We're growing babies, stomach beards and nipple pubes - it's pregnancy glamour galore with humongous tits, medicinal prunes and praying for poo on JS Grads 37!

[honeysucklejasmine]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 37th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 36th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 52nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Sorry, welcome trurouge, I was mixing you and trijo up I think. Names not a strong point, I'm still struggling to match FB selves with mn selves!

Dh won't dtd anymore :( he's scared of hurting the baby mind you with the pain in my pelvis at the moment, it really wouldn't be happening. There was a moment in the supermarket yesterday when I honestly thought I couldn't walk out. still got to 6.5cm on epino though

I finish for Mat leave today!!!! Huzzah!!

Morning, welcome tru

Just woke up slept loads and don't feel so sick today. POAS because I missed it a little at 7+4 and the line is soooooo dark! I read somewhere that HCG doubles every day! But if you POAS in your third trimester you could get a negative as there is no need for that hormone anymore! Geeking out over here, this preggo thing is so weird!!!

Hooray for mat leave mountain!!!

Mat leave mountain yesssssssss! Hurray!!!! I'll be joining you in celebration on Tuesday when I start mine.

At leave! Yessss! Can't believe you've kept in work all this time! Enjoy your well earned rest!

Got my nuchal result today. 1 in 19000.

Woohoo for mat leave! 4 weeks to go for me ga I'm jealous that yours is imminent!!

Wow 6am shagging would be my actual worst nightmare, mr bat likes it in the morning well at any time actually but for me mornings are for squeezing in as much sleep as possible!!

Great news honey!!!!
Normally I'm all about the sleep, but mr gaggia has been working nights and gets in at 6am and me and kiddo have had to be away by 8am anyway....so it would be rude not too.

Woohoo for mat leave Mountain

Woohoo for nuchal too Honey. That's a relief

Oooh Ga not long for you now too

Yey for mat leave Mountain! So jealous! And good work with the epi-no.

Well, that's a good result Honey!

Welcome Tru, 5th baby? How old are your DCS?

Great news honey :) mine was like 1 in 4600 odd, yours is way better.

Horah for mat leave mountain

I'm sort of recovered from my ordeal last night. Still a bit sore and so tired but can't sleep. Oh well.

Awwww jelly you poor thing. Being pregnant is a constant worry.

Don't worry Jelly, I convinced myself i was going to miscarry this morning. Not sure why. I gave myself a hooyah. I think this is how pregnancy works. Fun fun!

great news honey

mountain enjoy the rest!

honey I'm convincing myself of the very same thing right now. Had odd pains for a couple of days and have only been sick once since Sunday so can't be anything but sinister right?! might make a trip to the 8am early emergency assessment unit in the morning if I'm still mental worried, just to put my mind at ease. Until then I need a slap hooyah!

I'm so moody and horrible today. Not being able to find cellotape pushed me over the edge this afternoon, tears and snot and then I chucked a shoe at the sofa because ''nothing is ever going to go right for me''

Oh jelly and Mrs I'm sorry you're going through all the worry

Welcome tru!

I'm unbelievably tired. More tired than first trimester. Seeing a friend tonight who lives abroad but rather fear I may fall asleep in my dinner! Feel a bit sick with trying to keep self awake

jelli did i miss something?? are you ok?!

Had my 24 week mw appointment today, all hunky dory and DH got to hear the HB. MW not worried about slightly reduced movements either so that is good.

I've gone from having a fully functioning set of abdominal muscles to having two. (Stealth boast...) you can see the remaining two above my bump which looks ridiculous as they are now so elongated (I climb a lot, or did before bfp), but managed to pull one of the two remaining functioning muscles getting out of bed. So now I only gave one! And the other one is chuffing sore! Feel your pain Jelly! Boooo!

Welcome tru

Happy maternity leave mountain!

Yay, honey that's good news.

Sorry to worried viroids. I've been sore today but think they are stretchy pains which means my bump is gonna be growing some more (at this stage still happy about that, though I know later I'll be like oh god help).

molly sorry to hear that I too am. So. Tired. I've made a GP appointment to get tested for anaemia because I'm so tired (and I've got the palpitations and breathlessness to go with it - although helpfully those could also be normal pregnancy symptoms).

Aw pud that's nice about dh hearing the hb.

Pretzel I definitely still had stretchy pains at your stage. Randomly had them last night too which surprised me a bit.

for the exhaustion, mine was so bad. It got better at about 20 weeks though although that did coincide with the summer holidays...

I will choose sleep over anything in the world...

Yay mountain, you got there!

Great result honey!

Gentle hooyah to honey, pickle and MrsT and myself

for everyone else!

I too am absolutely drained today... Also getting v anxious about finding job. Got into tears in front of DP today...

Oh and I'm 12 weeks today! Scan in a week...

5hell yeh im fine, nothing to worry about. Just got woken up at 1:00am last night with terrible pain in my side, ended up in hospital fearing the worst. All was ok, but I have booked a private scan for reassurance tomorrow (bad i know but i needed to). The doctor thought it was either a pulled muscle or ligament pain. But i've never been so scared (and tired, didn't get home until almost 6am).

Sorry for you other viroids struggling :( Think we all need some TLC and cake!