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Due May 07 - Thread for w/c 27/11/06

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 27/11/2006 10:22

Morning.

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Juicythe2ndnotsowiseman · 01/12/2006 16:38

Maybe try StarlightStarbrightSKYTVtonite??

Pinktinseljenny??

Pinkletwinklejenny? (although pinkle = wee in german, so maybe not)

Not very good at this

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 16:40

TwinkleJenny is nice.

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Juicythe2ndnotsowiseman · 01/12/2006 16:43

Great minds 12DOC

but you're much better at the names than me.

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 16:46

Nooo, I put that in, as in "TwinkleJenny is nice, JuicyLucyinTheStablewithJesus."

Sorry, sorry. I can't get that one out of my head. Hahaha.

I just meant that you can leave out the pinkle and just make it twinklejenny. There is still and "inkjenny" in there.

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Juicythe2ndnotsowiseman · 01/12/2006 16:47

oh yes, like twinklejenny - you see it just needed that little tweak from the name expert

Juicythe2ndnotsowiseman · 01/12/2006 16:49

Maybe Juicylucyinthestablewiththe3wisemen would be less blasphamous and we wouldn't have to go to confession quite as often?

Also - sounds like more fun!!

MereNoel · 01/12/2006 16:50

You should become a slogan writer. You are good at this name thing 12DOH.

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 16:50

Right, am off in 10 mins to do a trolley dash round Debenahms to try to find a dress to wear to my friend's party tomorrow night.

Maternity dresses are too big... Normal clothes too small... Tsk. Very awkward.

Any last minute suggestions?

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MereNoel · 01/12/2006 16:52

I've got one for you JL,

Sprucyjuicymistletoelucy?

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 16:52

Do you think that makes you sound like a bit of a whore though Juicy? In the stable with 3 wise men...

(It's also too long, but we won't worry about that right now).

I like your current one still.

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 16:53

That's great merenoel!

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MereNoel · 01/12/2006 16:53

Do you def want a dress?

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 16:54

D'you know, merenoel. I always wanted to sing jingles for a living and make them up?

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 16:55

No, doesn't HAVE to be a dress, but my mates have all bought the entire stock of Karen Millen and Coast by the sounds of things. Was going to wear something old and then got jealous and decided I wanted something NEW as well.

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Juicythe2ndnotsowiseman · 01/12/2006 16:56

MereNoel - you're a dab hand at this naming thingy aren't you

SOH - do you know me in RL

MereNoel · 01/12/2006 16:57

Try on one of those under the boobstyle ones. Do you know what I mean. Fitted on the top but flows from beneath the bust, that way you won't feel like you need to breath in all evening.

You can't go wrong with black, accessorise with nice bag, nails, jewellery etc .... to spruce it up a bit. Black would always be my choice but then I don't have the figure to get away with anything else.

GodRestYeMerryPebblemum · 01/12/2006 16:58

Because i left the computer you have all been chatting away, you look now im back everyone will disappear

Spent a lovely hour shopping without ds2 or dh, it was bliss. Apart from getting my mum a pair of earrings and a couple of stocking filler type gifts for other people, Im finished I hate having to rush around nearer christmas looking for things, drives me mad. My BF used to leave all his shopping until Christmas Eve but always managed to get everyone what they wanted (if i tried that everyone would end up with boxes of chocs)

I dont know what is up with our place lately but ive just had the 5th lightbulb blow in a matter of 2weeks. Everytime it happens the trip switch goes off leaving me stumbling around in the dark trying to find the fuse box and the right switch. It has to be a coincidence but why does it have to happen when it is pitch black and dh is at work (im too short to change them myself without standing on a wobbly stool which i hate)

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 17:03

Arrgghh. I have done my Christmas shopping on the 22nd or 23rd of Dec for the last few years. LastminuteLil. (Can't you tell by the way I'm shopping for an outfit the night before the event).

Am away this weekend, busy the next weekend, wedding the following weekend and ooh, look, the weeknd after that is Christmas. And I'm working 60 hours a week. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 17:05

Am going to try on some empire line stuff. My norks are too big to take strappy tops now (MAHUSIVE bra) but anything with a wide shoulder should be ok.

I think I have addiction issues. I actually don't want to go becuase I'm having fun on here.

Going, going..

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BefnalhemBub · 01/12/2006 17:09

MV how about Pantomimevache?

Nothing much to report other than Nork-ache in night on left side - took a look in the mirror this morning and its bigger than the one on the right. this is not normal for me ! anyone else had this? Had to get in with new christmas name!

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twelvedaysofchristmas · 01/12/2006 17:09
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Pinkjenny · 01/12/2006 17:22

Loving twinklejenny. Although I knew a girl at school who used to call her ladygarden her twinkle.

Freak.

I have just weighed myself. I am enormous. Its a disaster. This baby better be really cute.

The hormones are getting serious. I think I fancy David Gest.

Megglevache · 01/12/2006 17:23

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largevirginbirthandtonic · 01/12/2006 17:24

New hair heaven, straight, tamed, non frizzy, blonde locks. Whatdya think?

RedK know what you mean about snooping, I found photos the other week in one of DH boxes, a full packet of one girl...in one i could see a booby I was horrified, new they were old but it didnt make me feel better. I told Dh that night and he reasured me but could not shake the images fron my head. All my own fault but am a little untrusting as last partner (father of the children) was shagging the 22 year ols student wholived in the attic for a year before i found out. And he was round, bald, 37 and not very nice, new Dh looks like a young Pierce Brosning and is only 25....! Plus he has been away since sept 1st, and the bloody navy have wrens, gah!

Anyway, i know he loves me and wouldnt do anything but prg makes you mad, keep having those irrational he's left me dreams too. Im sure your Dh is being very well behaved and it's just your overactive mad prg brain

My libido is off the scale, probably because dh is away and i cant get any. I just have KK porn at the moment, have eaten 6 now....

Pinkjenny my wisdom teeth hurt alot and are seriously infected but it is nothing compared to giving birth.

Great news MereNoel (good name)

Add me by all means SOH, am just going to add you now to my MSN list.