We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

[pretzelpieces]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

oh no la that's terrible :( that poor family.

TMI Warning: i made the mistake of getting soup for lunch. Snot flying everywhere. I am not suitable for being in work with a cold and no cold drugs.

dulcet what size clothes is he in? He looks absolutely scrummy in the pics (and I bet despite his weight he looks diddy in your arms).

Jelly go home?

If I need a section I'll have one, of course. I've had abdo surgery twice before and I'd rather avoid if possible...although tearing doesn't sound much nicer. Must get an epi no.

I'm worried about the tearing. I don't know how linked it is, but DP isn't massive in that area, he's big enough, but I have to use Lube so it doesn't tear. So how the fuck is a baby coming out of there

La that's awful

I should really get more in the zone for foof stretching and pelvic floor exercising. Because I had an emcs last time my pelvic floor emerged pretty unscathed but might not be the case this time!

Demon child is in bed. Hoping for a better mood when he wakes. I love and adore him but today has been...challenging!

Pretzel, congrats on 12 weeks, that's just lovely.

Thursday, put the fucking hoover down woman! You are in the first trimester, hoovering is no longer your concern!

Jelly can you leave early to avoid rush hour?

Oh god La, that's awful. I have had to deal with school bereavements and it is really, really hard having to tell students such bad news. Well done for not leaving an arsey message, especially given your circumstances!

Hello!next baby I'm definite trying this foof stretching thing! Can't wait to hear results post indigo birth.

I am a happy viroid! Reason I've been so stressed was on Friday when I went for sweep the MW couldn't reach cervix at all and so I felt completely despondent and anxious.

Today I had my own MW who is a tough bird. I said to her can you just go for it and she did! She got right up to cervix and gave me an extremely violent sweep!! Was pretty uncomfortable but I've already started bleeding and cramping so fingers crossed it's done something! She said she could feel baby's head and my cervix is nice and soft so my bishops score was 6 (was 3 last time).

Bring it on MiniLa, we are ready for you!!!!!!

Yay! Come on, MiniLa! Get on with it!

Woop woop go miniLa!

we're ready for you mini-la!!! woop!

Yes minila! And well done hardcore midwife!

Yes miniLa! We're all ready for yoooouuu!
Oft, a violent sweep, you made me clench just remembering

Well viroids Prince Charles is in the pub next door as we speak oooooh fancy

Ooh great news la - well done to you and midwife for being brave and let's hope it's done the trick!!

And how awesome is it that someone has touched your actual baby's actual head?!

Breaking out the Pom Poms for MiniLa

Ladies with large norks! Every time I lay down it feels like they are suffocating me! Then I feel a bit sick. Help! Do I get a v shaped pillow and prop myself up?

MiniLa, come on down!

Wow so I missed the end of the last Fred and a good whack of this one too. Was away for the weekend and phone signal was minimal to none, I did manage to lurk once or twice for news in case there was a miniLa arrival.

I have caught Jelly's cold and it's knocked me for six today. I've been feeling really run down and like I've been struggling on with only 10% of my usual energy for a few weeks now so I guess something was bound to get me. I've felt really low and the littlest things have brought me to tears this last week, I've been super anxious about baby movements (which I do think are fine and it's just the anterior placenta cushioning them sometimes, but I had a proper anxiety meltdown over that on Saturday morning) and now I've caught a cold too over the weekend (how? It was hot and sunny and lovely all weekend!) and I feel totally done in.

Anyways I don't want to bring down the mood, it's super exciting about miniLa. I don't know what a bishops score is but 6 sounds impressive and it's double 3 which must be good.

Lol Thursday can you pop to the pub next door and do a publicly loud trump next to HRH for the amusement of Viroids everywhere?!

Ooh La exciting, and we'll done slightly terrifying midwife! was she up to her elbow if she could touch Minila's head?!

Thanks everyone. 2 days to 12 wk scan! jelly how you feeling about the scan, yours is tomorrow isn't it?

la you are very brave, well done. I hope it pays off and you go into labour soon.

I've forgotten what everyone else said. Nearly crashed the car on the way home. I HATE DRIVING

Hooray for violent fistings La... That's really awful for the poor acupuncturist/ vicar/ everyone!! - thank goodness you didn't leave an arsey message... I doubt I'd have been that restrained even as an unpregnant viroid!

Good on you if it works indigo! I always meant to do perineal massage but never got round to it... Had an episiotomy in the end so didn't matter! Not recommended!

Dulce - a woman on my January bus had a 11lb 6oz baby - so miniDulcet is not the biggest baby there ever was

Hugs for the snotty viroids. Pregnancy colds suck balls.

ooh, I like news of a good fisting! fx it's going to entice him out la

Tiny Tee is asleep. This is the longest sleep he's had since 5am. However, he is asleep ON me. If I move, I'm fucked. I have washing to put on. Oh well.

We did Perineal massage too. Every Sunday and Wednesday. Sunday Mr Tee would do my foof maintainance when I was too enormous to see what I was doing with a razor. Then we'd have comedy awkward sex. (SPD = no open legs). I can only imagine it being the highlight of his week, nay, his sex life to date. [Hmm]
I also had the midwife massaging it during second stage, but then I had an episiotomy too for the ventouse, so it was pointless :(.

Hoorah hoorah hoorah! Come out minila come out!

I am trying to persuade myself to go swimming. Bloody exhausted. Also I'm too fat for normal cozzy, but not fat enough for maternity cozzy. This means reverting to super-unflattering boy-short sporty bikini. God knows why I bought it, I must have given up on myself completely that day. I should go I know but I just want to sleeeeeeeep!

niff I always wore those bit short bikini's body issues, actually bought myself a real swim suit the other day. Don't think it'll fit for long, it's a body shaping one that has tummy control...oops

pret feeling ok about scan. I'm much less nervous because we saw jelly-bean two weeks ago although I know things can go wrong. But I'm excited to get our date and look forward to the second tri :)

toast sorry :( this cold is evil, I have every sympathy for you. Make your man wait on you or ltb.

So today I managed to squirt some total random person with soap in the work toilet and then sneeze and not realise I had missed a bit of snot on my face.

Not my day.

Hi ladies,

Having peed on about 400 tests in the last week I have finally accepted that I don't need an eye test and I can join the grads fred!
DC1 - EDD 23rd March 2016
Booked my first midwife appointment today, now to wait patiently for the postman!
Have felt pants the last few days, lots of crampy pains and sleepy but struggling to get to sleep/stay asleep.

Who can add me to the FB group too please? :)

Welcome mrs t :) another of the march lot! Loving it! la can add you to FB (not sure who else can) and you can add yourself to stats if on a PC.

Cor, you just love all the things up your foof don't you la! Maybe I should revise my guess - sending positive pushing thoughts!

toast, you sound really down. The hormones man, they are a ball ache. You could consider the GP if it is really getting you down. The anxiety was unexpected for me and I did consider the GP a few times. Never quite got there but it is an option to talk about your mood and how you feel?

No, he's not the biggest popz, don't fancy an 11lber either!

Hi MrsT!

Hope the car is alright pretzel - and you of course!

My normal cossie is like that niff! Is not flattering but no one can even see it in the water anyway! You might feel better if you can bring yourself to go...