honey great dream!

I don't have a cat pud but had a load of dogs sniffing at me and following me around when I went for a walk the other day freaked me out a bit!!

Yikes honey I hope I don't run into you on a dark night!!

Hope you are feeling a bit better today 5hell

How long did you guys last before getting some maternity bras?! My tits are fecking huge already, and sore as hell.

Told my mum last night, as she is visiting for the weekend. She is very excited to say the least haha!

Okay... You are all probably sick of me and my worrying... I'm sorry for all the me me me posts, but I can't seem to stop worrying and analysing everything...

I have a weird feeling quite low down, just on one side, and I've convinced myself it's an ectopic pregnancy. It's not quite painful, but it is uncomfortable. I feel ridiculous that I can't stop worrying about things, but this feeling isn't normal right?

I'm scared to go to the doctors, plus the fact I'm so early on they wouldn't be able to see anything would they?

Again, so sorry for yet another me me post... feeling v vulnerable today.

Kate all I know about ectopic symptoms is it is very painful. If it becomes painful, call OOH to speak to a doctor. Otherwise, try to stay calm. Have a nice bath, go for a walk... It's prob just your uterus stretching a bit.

kate I had pains on one side, it is likely to be normal pg pains. I asked my GP about it and did have an early scan to check it was a uterine pregnancy (obviously it was/is). My friend is a gynae nurse and says the people she sees with ectopics are rushed in in agony so I don't think it's the sort of thing you could miss symptom-wise but no harm in seeking help if you need to, I was in a total anxious state.

Thanks honey Feeling quite anxious and tearful today.
Dr Google is not my friend...

Xp thanks pretzel

Step away from the Google! Have some and instead.

Kate I am worry personified ATM! I have had several ovary type stabbing pains that take my breath away. Obviously I considered eptopic, especially as it was an unnatural conception. But I'm 7weeks now and its not got any worse. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Thursday I'm OK thanks. Too OK really!

Come on viroids!

PMA!

Step the fuck away from Dr Google and think sticky!

Did Parkrun this morning, faster than I hoped (27:56) so I'm really happy with that! Also did the shopping and cleaned the kitchen, so now relaxing and watching football. 19+6, halfway tomorrow. Tis a good morning :)

Little man behaved during the run too, waited until I was sitting on a park bench drinking my water afterwards to dance on my bladder!

Well done Tri! That's a great time! I came in at over 34 minutes today.
I think this baby braces itself against my bladder or something because the whole time I run I have an urgent pressure, it eases as soon as a walk, and disappears when I stop

I'm taking a nap now to recover.

I am napping too. Woke up normal ish time but slept for about 3 hours since then. Ooooops.