We're growing babies, stomach beards and nipple pubes - it's pregnancy glamour galore with humongous tits, medicinal prunes and praying for poo on JS Grads 37!

[honeysucklejasmine]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 37th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 36th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 52nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Hi La, how are you doing? Have been thinking about you since you put on here that you weren't coping. I know a lot of us replied that you were doing brilliantly (which you are) but I hope we didn't dismiss your concerns, is there anything you are fretting over in particular? Other than the fact you had an epic birth/became a parent/had a poorly boy?! Hope you are okay.

Having lots of horrible dreams at the mo. Last night's was that I completely freaked out during an IE and it caused my labour to stop. Think I might be time to start reading my hypnobirthing book and calm myself down a bit.

DH has decided to run over 22 mountains this week (for the bump, as I am 22 weeks), he has just set off to do 8 of them. Nutter.

Morning viroids. Hellloo La, hope you're ok

Last day at work today. It's come around so quickly. I've been pregnant all year which seems odd, it feels like forever and I can't remember not being pregnant.
I've got a ton of things to do so it's likely to be a long day but I'll feel better when I've handed everything over
Normally I sleep in til 8 but I woke at 7 after a horrible dream and got up! I didn't want to go back to sleep

Hurray for viroids getting nurseries ready

Pud that sounds mental but I couldn't run to the end of the driveway

Ga, get those roofers told, go north east on their arses

pud he is insane!
Well dream girls I'll join you there too, I've had a few bad dreams about child birth this week. I had a sneeze birth with DD so I've got no reason to be anxious. In last nights dream I had to have a section with no pain relief.
honey is it a cot and not a cot bed? Go for anything as they wont be in it for long but sprung is better. I like kiddicare.com for their huge range.

Morning :)

purple yay for last day of work! Although I still swear you only got your bfp a couple of weeks ago!

Hey la waves hope you and B are well (and you're coping ok with Mr La at work).

5hell is your EPU app today? Good luck if so x

I think I've decided what my last day of work will be, it'll be the 31st December, so I'll technically be off for the whole of 2016 :)

Got my 16w check up Friday. I'm getting scanxiety even though there's no scan. I hope she tries to listen to the HB, I feel like I could use the reassurance right now.

toast I have 2 weeks left and cannot wait! I will be full term on my last day

So i just threw up on the walk into work :( Luckily DP was with me and ran into EAT to grab me a cup to rid myself of the puke (didn't want to throw up on the floor in a busy london street) and some water.

Man I love being pregnant...

Why the good fuck does MN keep logging me out!
Palace murking.
5hell good luck for today!
Whoever asked about swaddling on the last thread, we swaddled in a muslin wrap. Breathable, light, and it has quite a bit of give so baby doesn't "feel" tight.
Sorry I'm being a lousy correspondent right now. Once I feel better I'll get back to it.
Has indi done her baby yet?

Morning viroids!

Sorry about your friends bat, I hope they can work it out.

Will keep everything crossed for you today 5hell! What time is your scan?

honey we ordered our cot mattress from here. You can customise it however you want and it's not expensive. I would go for sprung.

jelly sorry you're still feeling rough, hope it goes soon

Should find out if I got that job some time this week. So nervous, couldn't sleep the other day! Also got my booking in appt on Fri (finally!) and we are also going camping for the weekend! Feeling very unprepared

It's a cot bed Ga. (Had to look up the difference!)

Thanks for recommendations ladies.

5hell gx for you today!

Honey get one with a removable cover for poonamis and vom explosions

Jelly that's rubbish, hope the chunder stops soon

I've been pregnant all year and it feels like it but then other times it doesn't. It's very odd

Last nights dream was so realistic it was horrible, it really shook me up

At hospital waiting to see endocrine clinic consultants. I am winning with the BP. 100/60, take that!

Ha I've opened the Fred on laptop and replying on iPad so I can stop missing all the posts to comment on
Fucking brilliant idea if it weren't the last day I'll be using laptop

5hell I've got everything crossed for you

at 'why the good fuck' stealing that one

Bat, hope your friends can work it out. It's so sad when that happens and so hard not to take sides

I'm still adding to the list for hospital bag. Need peppermint oil capsules for the c section trapped wind.

Thursday I now need a McDonalds breakfast

Full knickers all the way here, 4 sizes bigger than usual too
not too embarrassing when they are hanging on the line...they make a good sunshade

Pretzel I'm definitely needier now too

Deeply Gx for a sneezebirth soon

i need bigger knickers, i'm still wearing my ones that are technically a size too small, should i just go big now?

Thanks for all the support for my miserable day yesterday. Strangely after an awful night up with DD who couldn't sleep for coughing I feel lots better

5hell thinking of you with gx for good news

Honey sorry to hear you're feeling shite, hope you feel better soon

Full knickers are the future Jelly, you won't regret it

Jelly I'm squeezed into my usual knickers too and am therefore likely missing out on a comfy pant experience. I might get some enormous ones next week and wallow in their gloriousness.

Do it jelly and report back your comfort so that it may encourage me to do the same......

I'm hopefully from now on working two 8 hour shifts and two 13 hour shifts a week mountain You're working till your due date!!! What?? Sounds crazy to me, ill be 35 weeks when I go off and according to recently pregnant colleagues even that is too late!

Enjoy your last day purple

Haha I'm sure that's not the case deeply you must have just got a nice group! You're right baby will come when it wants to be it doesn't sound like the midwife thinks it's in any rush!

i'll be 36w exactly when i finish work, i could technically finish the week before (xmas eve!)

Morning!

I've been completely rubbish at keeping up with freds the last couple of weeks so have missed loads. Morning all day & night sickness is kicking my ass I'm not sure how much longer I will be able to hide it from everyone!

5hell good luck today, thinking of you

sky glad xdh came around to the idea even if it did involve him sinking a drink or two in the end.

Thought something sinister was happening at work yesterday, had to hold on to a unit thinking I was going to pass out, huge tearing pain across lower belly - assumed the worst - then after a minute of two realised it was trapped wind and was fine once it had been banished felt a bit stupid but never had anything like it before! If's so glamourous being knocked up!

trapped wind is aweful, it's so painful i've been doubled over before with it. Glad it wasn't anything worse though mrs t

5hell any news?

Oh mrsT how many weeks are you now? I ended up having to yell loads of people because I couldn't hide it. Are you getting opportunity to rest?

Been so productive this morning. Been through all my clothes and had a good clear out so now I've got space to put all the new clothes I have that actually for me. I've had a bag of mat clothes passed to me from a friend of a friend and most of them are lovely so that will save me some money. Think its really just a mat coat that I'll need to get now

news from EPU is not bad (bordering on good!)...all appropriate structures/sacs seen, including embryo + heartbeat! measuring slightly small 6w3d, but not too worried as at that size the error in measurement must be quite large. i do have a perigesational sac bleed which probably explains the bleeds, so have been told to take it easy....no sex, exercise, heavy lifting, rushing around or even long walks.

apologies i have been very lazy and just pasted this from the JS fred

yay great news 5hell :) how far along should you be according to LMP? Is it a big difference? Seeing a HB is amazingly reassuring

Congrats 5hell, you must be so relieved