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We're growing babies, stomach beards and nipple pubes - it's pregnancy glamour galore with humongous tits, medicinal prunes and praying for poo on JS Grads 37!

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honeysucklejasmine · 16/08/2015 18:02

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 37th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 36th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 52nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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jellypi3 · 23/08/2015 08:14

awww honey not fun :( i feel for you, i really do!

It's been 4 days since i last threw up, this is progress for me!!

I had nando's for lunch/dinner yesterday (as in had it for lunch but didn't have dinner, not had it twice!), didn't even have much, a few chips, some garlic bread and half a wrap. Today I has the arserain. Bad.

ThursdayLastWeek · 23/08/2015 08:38

Morning all!

honey you poor thing. My friend was nearly sick in the cab home last night, and she's not even preggers. Travel sickness is a fucking curse I tell ya!

bat and ga the night vom/heart burn combo sounds truly depressing.

Well viroids I can my 10k! I did it in 1.07 (it's not a PB course at the best of times) which was one min slower than I hoped, but I felt like a super woman because I was like - I'm running a race when im pregnant Grin

I can't wait to tell my running friends I'm preganat, I'm sure they're suspicious.

Then we went to see Chas & Dave!

batfish · 23/08/2015 08:39

Wow Thursday you're a rockstar - I would have never been able to run a 10k even before pregnancy! Massive well done!

gaggiagirl · 23/08/2015 09:59

deeply you poor thing, little bit funny though.
purple glad the shower went well. Hows the jab site now?
Thursday I cant get my knickers on/off. Really well done on 10k
jelly anymore house moving news?
indigo full birth story please!
I will be finishing the nursery today and starting on the landing and hallway. You will all be kept informed of further destruction.

gaggiagirl · 23/08/2015 10:00

bat the solution is to no eat??????? Whaaaaaaaat??????

ThursdayLastWeek · 23/08/2015 10:15

Right, it's fry up time - who wants what?

oneyorkshirepud · 23/08/2015 10:20

How are you feeling today Honey?!

Joining you on the hall/stairs/landing DIY Ga, it's taken two weeks so far but that is mostly because I keep stopping for naps. Smile

Thursday that is an awesome time for a non - Preggo person, you are a machine.

jellypi3 · 23/08/2015 10:31

Just had my bacon sarnie thursday Grin

ga just going through the whole solicitors process at the moment. Fun and games!

pretzelpieces · 23/08/2015 10:47

Scrambled egg, bacon and toast please thurs Grin shame I only have bread out of those ingredients in real life

batfish · 23/08/2015 10:50

Yeah sorry I don't have a better solution for you ga, that's the best I can do! I can confirm that anti heartburn medication doesn't help. I'm not happy about the no eating either, I had to apologise to mr bat this morning for being a grumpy bitch last night due to my hunger strike!

WouldRatherHaveCake · 23/08/2015 11:05

Morning grads! Apologies for the sudden absence, my phone wouldn't let me refresh any Internet pages and it took me from Wednesday til now to have the bright idea of turning it off and on again...

Loving the baby pics on the FB page, makes me want one!

Cake and Flowers to all that needs them!

Indigoblue2 · 23/08/2015 11:22

Leaving hospital today, will update you all soon! Thanks for the congrats, been thinking of you all xx

honeysucklejasmine · 23/08/2015 11:41

Aah exciting Indigo!

I heaved in the sink, but ate a sausage sandwich and feeling quite good atm. I hadn't been sick for a few days so hoping it was dad's vicious cornering. Gx!

Scrambled egg is my favourite.

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purplewhale · 23/08/2015 12:08

Oooh a fry up, bacon sausage egg mushrooms and a fried slice for me GrinGrinGrin

It's a bit less sore today. I feel reassured as it seems to be normal. I've just hit a blood vessel or something. It's more bruised but less swollen today so I think that's a good thing.

oneyorkshirepud · 23/08/2015 12:18

Ouch Purple.

Yey for taking your gorgeous little bundle home Indigo!

Why did I decide that painting the banisters was a good idea?! Epic!

CarrotPuff · 23/08/2015 15:20

Just got back from camping. Well, at about 12 but then we all had a nap! We are all knackered but it was great.

Got a call on Friday on our way there that I didn't get the job. Sobbed like a baby in the car, but I'm over it now. Back to square 1 Sad

Today was also my due date with the bean I've lost. Feeling very calm about it but I'm sure it's because I'm pg again.

And congrats on baby Indigo, can't wait to hear your story! Flowers

honeysucklejasmine · 23/08/2015 16:05

Sorry about the job Carrot. Sad

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ThursdayLastWeek · 23/08/2015 16:14

I hope you had a good time camping carrot in spite of your bad job news.

jellypi3 · 23/08/2015 16:46

Flowers sorry about the job carrot :(

oneyorkshirepud · 23/08/2015 17:12

Oh crap, sorry Carrot.

Was trying to have a nap but was woken up by my neighbour going off the deep end at one of his kids. Never heard him shout at them before so it must have been bad!

In better news, I happened to eat some dark chocolate with my apple/peanut butter snack this arvo. Taste combo was delicious and thinking of trying to make it into a pie... sweet pastry, apples on the bottom (a bit like tart tartin but not as sweet), then layer of pb, then think layer of dark choc ganache then v thin layer of dark choc to make it shiny.... Mmmm going to try it this week, excited!

Jcandy · 23/08/2015 17:26

Pud that sounds incredible! I eagerly await the result (and a piece of pie through the post)

Sorry about the job carrot Sad Thanks

ThursdayLastWeek · 23/08/2015 17:28

pud if you need taste testers I'm available. Just letting you know.

I tried to nap too but my wretched DS seems to be dropping his naps Sad
So we watched DVDs all afternoon, he was naked, we're calling it potty training rather than half arsed parenting Grin

jellypi3 · 23/08/2015 17:47

I've been watching old school Spooks all afternoon!

pretzelpieces · 23/08/2015 18:10

Sorry to hear that carrot, I hope you had a good trip anyway.

pud Shock

honeysucklejasmine · 23/08/2015 18:18

I've started making another bean bag for DN1. As she seemed to feel that she could commandeer the one I made for DN2. I've got about a month until her birthday.

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